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  • FearghaillFearghaill Goddess of Stories OutsideRegistered User regular
    Firematic. wrote: »
    did...he just call himself a dirty girl?

    no, he was calling his sexy new savegame a dirty girl.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    holy shit tube that was fucking stone goddamn cold

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  • Lord_SnotLord_Snot Registered User regular
    The Michael Caine voice sounded more like the cockney voice from Saints Row 2.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Oh man, Hispanic Hitman has a conversation with a Chinese Hooker voiced by Michael Caine

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    She was just trying to save up money for college, you dick.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    hahahahah the ease with which he shot that hooker was hilarious.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    The timing of that was perfect.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Ice cold, goddamn.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Yeah you're right about Blood Money being the good one. Blood Money's great.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    warning

    the guards have found a dead ninja

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Blood money is an awesome game, although trying to do get silent assassin on every level on the hardest difficulty is a real bitch.

    That fucking boat level.

    Dux on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    blood money is definitely my favorite game. the clown level isn't the best designed, but it is definitely one of my all time favorites

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    Blood Money is one of my all-time favourites.

    For starters the alert meter doesn't freak the fuck out merely because you exist.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I think maybe the best designed level is the wedding one in blood money, I love that level.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    oh or maybe the one with the ice sculptures

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  • Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    So that was fantastic. For us, I mean. Not so much for Tube.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    It's so satisfying in Blood Money trying to set up the perfect assassination so everything looks like an accident and no one even knows you were there

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  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Clearly the Opera level is the best on in Blood Money

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  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    I must admit I was impressed by the mental fortitude to power through all the Japan levels in one go.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Clearly the Opera level is the best on in Blood Money

    I'm considering doing a playthrough of blood money just to tell you that you're shithouse wrong

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Tube I demand a lets play with you and roomate in a co-op game.

    It will be glorious

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    Invite the noisy lesbians and they could do 4-player Diablo 3

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  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Clearly the Opera level is the best on in Blood Money

    I'm considering doing a playthrough of blood money just to tell you that you're shithouse wrong

    Well, I only played the game once so its more like "This is the level where I managed to do it the cool way"

    But going to the Opera has ambience which makes the murdering so much more fun.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I feel like I've played Blood Money but I honestly don't remember. Some of the levels people are talking about sound vaguely familiar but I can't be sure. So since it's only $10 on Steam I just bought it and will give it a proper playthrough RIGHT NOW

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Clearly the Opera level is the best on in Blood Money

    I'm considering doing a playthrough of blood money just to tell you that you're shithouse wrong

    which is your favorite?

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Goddess of Stories OutsideRegistered User regular
    I tell you what though, this is some delicious apple crumble. Thanks to Roommate for the idea!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    Wiet wrote: »
    Oh man I hope Viv is listening

    Hahaha I was not as I was asleep!

    What was said? I hope it was suitably offensive to make me regret not being awake at 5 am to hear it

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    I thought the Mardi Gras level was neat but it was a bitch to do it making everything look like an accident.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    Oh man I hope Viv is listening

    Hahaha I was not as I was asleep!

    What was said? I hope it was suitably offensive to make me regret not being awake at 5 am to hear it

    Ahahahaha

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Clearly the Opera level is the best on in Blood Money

    I'm considering doing a playthrough of blood money just to tell you that you're shithouse wrong

    Well, I only played the game once so its more like "This is the level where I managed to do it the cool way"

    But going to the Opera has ambience which makes the murdering so much more fun.

    Shooting the one guy with the gun replica timed with the music, then dropping the chandelier on the other while he runs up to the corpse

    aww yeah

    Beef Avenger on
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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    Witness protection is probably my favourite Blood Money level, rather than using a sniper rifle after calling the target I threw explosives under the phone so I didn't have to leave the van. Crude but satisfying.

    Also the various solutions to the other objective.

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  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Clearly the Opera level is the best on in Blood Money

    I'm considering doing a playthrough of blood money just to tell you that you're shithouse wrong

    Well, I only played the game once so its more like "This is the level where I managed to do it the cool way"

    But going to the Opera has ambience which makes the murdering so much more fun.

    Shooting the one guy with the gun replica timed with the music, then dropping the chandelier on the other while he runs up to the corpse

    aww yeah

    Nah nah, the cool choice is to switch the guns and just stand back and watch. Has the added benefit of traumatizing an innocent actor for the rest of his life.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    The best level of blood money is the wedding level

    The witness protection level would be good but I thought the solutions were way to obvious and numerous

    I mean, you can get the FBI costume with basically no effort

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  • ceresceres And before there was nothing, there were monsters. Registered User, Moderator mod
    I so badly want recordings of these.

    No wonder I want to wrap you up and take you home
    I'm looking forward to the chance to meet again, but then again it all depends
    Suddenly I'm not so sure that intentions can be pure
    If I could just throw all my doubts into the wind I think that they'd come back again
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  • agoajagoaj One is the loneliest number you could ever chuRegistered User regular
    Do you care if they have audio?
    Because if not do I have the videos for you!

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    The best level of blood money is the wedding level

    The witness protection level would be good but I thought the solutions were way to obvious and numerous

    I mean, you can get the FBI costume with basically no effort

    Exactly, I enjoy the other, more challenging levels but that one is basically a playground to muck around in, which I don't see as a bad thing.

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  • ceresceres And before there was nothing, there were monsters. Registered User, Moderator mod
    The audio is kind of the point though

    No wonder I want to wrap you up and take you home
    I'm looking forward to the chance to meet again, but then again it all depends
    Suddenly I'm not so sure that intentions can be pure
    If I could just throw all my doubts into the wind I think that they'd come back again
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  • MulletudeMulletude Glorious Leader! Registered User regular
    ceres wrote: »
    The audio is kind of the point though

    Exactly. I listened to this all day and it was wondrous.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    The problem I had with the witness protection level:

    It shouldn't be that easy to get into a house under FBI protection...

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    Listening to this while I cleaned the house was great

    Why would that button do that!?

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