So why would you find out the secret identity of a notorious hitman and decide to extort him? I mean, that just seems like a bad plan.
Edit: Oh man, there are 19 more levels after this.
So why would you find out the secret identity of a notorious hitman and decide to extort him? I mean, that just seems like a bad plan.
Edit: Oh man, there are 19 more levels after this.
Everyone troll the fuck out of the forums because there will be no moderation for the next week while Tube is trapped in hell.
So why would you find out the secret identity of a notorious hitman and decide to extort him? I mean, that just seems like a bad plan.
Edit: Oh man, there are 19 more levels after this.
Everyone troll the fuck out of the forums because there will be no moderation for the next week while Tube is trapped in hell.
I feel like there is a decent chance that he is going to go through this thread and ban all of us though.
Edit: "You are the biggest prick I have ever seen and I used to date the postman!"
It is the demo level. It is all downhill from here.
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the only thing from hitman 2 i remember is one of my best friends getting furious over the game in high school. he was on a mission where it was snowing and his disguise was sort of like a palace guard or something. Red coat and big black hat. Having played a lot of Blood Money they look so similar down to the animations and stuff. Its like Blood Money 5 years prior.
"Well so we now found out that we can't do that, so that's good. We're all learning. Sharing."
So I know this is apparently the worst in the series, but from what little I've played of any of the Hitman games, they all seem to go like this: at best a ton of tedious trial and error, and at worst you need a walkthrough. Am I just playing them all wrong? Does anyone actually pull off stealthy assassinations in this game without reloading a thousand times and knowing where all the guards are?
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"Okay, so now we know either where the Don is or where a fat guy is."
Tube's roomate must love this. And living with him.
edit: and now Tube just sang a couple of bars of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for some reason. This is amazing.
Edit: Oh man, there are 19 more levels after this.
Edit: "You are the biggest prick I have ever seen and I used to date the postman!"
"Apologies for the brief moment of silence, my roommate was inexplicably not getting me a Coke."
"You are the biggest prick I have ever seen and I .... the postman."
"Why are you there, that is an empty room sir!"
3clipse: The key to any successful marriage is a good mid-game transition.
There's easily five ways to complete this mission, and he's choosing the absolute worst.
this is not to say the game's easy - it's a buggy mess with a handful of awesome ideas - but he's making it harder on himself.
And that's the way we like it!
Absolutely. It makes it funnier
This is pretty great.
Sounds much better.
edit: fortunately, I don't have it on steam and am too lazy to locate the disc
"Just shut up, that's not how Hitman happens! Just get me a Coke."
It is the demo level. It is all downhill from here.
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This is excellent.
How many people does it take to get Cardboard Tube killed?
Three. Two to randomly stand on some stairs and blow his cover and a Don to one-shot him when he opens a door.
EDIT: This is getting recorded, right? I dunno how this live streaming site works and want to make sure all of this is preserved forever.
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Don't kill anyone but your target. And, quietly.
Edit: "If I stop running everywhere that would be letting the game win."
So I know this is apparently the worst in the series, but from what little I've played of any of the Hitman games, they all seem to go like this: at best a ton of tedious trial and error, and at worst you need a walkthrough. Am I just playing them all wrong? Does anyone actually pull off stealthy assassinations in this game without reloading a thousand times and knowing where all the guards are?