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Sean Bean was impaled in the making of this [CHAT]

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes

    I the feeling of hot caulk in between my fingers.

    And when it dries against your skin and you rub it off

    me gusta

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So Winky failed to seal the deal.

    What um

    is different about every day Winky again?

    That was an unfair obstruction.

    And the only two other hot girls that were dtf at the party was a histrionic chick who was constantly touching me and giving me mad drunk bitch aggro when I was trying to talk to harley quinn and this girl who was actually really cute but she had broken up with her long term boyfriend three days ago and she reeked of desperation.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    So you went for the girl that was taken, didn't put the aggro bitch in her place, and completely ignored the wounded gazelle

    Tell me again how it was someone else's fault winky.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    dtf?

    I do not understand the speech of the young people.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Oh man and harley quinn totally took off her top at the party to show me how her bra gave her such excellent cleavage.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    dtf?

    I do not understand the speech of the young people.

    dtf means "down to fuck."

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular

    ICE CREAM FOR ALL.

    I will be nice this entire week.

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Oops nevermind. Shit. forgot I needed to do some stuff

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Women at costumed conventions should never reek of desperation. They merely need to raise their hand and declare, "I AM SINGLE!" and they will have twenty guys magically appear before them.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    dtf?

    I do not understand the speech of the young people.

    I have to keep googling it.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So you went for the girl that was taken, didn't put the aggro bitch in her place, and completely ignored the wounded gazelle

    Tell me again how it was someone else's fault winky.

    I don't know how to navigate these situations!

    I did feel kind of bad about the really desperate girl. She was doing really obvious shit to try to get my attention all night but without being in my face about it like the aggro one, and I ignored her hardcore.

    Also, Japan, dtf = down to fuck

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh man and harley quinn totally took off her top at the party to show me how her bra gave her such excellent cleavage.

    Wait, is this girl real? Are you just using using code names? I'm confused.

    Sorry, it's from the sex. 8-)

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women at costumed conventions should never reek of desperation. They merely need to raise their hand and declare, "I AM SINGLE!" and they will have twenty guys magically appear before them.

    That maneuver is known as "The Dinner Bell."

    Caveman Paws on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    You know, while I enjoy the concept of hooking up with women at parties or whatever, I'm pretty sure that emotionally it's just not for me. Like, I would find a one-night stand a disappointing experience overall, and probably just way too stressful to really enjoy.

    Also STDs and what not.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So you went for the girl that was taken, didn't put the aggro bitch in her place, and completely ignored the wounded gazelle

    Tell me again how it was someone else's fault winky.

    I don't know how to navigate these situations!

    I did feel kind of bad about the really desperate girl. She was doing really obvious shit to try to get my attention all night but without being in my face about it like the aggro one, and I ignored her hardcore.

    Also, Japan, dtf = down to fuck

    so beta man

    so beta

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    so beta man

    so beta

    OK now you're just taking the piss.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women at costumed conventions should never reek of desperation. They merely need to raise their hand and declare, "I AM SINGLE!" and they will have twenty guys magically appear before them.

    Dude, the twenty guys who magically appear are not the ones you want.

    Hot girls at nerd conventions have the hardest job in the world, because they have to simultaneously fight off really gross creepers while trying not to scare off the skittish cute nerds.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    not dtf but dtdos

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women at costumed conventions should never reek of desperation. They merely need to raise their hand and declare, "I AM SINGLE!" and they will have twenty guys magically appear before them.

    Dude, the twenty guys who magically appear are not the ones you want.

    Hot girls at nerd conventions have the hardest job in the world, because they have to simultaneously fight off really gross creepers while trying not to scare off the skittish cute nerds.

    This would make a great National Geographic show.

    Morgan Freeman narrating over footage of a girl trying to chat up a nice guy in an Iron Man costume while a bunch of gross dudes in Heath Ledger Joker outfits try and impress her.

    Caveman Paws on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    You know, while I enjoy the concept of hooking up with women at parties or whatever, I'm pretty sure that emotionally it's just not for me. Like, I would find a one-night stand a disappointing experience overall, and probably just way too stressful to really enjoy.

    Also STDs and what not.

    This is my attitude as well!

    To be honest I was not excited about the notion of screwing a girl at a con just to screw a girl. I was much more interested in meeting awesome people, and perhaps if they are sufficiently awesome then screw them.

    And I succeeded at meeting awesome people!

    I was totally lucky, though, because Patty's older sister coddled me like fuck in regards to the girl situation. She had a firey determination to get me to meet chicks, else wise I would've just shyly posed for pictures and tried not to stare too long at any furries.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    You know, while I enjoy the concept of hooking up with women at parties or whatever, I'm pretty sure that emotionally it's just not for me. Like, I would find a one-night stand a disappointing experience overall, and probably just way too stressful to really enjoy.

    Whenever it's happened to me I've always found it kind of a weird experience. Something about the difference between people in party mode and them stumbling about trying to find their socks or whatever. Plus one-off sex is rarely as good as sex with people you've had time to build a rapport with (unless I've just been spectacularly unlucky).

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    are you trying to tap into the sex matrix and see the patterns and whatnot?

    i am one with the vulva

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    funny-facebook-fails-failbook-dtf.jpg

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women at costumed conventions should never reek of desperation. They merely need to raise their hand and declare, "I AM SINGLE!" and they will have twenty guys magically appear before them.

    Dude, the twenty guys who magically appear are not the ones you want.

    Hot girls at nerd conventions have the hardest job in the world, because they have to simultaneously fight off really gross creepers while trying not to scare off the skittish cute nerds.

    This would make a great National Geographic show.

    Morgan Freeman narrating over footage of a girl trying to chat up a nice guy in an Iron Man costume while a bunch of gross dudes in Heath Ledger Joker outfits try and impress her.

    This would make a great Discovery Channel show.

    John Nash explaining the theoretical calculations that are exhibited and subverted throughout the mating rituals of cosplayers.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    are you trying to tap into the sex matrix and see the patterns and whatnot?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes
    jacob

    do you want to affect masses in a little bit

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    When Internet 2 arrives, our internet will become known as the "sex matrix."

    It will be the seedy downtown section of the interwebs where people go for their dirty dalliances.

    Caveman Paws on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    thanks to the miracle of teledildonics, one no longer needs to be in the same hemisphere to have sex with someone else

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes
    jacob

    do you want to affect masses in a little bit

    I do

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    are you trying to tap into the sex matrix and see the patterns and whatnot?

    i am one with the vulva

    Bj0HP.jpg

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Oh god productivity failing.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes
    jacob

    do you want to affect masses in a little bit

    I do
    gettin' tired from carryin' all these guys

    tried to take quid and gooey through geth white gold, but we got a hack objective on wave ten and wiped

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