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Tube Fucking Livestreaming Hitman Fucking 2 (Japan fucking done)
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"Okay, so now we know either where the Don is or where a fat guy is."
Tube's roomate must love this. And living with him.
edit: and now Tube just sang a couple of bars of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for some reason. This is amazing.
Edit: Oh man, there are 19 more levels after this.
Edit: "You are the biggest prick I have ever seen and I used to date the postman!"
"Apologies for the brief moment of silence, my roommate was inexplicably not getting me a Coke."
"You are the biggest prick I have ever seen and I .... the postman."
"Why are you there, that is an empty room sir!"
3clipse: The key to any successful marriage is a good mid-game transition.
There's easily five ways to complete this mission, and he's choosing the absolute worst.
this is not to say the game's easy - it's a buggy mess with a handful of awesome ideas - but he's making it harder on himself.
And that's the way we like it!
Absolutely. It makes it funnier
This is pretty great.
Sounds much better.
My Backloggery PSN: Bigisy24
edit: fortunately, I don't have it on steam and am too lazy to locate the disc
"Just shut up, that's not how Hitman happens! Just get me a Coke."
It is the demo level. It is all downhill from here.
This is excellent. <3
How many people does it take to get Cardboard Tube killed?
Three. Two to randomly stand on some stairs and blow his cover and a Don to one-shot him when he opens a door.
EDIT: This is getting recorded, right? I dunno how this live streaming site works and want to make sure all of this is preserved forever.
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Don't kill anyone but your target. And, quietly.
Edit: "If I stop running everywhere that would be letting the game win."
So I know this is apparently the worst in the series, but from what little I've played of any of the Hitman games, they all seem to go like this: at best a ton of tedious trial and error, and at worst you need a walkthrough. Am I just playing them all wrong? Does anyone actually pull off stealthy assassinations in this game without reloading a thousand times and knowing where all the guards are?