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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    i know what would cheer you up

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    this makes it sound like you would have snapped your kid in half after a bad night of ninja gaiden

    Of course not.

    Because Ninja Gaiden was merely hard rather than bullshit.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    this makes it sound like you would have snapped your kid in half after a bad night of ninja gaiden

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I am ashamed to report that I can vouch for Cass's claims

    they are 100% true

    I want to know

    And yet I don't

    DILEMA

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2012
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.

    I suggest employing this strategy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WtD23tWJAM

    _J_ on
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    i know what would cheer you up

    Is it gratuitous picture of puppies, kittens, and possibly even ferrets?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.
    I hear you can stop local street sweepers and ask them about good places to get a beer though.

    This is actually how the internet was established. A way of accessing their wisdom when you're not yet bumbling around outside in a mass of indecision.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I'm with Mrs. Cesca on this.

    The old days sucked. I like knowing where the not shit places are nearby.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Probably would have been a bit more difficult to plan my day 30 mins or so before I leave. Plus, I find that when you ask people where's a good coffee shop they just point you to the nearest Starbucks or Costa or something.
    I hear you can stop local street sweepers and ask them about good places to get a beer though.

    This is actually how the internet was established. A way of accessing their wisdom when you're not yet bumbling around outside in a mass of indecision.

    Interestingly, street sweepers were also the means by which pornography was shared back in the day.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    i know what would cheer you up

    Is it gratuitous picture of puppies, kittens, and possibly even ferrets?

    I'm guessing no.
    GUYS IF YOU WANT TO SEE A VAGINA THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG'S FACE PM ME RIGHT NOW

    EDIT: IT'S NOT MY VAGINA BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA THAT LOOKS LIKE A HAPPY DOG

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    Please don't be a twat, J.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I love the internet.

    I have managed to find what looks like quite a nice independent coffee shop in Stratford and know roughly how long it will take to walk from the car park I will be using to the coffee shop and then back to the RSC while taking in some of the sights and still making it in time for the 10:45am start for today's session.

    Yeah. Without the internet, a discussion with another human being would have been required.

    Dodged a bullet, there.

    I was like, why is J being a dick? especially about something like this?

    but now I'm like wait I think J is being 100% serious, and I agree

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    So cass tell me about your dagoo.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's funny when people ask me to smile. If I try to fake a smile it either looks like something is wrong with my intestines or I'm about to murder someone.

    I suggest employing this strategy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WtD23tWJAM

    Been there, done that:

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/Incenjucar/HeresJackie.jpg

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    On a tangentally related subject to CISPA, the Daily Mail is having a campaign to block online porn. Under their proposal, adult sites would be blocked unless an adult "opted in" to see it.

    What does opting in entail?

    I only read the front page, and they were curiously vague about how their system works.

    you have to sign up for a registry, which the public has access to

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    So cass tell me about your dagoo.

    i can't describe it

    you have to see this woman's happy dog vagina to really understand it

    i can pm it if you want

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    On a tangentally related subject to CISPA, the Daily Mail is having a campaign to block online porn. Under their proposal, adult sites would be blocked unless an adult "opted in" to see it.

    What does opting in entail?

    I only read the front page, and they were curiously vague about how their system works.

    you have to sign up for a registry, which the public has access to

    Ah! Well that's stupid.

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Jesus Christ

    I couldn't stop laughing at that picture for a good ten minutes

    My entire face hurts and my lungs are sore

    Cass is just browsing through immodest photos of ladies and I happen across the one and I'm just like

    "HOLD UP THAT WOMAN'S VAGINA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A DOG'S FACE"

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    QUID

    hi

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    So cass tell me about your dagoo.

    i can't describe it

    you have to see this woman's happy dog vagina to really understand it

    i can pm it if you want

    I mean your dagoo.

    You dagoo PMing weirdo.
    Feral wrote: »
    QUID

    hi

    This is a person who is me at times!

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Quid, I posted a picture of my girlfriend with your cat and nobody commented on how cute either one of them was.

    I am totally disappointed in chat right now.

    The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid, I posted a picture of my girlfriend with your cat and nobody commented on how cute either one of them was.

    I am totally disappointed in chat right now.

    The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?

    Depends on Cass's testicles really.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    There's nothing wrong in a bad smile. It shows that you're at least trying to be a human being

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Krillin Owned #26 is the best one yet.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    There's nothing wrong in a bad smile. It shows that you're at least trying to be a human being

    The way my friends recoil in fear suggests otherwise.

    On the plus side, when I smile for real, I have the most goddamn blissful look.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.

    you're a traitor to fats everywhere

    *shakes fist*

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid, I posted a picture of my girlfriend with your cat and nobody commented on how cute either one of them was.

    I am totally disappointed in chat right now.

    The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?

    Depends on Cass's testicles really.

    I'm presuming they're more functional than Krogan testicles.

    I feel this is a safe presumption.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.

    Yeah.

    I'm amazed that people can eat fast food regularly and not die immediately afterwards.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid, I posted a picture of my girlfriend with your cat and nobody commented on how cute either one of them was.

    I am totally disappointed in chat right now.

    The only thing that can redeem chat is a PM of a picture of a vagina that looks like a dog's face and what are the chances of that happening anyway?

    Depends on Cass's testicles really.

    I'm presuming they're more functional than Krogan testicles.

    I feel this is a safe presumption.

    Certainly Krillin's.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm being serious when i say your creepy smile is 50x better than your weird serial killer glare

    Really? Is it some kind of uncanny valley thing?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i'm being serious when i say your creepy smile is 50x better than your weird serial killer glare

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I ate garbage food for the first time in ages (like I don't even do here and there cheating becuase it throws me off really fast) but tonight I just went for it a little bit and I forgot that I'd actually physically feel shitty afterwards. fuck.

    you're a traitor to fats everywhere

    *shakes fist*

    I almost @ you in that because I wanted to make sure I told you

    turns out it wasn't even really worth it. foods gone, I feel like shit.

    I think at this point the only thing that could cheer me up is a vagina that looks like a dog's face. and where the fuck am I gonna find something like that?

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I am going to move two, maybe three, feet to my left and go to bed.

    Goodnight [Chat]bots.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Cass has rekindled my belief that there is always something new and wondrous in this world.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    And Quid breaks a controller.

    Thank god for no kids.

    i know what would cheer you up

    Is it gratuitous picture of puppies, kittens, and possibly even ferrets?

    What about ferrets?

    ...

    Man now I miss my fuzzies

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