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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I once lived in a house that had a hallway that stretched its entire length - not Texas amazing, but still maybe about fifteen meters or so, and about two meters wide

    Briefly had hamsters as pets. Oh the chases. Piled boxes around to give them the hallway, though.

    ronya on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    "Dressing gown" = bathrobe?

    Yep. The thing you generally wear in the morning before showering and getting dressed.

    oh

    for me that thing is a pair of underwear, maybe an undershirt

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    man

    fucking wit's end

    the other day i spent like 4 hours straight on the kitchen floor, mopping and drying and bleaching and soaking and ripping up tiles and scrubbing and so on forever

    tumbles just can't stop peeing on that floor

    so i walked her like a dozen times yesterday, let her on the porch, walked her on the lawn, walked her down the street, basically walked her up to the bank of the delaware river

    then i walked her at 4am

    then just to be safe i sprinkled a little bleach by her usual peeing area and set my alarm for 7:30

    of course, big ol' puddle of pee as soon as i wake up

    might be difficult in a home with more than one person, but perhaps wall off the kitchen with some knee-high boxes?

    i'm worried she will just go in the living room or dining room at that point (which are both carpeted, and would be even worse)

    but it is worth a try i think so i think i'll do that tonight


    more of a stretch, but if you have enough boxes and movable furniture, you could block off everything save a passage to the Designated Pee Area

    the only acceptable pee area is outside. we don't have like, a doggy door type situation.

    you're asking an old dog to hold her pee in? This is asking a bit much. You may as well put down a tray in the kitchen.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Yeah after a shower I generally transition from towel to clothes, unless there's a compelling reason to be naked.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Hamsters are good animals. Their short life spans help.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    tim when i was in boston i went to this bar where all the women were like, alt. snake bites and wrist and finger tats, either super dark or boldly neon hair etc

    and they all knew how to make classic will-would-approve cocktails o_o

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i like fake hair colors so much

    they make ladies look so anime~~~

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    tim when i was in boston i went to this bar where all the women were like, alt. snake bites and wrist and finger tats, either super dark or boldly neon hair etc

    and they all knew how to make classic will-would-approve cocktails o_o

    Aw hell yeah

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    man

    fucking wit's end

    the other day i spent like 4 hours straight on the kitchen floor, mopping and drying and bleaching and soaking and ripping up tiles and scrubbing and so on forever

    tumbles just can't stop peeing on that floor

    so i walked her like a dozen times yesterday, let her on the porch, walked her on the lawn, walked her down the street, basically walked her up to the bank of the delaware river

    then i walked her at 4am

    then just to be safe i sprinkled a little bleach by her usual peeing area and set my alarm for 7:30

    of course, big ol' puddle of pee as soon as i wake up

    might be difficult in a home with more than one person, but perhaps wall off the kitchen with some knee-high boxes?

    i'm worried she will just go in the living room or dining room at that point (which are both carpeted, and would be even worse)

    but it is worth a try i think so i think i'll do that tonight


    more of a stretch, but if you have enough boxes and movable furniture, you could block off everything save a passage to the Designated Pee Area

    the only acceptable pee area is outside. we don't have like, a doggy door type situation.

    you're asking an old dog to hold her pee in? This is asking a bit much. You may as well put down a tray in the kitchen.

    well holding it isn't the problem. she can last for as long as she needs to basically, during the day. she gets walked regularly but if for any reason she doesn't (like when i broke my ankle last year and i could only manage to walk her sparingly) she'd just hold it, sometimes for 4-5 hours

    but in the middle of the night it's like HERP DERP OWNER NOT CONSCIOUS I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LET ME PEE ON THE FLOOR

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i like fake hair colors so much

    they make ladies look so anime~~~

    Consistently best forumer

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I don't like any of her piercings.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2012
    TL DR wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i like fake hair colors so much

    they make ladies look so anime~~~

    Consistently best forumer
    aww


    elendil, are you up for some ME?

