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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Jesus christ my brothers are having some business related argument again.

    Do they own a business together or something?

    They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.

    She looks so god damn weird.

    Bioware face-scanned models just do not turn out the way they are in real life.

    Although I'm 90% sure
    Spoiler:

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.

    Hunh? I don't remember that.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    hmm my brain is firing up. i don't like it.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Dude, I don't mean any disrespect whatsoever but this girl sounds like a total fucking ditz. How can she have the nerve to tell you that you're more important than any boyfriend, then goes on to date and fuck other guys? This is an "Are you fucking kidding me moment. By doing what she's doing, she is taking your invested emotions with irreverance. She's basically spitting in your face and telling you to like it, then when you say, I've had enough, she makes it seem like you're the bad guy. I'm sorry, but that is not the sign of a good friend. If she truly wanted to be your friend, at the very least she would care enough not to rub all this boyfriend shit in your face. If she cared even more about you, she would have enough decency to cut your relationship off completely, because she would realize that any time you talk to her is torture for you because of how much you like her. In my oppinion, she's just using you as an emotional sponge.

    She wants to trust you and feel safe with you, but she doesn't want your dick inside of her ass/vagina/mouth. Which is total bullshit. She's a selfish bitch, who wants to have her cake and eat it too. You tell her, "Look, I don't want to waste my time investing my emotion into a woman who will never bear fruit with me (metaphore for babies)" Tell her you've had enough. Tell her you don't want to meet the guy that's gonna be fucking the girl he knows less about than you. If she says that's not fair, ask he if it's fair to use you as an emotional sponge? You get all the baggage with none of the pussy. Fuck that dude.

    Fuck her. Drop her. Drop her. Fuck her dude. I'm sorry I got so wound up, but this kind of bullshit really pisses me off. You deserve better than her, even if she's nice to talk to, underneath she's still a bitch and a whore. Find a nice girl who doesn't only want you, but wants you exclusively. One who waited for you and hasn't even fucked anyone before you because she respected you enough not to fuck around before she even knew you. Dude. FUCK THAT WHORE. She's a disrespectful, ignorant, slut. If you can, cut her out of your life COMPLETELY.

    THE INTERNET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

    Oh christ it's like a libertarian ethic applied to dating.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Jesus christ my brothers are having some business related argument again.

    Do they own a business together or something?

    They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).

    I've always found that the hardest part of a business startup is the "producing something" component.

    If it wasn't for that? I'd totally be a businessman.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
    PaD Herder
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.
    Spoiler:

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.
    Spoiler:

    Wait really?

    Damn it another thing I missed...and I was pretty thorough.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Jesus christ my brothers are having some business related argument again.

    Do they own a business together or something?

    They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).

    I've always found that the hardest part of a business startup is the "producing something" component.

    If it wasn't for that? I'd totally be a businessman.

    You could work for Bain Capital, they do the exact opposite of production.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Like I get it Bioware put a
    Spoiler:

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    goodness that was a wedding

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like I get it Bioware put a
    Spoiler:

    They wouldn't do it if it didn't sell.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Jesus christ my brothers are having some business related argument again.

    Do they own a business together or something?

    They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).

    I've always found that the hardest part of a business startup is the "producing something" component.

    If it wasn't for that? I'd totally be a businessman.

    You could work for Bain Capital, they do the exact opposite of production.

    I'll add that to the list of fallback plans.

    We'll put it between "drug lord" and "step in front of cars and sue the driver."

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
    PaD Herder
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Ooooooh

    Yeah I told her to shove it, like any normal right-thinking person would. It's a stealth ship, dudes.

    Man this is just like people complaining about the romances. Maybe stop fraternizing with your goddamn crew, hippies.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.

    Hunh? I don't remember that.

    Minor ME3 spoiler
    Spoiler:

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.
    Spoiler:

    Wait really?

    Damn it another thing I missed...and I was pretty thorough.

    Was fairly early in the game, maybe one or two missions after the first citadel visit. Would have been the DLC then first N7 mission I think.
    Spoiler:

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    she spends most of her time in yoga pants, yo

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like I get it Bioware put a
    Spoiler:

    They wouldn't do it if it didn't sell.

    I would hope, HOPE less than 10 copies of ME3 were sold because of THAT.

    Like, I can't even imagine the neckbeard required to go 'OMG I HAVE TO BUY THIS GAME NOW' because of this.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    goodness that was a wedding
    Was it Deebs'? Were there any physical altercations? Was Deebaser involved in any of them?

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Man I really hope The Secret World doesnt suck. But man Funcom always fucks this shit up!

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Like I get it Bioware put a
    Spoiler:

    They wouldn't do it if it didn't sell.

    I would hope, HOPE less than 10 copies of ME3 were sold because of THAT.

    Like, I can't even imagine the neckbeard required to go 'OMG I HAVE TO BUY THIS GAME NOW' because of this.

    I'd like to hope so, too, but then I think a bigger than we'd like to admit population of ME fans come for the sexy times.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Insanity kept late-game fun, excepting a few silly bits.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Okay I'm done spazzing out over this.

    More ME3 tomorrow, hopefully with more challenge. May need to up the difficulty otherwise.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    One day I'd like to understand how I can sit and write a forum / blog post without being distracted, but whenever I have to write an academic paper I'm always hopping around and washing dishes and being distracted by all manner of things.

    It's strange.

    Maybe I can pretend that I'm writing a 20 page blog post.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
    PaD Herder
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I have too much anxiety to play with people on ME3. I think Quid thinks I'm nuts!

    radroadkill on
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.
    Spoiler:

    Wait really?

    Damn it another thing I missed...and I was pretty thorough.

    Was fairly early in the game, maybe one or two missions after the first citadel visit. Would have been the DLC then first N7 mission I think.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.
    Spoiler:

    Internet says it's a coincidence, it actually is hard coded in.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    I have too much anxiety to play with people on ME3. I think Quid thinks I'm nuts!

    Quid just doesn't mind having others carry him through. Because he's a jerkface.

    Atleast that's what I've heard.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Good morning [chat].

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    goodness that was a wedding

    you were the asshole who only gave deebaser $30!

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh fuck you ME3
    Spoiler:

    Imma getting my neckbeard on.
    Spoiler:

    Internet says it's a coincidence, it actually is hard coded in.

    Man that's a huge missed opportunity. Would have been awesome. Like that game that tries to match your windows profile name to a list so it can whisper your name every now and then when you're playing after midnight.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Good morning [chat].

    Morning.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
    PaD Herder
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    I have too much anxiety to play with people on ME3. I think Quid thinks I'm nuts!

    Quid just doesn't mind having others carry him through. Because he's a jerkface.

    Atleast that's what I've heard.

    It's true. I mean, I'm pretty terrible at any sort of multiplayer and ME3 is the only one I like to occasionally play, but he's making me feel better about myself! He's died so many times in the past 3 hours that I've been home!

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i am sick of meatball sandwiches now

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2012
    I am much less bothered by games or media depicting attractive people and even trying to make those people attractive to the audience (which is to say, basically not at all) than I am by media that reduce those people to nothing but attractiveness and/or cater to only one flavor of sexuality. Chobot is in ME3 wearing tight-but-not-particularly-risque clothing and playing a character who has agency, a personality, and goals. If that's pandering, I frankly think games could use a lot more of that sort of pandering.

    Jacobkosh on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    argle bargle

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    argle bargle

    foofaraw

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
    PaD Herder
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I have too much anxiety to play with people on ME3. I think Quid thinks I'm nuts!

    boo! it's guaranteed 100% good times for the whole family. also, you should friend me with your brobox ID if you have one.

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