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[Bitching Thread VI] A Brand New Day (for bitching)

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Munch wrote: »
    Have you been reading Rucka's Punisher, before now?

    If not, you should check it out.

    It's pretty good.

    But there's stuff to bitch about it.

    Like the cover for issue 10 has leaky ink and now there's fingerprints all over Daredevil's face.

    B:L on
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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Aw really? After Frank-Castle it just kind of made sense.

    All the character design stuff shows sci-fi versions of existing marvel villains

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    David Hasselhoff will always be Nick Fury to me.
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    Written by this thread's on again, off again lover, Mr. David S Goyer.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    pfft

    the generation x movie was better

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    pfft

    the generation x movie was better

    When I was watching that all I could think of was "Why the fuck aren't the real X-men in this thing?"

  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    pfft

    the generation x movie was better

    When I was watching that all I could think of was "Why the fuck aren't the real X-men in this thing?"

    I watched Mutant X for years, thinking that same thing.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    This is more of a personal bitch but I wish the Kindle Fire had more options to view a double page spread because their default (and only) view squishes both pages in the horizontal view and you can hardly see anything unless you zoom in, and you can only zoom in to see speech bubbles. Kinda ruined Fables 75 for me since the whole issue was framed in double page spreads.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    You can't do a pinch to zoom type of thing at all? That does stink.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    pfft

    the generation x movie was better

    When I was watching that all I could think of was "Why the fuck aren't the real X-men in this thing?"

    jubilee and banshee are real x-men, damnit

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also I guess emma too

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    You can't do a pinch to zoom type of thing at all? That does stink.

    On comixology you can flip the Kindle on it's side and the page flips with it. Not so on the KF. Now to be fair the zoom-in feature IMO is better on the KF but it still kinda sucks that I can't enjoy the penultimate issue of Fables as much as I should. I'll probably go to my LCS and pick up a copy.

  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Slight bitch that came up while watching Young Justice.

    I FUCKING hate it when writers shoe horn random spanish words into hispanic character's dialects to remind us that they're hispanic. Not sure if that was done often during Blue Beatle's appearances but it got annoying quick.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    Well, Spanglish is a real thing, but it depends on a lot of things and I am certain that it's usually done half-assed at best.

    As I recall, Blue Beetle was pretty good. But the preview of the rebooted #1 (different writer) was awful.

  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    Chew is not a good comic book. Everyone who says that it is a good comic book is suffering from some sort of mass delusion/hallucination. That is all.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Hensler wrote: »
    Chew is not a good comic book. Everyone who says that it is a good comic book is suffering from some sort of mass delusion/hallucination. That is all.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    The weirdest part of Generation X is the director's cut where Jubilee drops f-bombs in one scene and the villain gets super racist

    No, seriously

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    Hensler wrote: »
    Chew is not a good comic book. Everyone who says that it is a good comic book is suffering from some sort of mass delusion/hallucination. That is all.

    Rebuttal:

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
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    Poyo is badass. Chew is awesome. Hensler is talking some fucking nonsense.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    I'm worried regarding the use of Peters parents because from what I know of them the only thing that I know
    Kyougu wrote: »
    Slight bitch that came up while watching Young Justice.

    I FUCKING hate it when writers shoe horn random spanish words into hispanic character's dialects to remind us that they're hispanic. Not sure if that was done often during Blue Beatle's appearances but it got annoying quick.

    YJ seems to often take time getting in to characters heads. Pretty much every introduced character has had issues with their first couple episodes.

    Like Artemis who it seemed had been written to key into that oft sought after River Song-fan demographic and who only got bearable once the writer realized how much of a bitch she was.

    Well, that might have been character development.

    But Robins obsession with...

    Etymology?

    Phrasing?

    Whatever, it's gone from grating to actually kinda cool.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    I wish I had a girlfriend right now, because these outfits based on Marvel characters look really hot. Plus, its pretty damn thorough. I mean, they even have a Squirrel Girl outfit!

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
  • UltimateInfernoUltimateInferno Registered User regular
    Well that's the creepiest post I've seen this month!

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    I wish I had a girlfriend right now, because these outfits based on Marvel characters look really hot. Plus, its pretty damn thorough. I mean, they even have a Squirrel Girl outfit!

    Buy the outfits and hire someone on Craigslist to model them for you (make sure you specify gender). It's usually not too expensive, unless you want extras.

  • Linespider5Linespider5 Agent of Etc.Registered User regular
    I'm trying to figure out whether I should be burying cshadow or commending him for an extremely clever bitch about io9's ongoing flow of nerd-boutique crap.

    Then again, maybe the answer here is 'yes.'

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  • TurambarTurambar I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of gunsRegistered User regular
    I love the implication that the best reason to get a girlfriend is so they can wear outfits

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    wait wait wait

    the only reason girls exist isn't to look pretty?!?

    that's crazy talk, man

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    for reals though cshadow was clearly just making a joke so let's not be silly geese to him

  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    I love the implication that the best reason to get a girlfriend is so they can wear outfits

    No no, you've got it backwards! The best reason to have a girlfriend is when they're not wearing an outfit! ;)
    I mean c'mon, haven't you ever wanted Galactus to do a strip tease for you?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I can be pretty certain that no, I've never wanted that.

    Galactus could make you want it though

    if you liked

    it would be the best strip-tease ever, because Galactus would just use the power cosmic to give him ultimate strip-teasing abilities

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    I can be pretty certain that no, I've never wanted that.

  • Linespider5Linespider5 Agent of Etc.Registered User regular
    Looks like the answer is yes after all.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    The Batroc the Leaper one comes with fake mustaches, I can't decide if that's horrifying or hilarious or both.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    this whole page ia goddamn terrifying

  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Eh.

    Not as terrifying as that time some poster admitted to having a wall in his room devoted to cheesecake covers.

    Then posted pictures.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    I don't know....pregnant Batman was pretty disturbing...

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    On one hand, a real-life marble statue of Superman and Batman should be really cool.

    Unless of course you do it like this.
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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    Why are you looking for this stuff!?!

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Gentleman

    It is time we cull this herd

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    I'm worried regarding the use of Peters parents because from what I know of them the only thing that I know
    Kyougu wrote: »
    Slight bitch that came up while watching Young Justice.

    I FUCKING hate it when writers shoe horn random spanish words into hispanic character's dialects to remind us that they're hispanic. Not sure if that was done often during Blue Beatle's appearances but it got annoying quick.

    YJ seems to often take time getting in to characters heads. Pretty much every introduced character has had issues with their first couple episodes.

    Like Artemis who it seemed had been written to key into that oft sought after River Song-fan demographic and who only got bearable once the writer realized how much of a bitch she was.

    Well, that might have been character development.

    But Robins obsession with...

    Etymology?

    Phrasing?

    Whatever, it's gone from grating to actually kinda cool.

    you take back saying anything bad about river song RIGHT NOW.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    I wish I had a girlfriend right now, because these outfits based on Marvel characters look really hot. Plus, its pretty damn thorough. I mean, they even have a Squirrel Girl outfit!

    I actually really like...all of those.

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