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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    mim got laid

    captain carrot isn't posting

    i sense a pattern emerging

    shut up, I'm here

    finished that cigarette, then?

    :O
    I don't smoke and Mim and I have never met in person.

    a likely story

    I may see you both for the first time at the NYC/NJ thing.

    i thought mim wasn't coming to that

    are you?

    He's not talking about the Avengers thing. He's talking about if we do something this summer (especially the 4th of July thing if we get that going).

    oh ok

    carrot if we do an independence day bbq i must insist on one principled rule: you do not take off your shirt

    i will be enforcing this with doormen

    what the shit

    I never take off my shirt normally

    why is this a rule you feel you have to enforce

    i don't want you to flex your muscles at mim

    i'm sorry carrot but i simply don't have the finances to bring a fainting couch to our barbecue

    man if I wanna do that all I gotta do is roll up my sleeves

    then it's time for the gun show
    Spoiler:

    oh my

    *faints*

    Is it wrong that I heard George Takei?

    You make me want to change my AV to George Takei. That's how I should always be heard.

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    a 3D-printed foreveralone.png statue!

    I want one. But I don't want one. But I want one.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky come to AX so I can be your wingman.

    Dude, we could be the ultimate duo for picking up con chicks: you be the confident, womanizing Kamina type and I'll be the sweet, innocent Simone type.

    We might have to kiss, though.

    I fail to see a problem with any of this.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    College debauchery is the best thing.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    what does the illiad have to do with college kids

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Women like beefy men.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    winky I think the last couple pages are like the most stereotypical "college kids" thing I have ever read. It's like a modern day Illiad all up ins.

    We are, in fact, college kids.

    Though there was totally that one guy who was like a 35-year-old PUA and made everyone really uncomfortable.

    He was super valuable, though, because Patty's sister basically stood at the door to the hotel room and pointed out unattractive neckbeards and had him throw them out. He was all "You, out," and there is no neckbeard on the planet that will fight that.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what does the illiad have to do with college kids

    as in: the defining tale of a people. The blending together and culmination of all their disparate myths.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i love that gif

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Honk wrote: »
    I'm gonna make a platformer game, it's called "Super Josip Broz".

    You play Tito trying to find aid from the Soviet Union. You platform through Albania and other communist utopias along the way.

    player 2 can be Enver Hoxha

    he's already got the hat

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Okay, the new monitor is amazing. This was an excellent investment.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    my saga of middle age from this weekend is that I mowed the lawn and busted out the weedwacker and now my lower back hurts.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky come to AX so I can be your wingman.

    Dude, we could be the ultimate duo for picking up con chicks: you be the confident, womanizing Kamina type and I'll be the sweet, innocent Simone type.

    We might have to kiss, though.

    I fail to see a problem with any of this.

    So, I shit you not, we had a big league of legends cosplay photo-shoot and when we are all done Lux turns to me and goes "Ezrael we need to find you a hard gay."

    I gave her the most horrified look ever and walked really fucking quickly in the other direction.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.
    well the fatty is going to be a lot easier to catch

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky come to AX so I can be your wingman.

    Dude, we could be the ultimate duo for picking up con chicks: you be the confident, womanizing Kamina type and I'll be the sweet, innocent Simone type.

    We might have to kiss, though.

    I fail to see a problem with any of this.

    So, I shit you not, we had a big league of legends cosplay photo-shoot and when we are all done Lux turns to me and goes "Ezrael we need to find you a hard gay."

    I gave her the most horrified look ever and walked really fucking quickly in the other direction.

    But Hard Gay is an awesome dude!

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Winky this was a con right? Post pics of Harley Quinn.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what does the illiad have to do with college kids

    as in: the defining tale of a people. The blending together and culmination of all their disparate myths.

    I'm still not sure I understand

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I'm gonna make a platformer game, it's called "Super Josip Broz".