    Nerdgasmic on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i like fake hair colors so much

    they make ladies look so anime~~~

    Consistently best forumer
    aww


    elendil, are you up for some ME?
    if you get a gold crew going i'll be down

    can't use my adept though, it's still too low leveled

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also just to be clear

    when some friend of my uncle's son (10 years old) knocked on the door at 8:15 am i was right to be a little brusque with him right

    what the fuck are kids doing these days

    it's a weekend! it's not even 8:30!

    shouldn't you be... watching cartoons or something!

    but instead you wanna try to play with josh and probably like, smoke cigarettes behind the old insane asylum or whatever it is you kids do with your hips and your hops and your subdermal implants

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    man

    fucking wit's end

    the other day i spent like 4 hours straight on the kitchen floor, mopping and drying and bleaching and soaking and ripping up tiles and scrubbing and so on forever

    tumbles just can't stop peeing on that floor

    so i walked her like a dozen times yesterday, let her on the porch, walked her on the lawn, walked her down the street, basically walked her up to the bank of the delaware river

    then i walked her at 4am

    then just to be safe i sprinkled a little bleach by her usual peeing area and set my alarm for 7:30

    of course, big ol' puddle of pee as soon as i wake up

    might be difficult in a home with more than one person, but perhaps wall off the kitchen with some knee-high boxes?

    i'm worried she will just go in the living room or dining room at that point (which are both carpeted, and would be even worse)

    but it is worth a try i think so i think i'll do that tonight


    more of a stretch, but if you have enough boxes and movable furniture, you could block off everything save a passage to the Designated Pee Area

    the only acceptable pee area is outside. we don't have like, a doggy door type situation.

    you're asking an old dog to hold her pee in? This is asking a bit much. You may as well put down a tray in the kitchen.

    well holding it isn't the problem. she can last for as long as she needs to basically, during the day. she gets walked regularly but if for any reason she doesn't (like when i broke my ankle last year and i could only manage to walk her sparingly) she'd just hold it, sometimes for 4-5 hours

    but in the middle of the night it's like HERP DERP OWNER NOT CONSCIOUS I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LET ME PEE ON THE FLOOR

    yeah incontinence is like that, in a variety of old humans. Plus, she's a dog. You can't tell her "no, you can fight urge incontinence by pre-emptively peeing when you are out".

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    man

    fucking wit's end

    the other day i spent like 4 hours straight on the kitchen floor, mopping and drying and bleaching and soaking and ripping up tiles and scrubbing and so on forever

    tumbles just can't stop peeing on that floor

    so i walked her like a dozen times yesterday, let her on the porch, walked her on the lawn, walked her down the street, basically walked her up to the bank of the delaware river

    then i walked her at 4am

    then just to be safe i sprinkled a little bleach by her usual peeing area and set my alarm for 7:30

    of course, big ol' puddle of pee as soon as i wake up

    might be difficult in a home with more than one person, but perhaps wall off the kitchen with some knee-high boxes?

    i'm worried she will just go in the living room or dining room at that point (which are both carpeted, and would be even worse)

    but it is worth a try i think so i think i'll do that tonight


    more of a stretch, but if you have enough boxes and movable furniture, you could block off everything save a passage to the Designated Pee Area

    the only acceptable pee area is outside. we don't have like, a doggy door type situation.

    you're asking an old dog to hold her pee in? This is asking a bit much. You may as well put down a tray in the kitchen.

    well holding it isn't the problem. she can last for as long as she needs to basically, during the day. she gets walked regularly but if for any reason she doesn't (like when i broke my ankle last year and i could only manage to walk her sparingly) she'd just hold it, sometimes for 4-5 hours

    but in the middle of the night it's like HERP DERP OWNER NOT CONSCIOUS I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LET ME PEE ON THE FLOOR

    yeah incontinence is like that, in a variety of old humans. Plus, she's a dog. You can't tell her "no, you can fight urge incontinence by pre-emptively peeing when you are out".

    i mean she's more than welcome to pee on me if that helps the issue

    wait what

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Nerd what is your old location/title from... 'drunk as a lord' etc

    Because in my head I kind of mashed that up with the tune (NWA?) that goes 'six in the morning, police at my door'

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    wait what

    huh?

