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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    thousands of programmers enjoy XKCD

    QED

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    Cats cannot taste sugar.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    http://vanillaforums.com/info/hiring#dev

    Hah. But then there's the whole php and scaling thing. Who the fuck wants to do that, that's a sysadmin job.

    Maybe I'm out of touch but... it sounds like they're really underpaying for this position. 45-65k a year for FLAWLESS CODE DELIVERED AT LIGHTNING SPEED TO RENDER HIGHLY DYNAMIC CONTENT INCREDIBLY FAST UNDER EXTREEEEME LOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dunno.

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    OOP in PHP looks like poop. From a butt. It's all "Hey, we need to tack on OOP to our language!"

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit. Registered User regular
    "You are passionate about delivering the minimum viable product"

    That could have been phrased better.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    $45K for a programmer level 1.

    $65K for a programmer level 3. (basically before you are a project manager and start making $100,000 a year)

    Plus they're in Canada, so cost of living isn't retarded like it is in the US plus healthcare. That's about right, or rather, on the low-medium end. I'd be shooting for 65k+ if I were applying though.

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  • JokermanJokerman Love is careless in its choosing. Registered User regular
    FUCK YES BITCHES, FUCK! YES!

    FUCKING DONE WITH MATH, SCHOOLED THAT BITCH! GRADE? B! FUCK YEAH!

    IT WAS DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN WIRE, BUT I PULLED IT OUT, LIKE A BAUS, AFTER WORKING ALL NITE!

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    If anyone cares Binary Domain is up on steam, for some reason the Demo isnt listed but here is the direct link for it

    steam://install/210310

    bloodyroarxx on
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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    I'm not praising it as the perfect solution to every single problem, but goddamn do I like doing stuff in Ruby.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    OOP in PHP looks like poop. From a butt. It's all "Hey, we need to tack on OOP to our language!"

    Still better than obj-c.

    Hey let's assimilate another language into C to make it super confusing, different, and trendy!

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I'm not praising it as the perfect solution to every single problem, but goddamn do I like doing stuff in Ruby.

    c++ cgi binary erryday

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    Hey let's assimilate another language into C to make it super confusing, different, and trendy!

    Let's have two paragraphs of arguments to functions!

    So goddamn wordy.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hey let's assimilate another language into C to make it super confusing, different, and trendy!

    Let's have two paragraphs of arguments to functions!

    So goddamn wordy.

    The best kind of wordy.

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    - (void)setRangeStart:(int)start end:(int)end;
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    I don't know if I ate out a box of dirt last night or something but when I brushed my teeth this morning it was like coffee-colored. That was crazy. My teeth feel hella clean though.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Cats cannot taste sugar.

    they fuckin love salt

    guess cuz blood is salty

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    It's like everything in Obj-C is named doStuffWithOtherStuffAndACherryOnTop.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    OOP in PHP looks like poop. From a butt. It's all "Hey, we need to tack on OOP to our language!"

    PHP is basically a disaster for anything that isn't simple server-side scripts, bridging the gap between database and website. And even then, it's not great at that and has a lot of inherent security issues.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Echo wrote: »
    It's like everything in Obj-C is named doStuffWithOtherStuffAndACherryOnTop.

    It's mostly the smalltalk syntax.

    Nope, can't go with C-style syntax, let's make our own! Brackets for everyone!

    bowen on
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    It's like everything in Obj-C is named doStuffWithOtherStuffAndACherryOnTop.

    I think it's quirky and fun, but difficult to follow if you're not a native english speaker and difficult to build on if you're not particularly creative.

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    I would however like to do a small project in Obj-C just to see if I can get over how chatty it is.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerd, if there is a problem with your cat, just throw it in the garbage and go get a new one.

    shut up, my cat rules:
    Spoiler:

    sorry nerd but your cat is not "getting" fat

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    And I do love the whole MVC model between the code and the app UI when doing Cocoa stuff.

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  • descdesc What is this that stands before meRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    desc, how's your RPG coming

    @simonwolf which one

    Hoping to get Painter this weekend

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  • ElldrenElldren DS 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    today in do Elldren's work:

    does anyone know a good source for European population figures between 18th and 19th centuries?

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    this is the paper that will solve everything

    http://dl.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=2177891

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    I don't do enough coding. I need a nice little project to work on.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    today in do Elldren's work:

    does anyone know a good source for European population figures between 18th and 19th centuries?
    http://www.cepr.org/meets/wkcn/1/1679/papers/Malanima-Volckart-Chapter.pdf


    Now do my work. Do all copper ATPase deficiencies result in Wilson's Disease? I'm thinking no, because you can be a partial carrier and not have the disease.

    @surrealitycheck

    That paper is hilariously named.

    Taking my biochem lab exam today. It is a dry lab and I hope I pass it. It is a very weird exam style.

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
  • 21stCentury21stCentury "Jim winks" -Jim Darkmagic *~Have a Magical Day™~*Registered User regular
  • JokermanJokerman Love is careless in its choosing. Registered User regular
    No love? I just made Algerbra my bitch, can a homp get an amen for good triumphing over evil?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerd, if there is a problem with your cat, just throw it in the garbage and go get a new one.

    shut up, my cat rules:
    Spoiler:

    sorry nerd but your cat is not "getting" fat

    sorry you can't handle a big beautiful kitty

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas "See you later, Comrade." "You're a communist?" "No. But I can still have comrades. "Registered User regular
    @surrealitycheck



    That gif reminded me of this.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Google zerg rush

    hilarious

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  • JokermanJokerman Love is careless in its choosing. Registered User regular
    Fine, I didn't wan't to party anyways. You bunch o'jerkfaces.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Yup.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote: »
    Yup.

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    holy sheeeeeeeeeeet

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar | 3DS: 3110-5421-3843 |
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    chicken biscuits oh my god yes

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  • TL DRTL DR On this, reasonable people can disagreeRegistered User regular
    There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

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