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Tube Fucking Playing Hitman Fucking 2 (fucking Japan fucking finished)

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  • Lord_SnotLord_Snot STRAIGHT MURDEROUS ATTORNEY AT LAWRegistered User regular
    Shit on the tits of a dog!

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Shit on the tits of a dog!

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Also

    that's our word

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    this is the worst level

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast Satan!
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    A treevasty

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    These puns are amazing.

    Dux on
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Tube, man. These tree puns have to stop. Most of them don't even make sense. Treetard?

    Casual on
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    You could say they are treemendous

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    GONNA SHOOT YOU

    TREE TIMES

  • FearghaillFearghaill L is for Loki Registered User regular
    the only way to get the puns out is to drill a small hole in the back of Tube's skull

    a technique commonly known as treepanning.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I can't get any sound.

    I want to hear tree puns, dammit.

    “When the last tree is cut, the last river poisoned, and the last fish dead, we will realise that we cannot eat money.”

    Blog: All's Veld That Ends Veld
  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    I can't get any sound.

    I want to hear tree puns, dammit.

    I was having that problem earlier, reloading the page fixed it

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    "....well it certainly fits in with the judeo -christian themes within this game."

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Wishlist Post
  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    I think it's getting past Tube's bedtime. He's hallucinating no ninjas where there are ninjas.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    So Tube is doing this let's play because it's his favourite game, right?

    It's heart warming to watch him play a game he loves so much.

    “When the last tree is cut, the last river poisoned, and the last fish dead, we will realise that we cannot eat money.”

    Blog: All's Veld That Ends Veld
  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Sweet mother Make it happenRegistered User regular
    SNIPER HAS ACQUIRED TARGET

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i don't know how tube is going to live through this experience

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    It appears Tube has moved up to snow puns.

  • AshcroftAshcroft Y E N S No creditRegistered User regular
    Hitman 2: Silent Assassin received generally very favorable reviews. On Rotten Tomatoes the PC version received a rating of 90% fresh, 8.8/10, based on 19 reviews.[3] On another meta-review site, Metacritic, the PC version scored 87/100 based on 20 reviews.[4] The reviews of the PC version of the game were the most favorable, but reviews for other platforms, namely Xbox, GameCube and PlayStation 2, were comparable to the PC version. Gamespot gave it a score of 8.6 out of 10, saying that it "fixes virtually all of the problems of its predecessor" and is still an "outstanding" game.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    "If there's a way to slap someone with your dick that isn't sexual, I'd like to do that."

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    "Diana here"

    Fuck off!

  • Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    This squeaky old castle. Made of rocks.

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    Steam | WoW | FFXIV | BNet: Eits#1367
  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    I like tube yelling about taking off your ninja costume, while shooting a ninja in the mouth.

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Invisible while squatting!

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    TLC

  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    Poor roommate.

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    yes, everyone laughed and said you sounded like a pig

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Going in circles already

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    poor Tube's roommate

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    AHAHAHAHAH

    He just walked around the building in a circle

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Invisible while squatting!
    Their one weakness.

    Other than bullets to the face.

    Dux on
  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    Even the strongest chain has a weak point.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Squat! They can't see you!

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    what is with the squeaky castle shit

    say "creaky" castle

    it's alliterative and suggests antiquity! squeaky makes it sound more like the bouncing castle at a kids' party

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    It's squeaky clean. Do you see any dirt?

    “When the last tree is cut, the last river poisoned, and the last fish dead, we will realise that we cannot eat money.”

    Blog: All's Veld That Ends Veld
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Yarg. So torn. I have work at 8 am tomorrow, but I want to stay up and watch Tubes suffering. :(

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    Yeah, shooting everything is pretty much how all of my Hitman 2 levels went down.

  • agoajagoaj One is the loneliest number you could ever chuRegistered User regular
    Thick loads of squeaky protection

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  • FearghaillFearghaill L is for Loki Registered User regular
    Tube, the keycard exists within all of us.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Somebody tell him where the keycard is already so he can pass this level and get some sleep

    Have a heart, people

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