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Tube Fucking Livestreaming Hitman Fucking 2 (Japan fucking done)

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    so, did anybody wind up recording this?
    Not yet, but this is just level one, so there's plenty of time for someone to figure this one out.

    "Okay, so now we know either where the Don is or where a fat guy is."

    TychoCelchuuu on
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    "*muffled* Do you have to make that noise? Is that something you have to do?"

    Tube's roomate must love this. And living with him.

    edit: and now Tube just sang a couple of bars of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for some reason. This is amazing.

    TychoCelchuuu on
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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    So why would you find out the secret identity of a notorious hitman and decide to extort him? I mean, that just seems like a bad plan.
    Edit: Oh man, there are 19 more levels after this.

    Neaden on
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    Neaden wrote: »
    So why would you find out the secret identity of a notorious hitman and decide to extort him? I mean, that just seems like a bad plan.
    Edit: Oh man, there are 19 more levels after this.
    Everyone troll the fuck out of the forums because there will be no moderation for the next week while Tube is trapped in hell.

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Neaden wrote: »
    So why would you find out the secret identity of a notorious hitman and decide to extort him? I mean, that just seems like a bad plan.
    Edit: Oh man, there are 19 more levels after this.
    Everyone troll the fuck out of the forums because there will be no moderation for the next week while Tube is trapped in hell.
    I feel like there is a decent chance that he is going to go through this thread and ban all of us though.

    Edit: "You are the biggest prick I have ever seen and I used to date the postman!"

    Neaden on
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    "You are the biggest prick I've ever seen, and I used to date the postman!"

    "Apologies for the brief moment of silence, my roommate was inexplicably not getting me a Coke."

    TychoCelchuuu on
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  • Dropping LoadsDropping Loads Registered User regular
    This is fantastic.
    "You are the biggest prick I have ever seen and I .... the postman."
    "Why are you there, that is an empty room sir!"

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I forgot how much a pain in the ass this game was.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Couscous wrote: »
    I forgot how much a pain in the ass this game was.

    There's easily five ways to complete this mission, and he's choosing the absolute worst.

    this is not to say the game's easy - it's a buggy mess with a handful of awesome ideas - but he's making it harder on himself.

    Tamin on
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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I forgot how much a pain in the ass this game was.

    There's easily five ways to complete this mission, and he's choosing the absolute worst.

    this is not to say the game's easy - it's a buggy mess with a handful of awesome ideas - but he's making it harder on himself.

    And that's the way we like it!

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Tamin wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I forgot how much a pain in the ass this game was.

    There's easily five ways to complete this mission, and he's choosing the absolute worst.

    this is not to say the game's easy - it's a buggy mess with a handful of awesome ideas - but he's making it harder on himself.

    And that's the way we like it!

    Absolutely. It makes it funnier :)

    Tamin on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    In Blood Money, you don't really have to worry about perfect timing as much. Going back and playing the first Hitman was just frustrating.

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  • DrakeDrake Blow it all up ForeverRegistered User regular
    "Yeah you did, now gimme a fucking coke. I don't want this one. I want a different one."

    This is pretty great.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    In Blood Money, you don't really have to worry about perfect timing as much. Going back and playing the first Hitman was just frustrating.

    Sounds much better.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    "Not touching, can't get mad! Not touching, cant get m- AHH BULLSHIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT."

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    "Not touching can't get mad!"

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Then again, my method for figuring out what to do was to murder everybody silently until I had figured out how all the schedules.

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    47 really is a fucking amateur with his unloaded guns.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    "It is still sexy everytime." It truly is.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    haha shotgun guy dead but killed by the don, glorious!

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    "We have noisy lesbians. But not like in a bad way. Heavy shoes."

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    "Not that I'm saying lesbians are noisy!"

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  • EshEsh Tending bar. FFXIV. Motorcycles. Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    "Not that I'm saying that lesbians are noisy!"

    "At first he thought it might be a natural occurrence - maybe a rabbit. But upon closer inspection, it was clear a knife had been used. And rabbits don't carry knives."

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    This is making me want to reinstall the game...

    edit: fortunately, I don't have it on steam and am too lazy to locate the disc

    Tamin on
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    *roomate's elaborate plan*
    "Just shut up, that's not how Hitman happens! Just get me a Coke."

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  • DrakeDrake Blow it all up ForeverRegistered User regular
  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    Is...Is this the easiest level?

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  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    YEEEESSSS

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Neaden wrote: »
    Is...Is this the easiest level?

    It is the demo level. It is all downhill from here.

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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    the only thing from hitman 2 i remember is one of my best friends getting furious over the game in high school. he was on a mission where it was snowing and his disguise was sort of like a palace guard or something. Red coat and big black hat. Having played a lot of Blood Money they look so similar down to the animations and stuff. Its like Blood Money 5 years prior.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Fizzy Cotton CandyRegistered User regular
    Casually dropping ballers.

    This is excellent. <3

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    "Cock on tits of an owl!"

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  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Oh man, this is horrifically fantastic.

    How many people does it take to get Cardboard Tube killed?

    Three. Two to randomly stand on some stairs and blow his cover and a Don to one-shot him when he opens a door.

    EDIT: This is getting recorded, right? I dunno how this live streaming site works and want to make sure all of this is preserved forever.

    Ninja Snarl P on
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  • PrecursorPrecursor Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    "That's where the Don is and that's where the prick with the thing is!"

    Precursor on
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  • Lord_SnotLord_Snot Registered User regular
    "Cock on tits of an owl!"

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    What are the requirements for silent assassin in this game?

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    I hope someone who is able to record this drops in at some point.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    What are the requirements for silent assassin in this game?

    Don't kill anyone but your target. And, quietly.

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    2 hours
    Edit: "If I stop running everywhere that would be letting the game win."

    Neaden on
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    "Well so we now found out that we can't do that, so that's good. We're all learning. Sharing."

    So I know this is apparently the worst in the series, but from what little I've played of any of the Hitman games, they all seem to go like this: at best a ton of tedious trial and error, and at worst you need a walkthrough. Am I just playing them all wrong? Does anyone actually pull off stealthy assassinations in this game without reloading a thousand times and knowing where all the guards are?

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