    You play Tito trying to find aid from the Soviet Union. You platform through Albania and other communist utopias along the way.

    player 2 can be Enver Hoxha

    he's already got the hat

    HOXHA.JPG

    Uncanny!

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

    But, but I bench! And squat... don't you want to hear how many metal plates are involved?

    so many plates.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

    ... this was in the related videos.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

    do I count as a gym nut

    Spoiler:
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Winky this was a con right? Post pics of Harley Quinn.

    I don't know if I have any. If she posts some on facebook later I'll share.

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    yo bitches

    get me to 1000 views

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I take it the Ez costume was a rousing success then Winky? Because that's what it sounds like to me :D

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  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

    do I count as a gym nut

    You're crazy muscular. So to me, yeah.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes
    jacob

    do you want to affect masses in a little bit

    I do
    gettin' tired from carryin' all these guys

    tried to take quid and gooey through geth white gold, but we got a hack objective on wave ten and wiped

    hey now

    i seem to recall a few revivals and some well placed missiles

    if anything I was carrying the team

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I take it the Ez costume was a rousing success then Winky? Because that's what it sounds like to me :D

    I have a picture that encapsulates it, but I have to wait for my roommate to wake up to harvest it from his phone.

    Also I don't have any pictures of that girl as Harley Quinn, but this is her doing some lolita modeling:
    Spoiler:

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

    do I count as a gym nut

    You're crazy muscular. So to me, yeah.

    But I wear baggy shirts! You'd hardly notice!

    Warning, Clingly levels reaching critical levels.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    This is just sad to watch.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

    do I count as a gym nut

    You're crazy muscular. So to me, yeah.

    But I wear baggy shirts! You'd hardly notice!

    Spoiler:
  • MimMim NEEDLES IN YO' FACE PLEASURE IN YO' BASE.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

    But, but I bench! And squat... don't you want to hear how many metal plates are involved?

    so many plates.

    Is a man who is equally muscular and named Kurt helping you with those squats? Is he grabbing your ass when you drop? No?

    Nah.

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  • EddyEddy pale Gengars I loved beside Cerulean CaveRegistered User regular
    The name Kurt actually instantly adds five pounds to any frame

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Women like beefy men.


    Only if they're in gay porn or movie stars.

    Otherwise, I like my men to look nice but not beefy. I'd chase a fatty before I chase a gym nut.

    But, but I bench! And squat... don't you want to hear how many metal plates are involved?

    so many plates.

    Is a man who is equally muscular and named Kurt helping you with those squats? Is he grabbing your ass when you drop? No?

    Nah.

    Where can I find an ass grabbing Kurt on a Sunday AND on short notice!?

    You are killing me here Mim. Killing. Me.

    Caveman Paws on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Oh god, group project looks done. I should of stopped to buy beer on the way home. I need beer.

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  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    Hello everyone. Reports of Guild Wars 2's excellence were not exaggerated. The game needs a lot of work but the underlying premise and design is very sound. It definitely feels more like a regular game with MMO elements than a traditional MMO.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hello everyone. Reports of Guild Wars 2's excellence were not exaggerated. The game needs a lot of work but the underlying premise and design is very sound. It definitely feels more like a regular game with MMO elements than a traditional MMO.

    Combat.

    Details.

    Now.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys I spent today up to my elbows in hot caulk

    spreading and thrusting

    filling all the holes
    jacob

    do you want to affect masses in a little bit

    I do
    gettin' tired from carryin' all these guys

    tried to take quid and gooey through geth white gold, but we got a hack objective on wave ten and wiped

    hey now

    i seem to recall a few revivals and some well placed missiles

    if anything I was carrying the team
    i might be back on in a little while if you wanna give it another shot

    i actually just jumped back on to see if you guys were still playing

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hello everyone. Reports of Guild Wars 2's excellence were not exaggerated. The game needs a lot of work but the underlying premise and design is very sound. It definitely feels more like a regular game with MMO elements than a traditional MMO.

    It's as if they're aiming it straight at people with jobs that can't dedicate five years of their life to an MMO. <3

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