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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous three times snugglier New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kegpha
    That one took me a minute.

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  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    It is a shockingly good bad fantasy name

  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    Seriously...

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    What the hell?

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  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    Ke$ha was my backup New Vegas character

    Gaga was my Dragon Age

    If I ever do Skyrim it will probably be Kanye

    Mass Effect will be Nicki Minaj

  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    What should I call this setting?

    Dungeons and Dragonforce?
    We Built This Generic Medieval Fantasy Setting On Rock And Roll?
    Rolling Stones?
    While My Lute Gently Weeps?

  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    What about the Temples of Syrinx?

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  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    Hahaha

    I might make that into an adventure

  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    I somehow just now had the realization that the Led Zeppelin could be a location

  • FishmanFishman This'll be the year that we won't forget Registered User regular
    Wait until you hit Crystal Ship.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous three times snugglier New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Take a ride on the Grand Funk Lightning Rail.

    Jump between crystal spheres on the Jefferson Starjammer.

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  • FishmanFishman This'll be the year that we won't forget Registered User regular
    Which sets the stage for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    A band of misfits, lost in the strange world of Kansas. Far from home and living on a prayer. Will they come together or be forced to walk the line alone? Will they find the mystical black keys that will thwart the tide of evil and finally clean up the noise pollution? Only time will tell, but for now the embattled people of Kansas are holding out for a hero.

    This is Dungeons & Dragonforce.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    The infamous Black Eyes have continued their dark conquest across the world.

    Thousands have fallen under their control and surely more will join them.

    What are YOU going to do about it?

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    So the Blues brothers would be Paladins, or Clerics?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Who plays bluegrass?

    Devils, I think.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So the Blues brothers would be Paladins, or Clerics?

    pallies

    they are on a mission from god

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Who plays bluegrass?

    Devils, I think.

    halflings

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So the Blues brothers would be Paladins, or Clerics?

    pallies

    they are on a mission from god

    Well, that's what I was thinking.

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  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    I'm kind of in love with the idea of Freddy Mercury being a paladin, I think
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Who plays bluegrass?

    Devils, I think.

    halflings

    Most likely. They already have folk.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I'm kind of in love with the idea of Freddy Mercury being a paladin, I think

    BISMILLAH

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    God man.

    The more I hear about this the more I want a campaign setting.

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  • DimosarDimosar two brains Registered User regular
    The great river that runs through this land: The Clearwater.

  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    Dimosar wrote: »
    The great river that runs through this land: The Clearwater.

    Yes excellent.

  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    Divinities:

    The Old Gods:
    Johann
    Mo'zart
    Chopin
    Beeth Oven
    Vagnus
    Gersh
    Viva'aldi
    Ha N'del
    Tchaikovsky

    The Deified (more cult like):
    The Great King
    Moon
    Von Mercure
    Mikhail, son of Jack
    The Circle of 27

  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    Yep, I am liking this.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    guys, i'm bored and want to muck around with DnD. I am however short sighted by things i like only. so a game.

    Someone name a player race. someone else name a class. they will be paired as they come. if you suggest both your entry is disqualified.

    Go.

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Shadar Kai

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  • kaortikaorti Registered User regular
    Which edition? If it's 3.5, Binder.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Shadar Kai

    Bladesinger

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Giff

  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    What about Alain Y. of the Wyrd?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Shadar Kai

    Bladesinger

    this isn't a very interesting build because it does it well.
    ====== Created Using Wizards of the Coast D&D Character Builder ======
    level 1
    Shadar-kai, Bladesinger
    Blade Magic: Longsword [Blade Magic]

    FINAL ABILITY SCORES
    Str 10, Con 11, Dex 16, Int 18, Wis 14, Cha 10.

    STARTING ABILITY SCORES
    Str 10, Con 11, Dex 14, Int 16, Wis 14, Cha 10.


    AC: 18 Fort: 11 Reflex: 14 Will: 14
    HP: 23 Surges: 6 Surge Value: 5

    TRAINED SKILLS
    Arcana +9, Acrobatics +10, Athletics +5, Perception +7

    UNTRAINED SKILLS
    Bluff, Diplomacy, Dungeoneering +2, Endurance, Heal +2, History +4, Insight +2, Intimidate, Nature +2, Religion +4, Stealth +5, Streetwise, Thievery +3

    FEATS
    Level 1: Heavy Blade Expertise

    POWERS
    Bladesinger at-will 1: Dazzling Sunray
    Bladesinger at-will 1: Unseen Hand
    Bladesinger at-will 1: Shadow Sever
    Bladesinger Cantrips: Light
    Bladesinger Cantrips: Mage Hand
    Bladesinger Cantrips: Disrupt Undead
    Bladesinger encounter 1: Force Orb
    Bladesinger encounter 1: Orbmaster's Incendiary Detonation

    ITEMS
    Leather Armor, Adventurer's Kit, Longsword
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  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Fighter

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Whyther wrote: »
    Fighter

    kenku

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Whyther wrote: »
    Fighter

    kenku

    I'm not sure what is going on here, but i like it. if you're always flanking, you're destroying people.
    ====== Created Using Wizards of the Coast D&D Character Builder ======
    level 1
    Kenku, Fighter
    Fighter: Combat Agility
    Fighter Talents: Tempest Technique

    FINAL ABILITY SCORES
    Str 18, Con 10, Dex 15, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 13.

    STARTING ABILITY SCORES
    Str 18, Con 10, Dex 13, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 11.


    AC: 17 Fort: 16 Reflex: 13 Will: 11
    HP: 25 Surges: 9 Surge Value: 6

    TRAINED SKILLS
    Endurance +4, Streetwise +6, Athletics +8

    UNTRAINED SKILLS
    Acrobatics +1, Arcana, Bluff +3, Diplomacy +1, Dungeoneering, Heal, History, Insight, Intimidate +1, Nature, Perception, Religion, Stealth +3, Thievery +1

    FEATS
    Level 1: Two-Weapon Fighting

    POWERS
    Fighter at-will 1: Dual Strike
    Fighter at-will 1: Vicious Offensive
    Fighter encounter 1: Funneling Flurry
    Fighter daily 1: Tempest Dance

    ITEMS
    Scourge (2), Chainmail
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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    So I am playing a new DND 3.5 campaign, but I have encountered some difficulties.

    My character is a telepath who's been imprisoned for 23 years (he's 48) and now acts as the ambassador for a Dwarven king. The telepath is built around diplomacy, I mean really built around it.

    But I think the DM has straight up acknowledged that he isn't going to follow those rules. I mean when my guy is being yelled at by the town guards and I get a 36 on my diplomacy check they don't keep yelling at me.

    So I guess I will see how the next session goes but if my guy keeps being negated I'll have to talk to the DM.

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Actually I guess it will depend mostly on party makeup

    I want an all dragonborn party that just goes on wacky rapventures
    Yes.
    YES.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Revenge of Purple Steve Registered User regular
    Wait, I'm confused. The Guards do or don't keep yelling at you? If they don't, then isn't your character working as intended? Or is that a typo?

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    Wait, I'm confused. The Guards do or don't keep yelling at you? If they don't, then isn't your character working as intended? Or is that a typo?

    They keep on yelling at me and escalate to beating my character.

    He's basically negated the entire diplomacy skill and thus the prime ability of my character.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Orc

    YEAH ORC

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