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Nerdgasmic · April 2012

thousands of programmers enjoy XKCD

QED

Donkey Kong · April 2012

Cats cannot taste sugar.

wazilla · April 2012

bowen wrote: »

http://vanillaforums.com/info/hiring#dev

Hah. But then there's the whole php and scaling thing. Who the fuck wants to do that, that's a sysadmin job.

Maybe I'm out of touch but... it sounds like they're really underpaying for this position. 45-65k a year for FLAWLESS CODE DELIVERED AT LIGHTNING SPEED TO RENDER HIGHLY DYNAMIC CONTENT INCREDIBLY FAST UNDER EXTREEEEME LOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dunno.

Echo · April 2012

OOP in PHP looks like poop. From a butt. It's all "Hey, we need to tack on OOP to our language!"

Mojo_Jojo · April 2012

"You are passionate about delivering the minimum viable product"

That could have been phrased better.

bowen · April 2012

$45K for a programmer level 1.

$65K for a programmer level 3. (basically before you are a project manager and start making $100,000 a year)

Plus they're in Canada, so cost of living isn't retarded like it is in the US plus healthcare. That's about right, or rather, on the low-medium end. I'd be shooting for 65k+ if I were applying though.

Jokerman · April 2012

FUCK YES BITCHES, FUCK! YES!

FUCKING DONE WITH MATH, SCHOOLED THAT BITCH! GRADE? B! FUCK YEAH!

IT WAS DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN WIRE, BUT I PULLED IT OUT, LIKE A BAUS, AFTER WORKING ALL NITE!

bloodyroarxx · April 2012

If anyone cares Binary Domain is up on steam, for some reason the Demo isnt listed but here is the direct link for it

steam://install/210310

Echo · April 2012

I'm not praising it as the perfect solution to every single problem, but goddamn do I like doing stuff in Ruby.

bowen · April 2012

Echo wrote: »

OOP in PHP looks like poop. From a butt. It's all "Hey, we need to tack on OOP to our language!"

Still better than obj-c.

Hey let's assimilate another language into C to make it super confusing, different, and trendy!

bowen · April 2012

Echo wrote: »

I'm not praising it as the perfect solution to every single problem, but goddamn do I like doing stuff in Ruby.

c++ cgi binary erryday

Echo · April 2012

bowen wrote: »

Hey let's assimilate another language into C to make it super confusing, different, and trendy!

Let's have two paragraphs of arguments to functions!

So goddamn wordy.

bowen · April 2012

Echo wrote: »

bowen wrote: »

Hey let's assimilate another language into C to make it super confusing, different, and trendy!

Let's have two paragraphs of arguments to functions!

So goddamn wordy.

The best kind of wordy.

Echo · April 2012

- (void)setRangeStart:(int)start end:(int)end;
- (void)importDocumentWithName:(NSString *)name withSpecifiedPreferences:
(Preferences *)prefs beforePage:(int)insertPage;

bowen · April 2012

I don't know if I ate out a box of dirt last night or something but when I brushed my teeth this morning it was like coffee-colored. That was crazy. My teeth feel hella clean though.

nexuscrawler · April 2012

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Cats cannot taste sugar.

they fuckin love salt

guess cuz blood is salty

Echo · April 2012

It's like everything in Obj-C is named doStuffWithOtherStuffAndACherryOnTop.

Donkey Kong · April 2012

Echo wrote: »

OOP in PHP looks like poop. From a butt. It's all "Hey, we need to tack on OOP to our language!"

PHP is basically a disaster for anything that isn't simple server-side scripts, bridging the gap between database and website. And even then, it's not great at that and has a lot of inherent security issues.

bowen · April 2012

Echo wrote: »

It's like everything in Obj-C is named doStuffWithOtherStuffAndACherryOnTop.

It's mostly the smalltalk syntax.

Nope, can't go with C-style syntax, let's make our own! Brackets for everyone!

Donkey Kong · April 2012

Echo wrote: »

It's like everything in Obj-C is named doStuffWithOtherStuffAndACherryOnTop.

I think it's quirky and fun, but difficult to follow if you're not a native english speaker and difficult to build on if you're not particularly creative.

Echo · April 2012

I would however like to do a small project in Obj-C just to see if I can get over how chatty it is.

nexuscrawler · April 2012

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Nerd, if there is a problem with your cat, just throw it in the garbage and go get a new one.

shut up, my cat rules:

Spoiler:

sorry nerd but your cat is not "getting" fat

Echo · April 2012

And I do love the whole MVC model between the code and the app UI when doing Cocoa stuff.

desc · April 2012

simonwolf wrote: »

desc, how's your RPG coming

@simonwolf which one

Hoping to get Painter this weekend

Elldren · April 2012

today in do Elldren's work:

does anyone know a good source for European population figures between 18th and 19th centuries?

surrealitycheck · April 2012

this is the paper that will solve everything

http://dl.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=2177891

Echo · April 2012

I don't do enough coding. I need a nice little project to work on.

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud · April 2012

Elldren wrote: »

today in do Elldren's work:

does anyone know a good source for European population figures between 18th and 19th centuries?

http://www.cepr.org/meets/wkcn/1/1679/papers/Malanima-Volckart-Chapter.pdf

Now do my work. Do all copper ATPase deficiencies result in Wilson's Disease? I'm thinking no, because you can be a partial carrier and not have the disease.

@surrealitycheck

That paper is hilariously named.

Taking my biochem lab exam today. It is a dry lab and I hope I pass it. It is a very weird exam style.

Echo · April 2012

I am now protectively cupping my balls.

http://gizmodo.com/5905648/woman-kills-man-squeezing-his-testicles

21stCentury · April 2012

Echo wrote: »

I am now protectively cupping my balls.

http://gizmodo.com/5905648/woman-kills-man-squeezing-his-testicles

What a horrible way to die.

Jokerman · April 2012

No love? I just made Algerbra my bitch, can a homp get an amen for good triumphing over evil?

Nerdgasmic · April 2012

nexuscrawler wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Nerd, if there is a problem with your cat, just throw it in the garbage and go get a new one.

shut up, my cat rules:

Spoiler:

sorry nerd but your cat is not "getting" fat

sorry you can't handle a big beautiful kitty

Thomamelas · April 2012

@surrealitycheck

That gif reminded me of this.

skippydumptruck · April 2012

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud · April 2012

Google zerg rush

hilarious

Jokerman · April 2012

Fine, I didn't wan't to party anyways. You bunch o'jerkfaces.

Sheep · April 2012

Yup.

Shazkar Shadowstorm · April 2012

Sheep wrote: »

Yup.

holy sheeeeeeeeeeet

Gooey · April 2012

chicken biscuits oh my god yes

TL DR · April 2012

John Rodgers wrote:

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

Penny Arcade

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