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    i.e., put down a tray or install a doggy door

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Pets take on the characteristics of their owners
    Tumbles is derpy
    ______
    Nichu is derpy

    QED *drops mic*

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I am at Nero right now. I am the oldest person here. My fiancée is the second oldest.

    DUBSTEPPPPP


    what the hell is Nero? is it in Houston?

    @dynagrip

    It is a dubstep group

    I was exaggerating a bit but there were a significant number of children (14-15 or so?) there

    It was at Verizon which is apparently all ages I guess! But they were serving alcohol. It was strange.

    @desc

    I had not been to an electronic music thing in a number of years

    i am glad that furry boots are still a thing

    Gooey on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Nerd what is your old location/title from... 'drunk as a lord' etc

    Because in my head I kind of mashed that up with the tune (NWA?) that goes 'six in the morning, police at my door'

    http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12082003

    I changed "ten AM" to Three in the Morning, which is a homestuck thing

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    I am at Nero right now. I am the oldest person here. My fiancée is the second oldest.

    DUBSTEPPPPP


    what the hell is Nero? is it in Houston?

    @dynagrip

    It is a dubstep group

    I was exaggerating a bit but there were a significant number of children (14-15 or so?) there

    It was at Verizon which is apparently all ages I guess! But they were serving alcohol. It was strange.

    @desc

    I had not been to an electronic music thing in a number of years

    i am glad that furry boots are still a thing

    that's how dubstep tends to be

    lots of shitty teenagers

    poo
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
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    SHA LA LA LA LA LA MY OH MY

    WOW WOOOOO WOOOOO WOOO

    KISS DE GIRL

    (WOW WOW)

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    skippy it is very early there

    I know

    usually I would not be up

    but we are going to the Austin Food & Wine Festival today

    :o

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    skippy it is very early there

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Yet again, right behind Elendil armed with a Geth plasma shotgun is the best place to be on ME3 gold.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    skippy go back to bed : |

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    What are some countries that have successfully and (mostly) peacefully moved away from open authoritarianism? Taiwan, Malaysia, perhaps South Korea...? Perhaps post-Franco Spain? Portugal's experience was rockier than Spain's, which itself could have had a civil war redux. Getting authoritarians to wind down their own power on the way out seems tricky.

    ronya on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    beat y'all by like 40,000 points

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2012
    Bogart wrote: »
    Yet again, right behind Elendil armed with a Geth plasma shotgun is the best place to be on ME3 gold.

    behind every great robot is a strong, blue woman

    Nerdgasmic on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    TIME TO ROLL OUT

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    beat y'all by like 40,000 points

    you have the best gun in the game fully upgraded and a character that is designed to do nothing but massive weapon damage


    I make bubbles.

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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    I can have a wine and food festival without leaving the house

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    +22.5% weapon damage (passive)
    +10% geth weapon damage (passive)
    +15% weapon damage (hunter mode)
    +30% shotgun damage (rail amp III)
    +10% damage (disruptor ammo II)
    +90% damage (tactical cloak)

    hehehehehe

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    My brother asked me to price up a new Computer Monitor, namely the same monitor I have. Seeing how it's four weeks until his birthday and he has four siblings of employment age, this seemed like an ideal present.

    So making inquiries at Currys, I discover this precise model is part of a promotion Samsung is doing where I can claim the VAT back.

    Timing! :D

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Was tempted to pick up The Art of Amanda Connor almost solely on the basis of the amazing full page splash of Thor and the Warriors Three doing a drunken conga on a table.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Also, trying to shoot phantoms with a sniper rifle is fucking hard. I think the usefulness of the valiant is strongly diminished on gold levels. It takes three or four shots to take someone like a centurion down without a headshot, and if you're fighting Cerberus things like phantoms and nemesis move too damn quick to track and shot consistently. Gimme Geth or a ton of cannibals any day of the week.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    God I hope the new C&C Generals game is good.

    I desperately want to play an RTS with some over the top superweapons and that game had it all.

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