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Game of Assholes, Season 2! The night is dark and full of spoilers

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    I'm sorry but you're all wrong

    the best character is Dolorous Edd

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    The best character...

    Is...

    Howland Reed.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    DWD spoiler
    Is it bad that I actually feel sorry for that arsehole Theon? Cos, flaying is some nasty shit.

    It is never bad to feel sorry for the best character in the entire series. Never.

    It is bad, however, to have the worst opinions imaginable.

    I'm sure you can tell us how that feels.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Actually it goes like this
    Hodor
    Hodor!
    Hodor?
    Hodor...
    HODOR

    History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    Doran Martell

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Brienne.

    Oh wait, were we supposed to be joking?

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  • JustTeeJustTee Registered User regular
    Reading through book 2, and I'm really surprised at how much stuff they managed to change without me even realizing/noticing.

    But I'm starting to think it's going to catch up with them...too many balls in the air.

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  • HyperBalladHyperBallad Registered User regular
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Margaery Tyrell. She made out with a hot dog.

  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Margaery Tyrell. She made out with a hot dog.

    W- what?

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    No lobbyist wants onion dick.
  • PaPaPaPa Registered User regular
    I was sad that they cut the moment with the peach, particularly as leaving it out precludes having the bit with Stannis talking about it later. That bit adds a lot to Stannis' character.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Wow they cut that? Mega bummer.

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    I don't remember any peaches. I'm going to have to ask all if you to prove immediately that you are sentient beings and not merely, as I have long suspected, fictional characters in a story being fed directly to my brain by a cabal of Free Masons.

    Fuck off and die.
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
  • JustTeeJustTee Registered User regular
    PaPa wrote: »
    I was sad that they cut the moment with the peach, particularly as leaving it out precludes having the bit with Stannis talking about it later. That bit adds a lot to Stannis' character.

    There's just hundreds of these moments that they're cutting out, that I'm not really sure they're saving much by not including them. But, I have faith. As much as they changed things around in season 1 - the bottom line was that everyone's story got told, we got epic moments, and they just in general did a great job.

    Re-reading book 2, you realize, it really is just an enormous amount of politicking, and not actually a whole lot of shit *happens*. So I think we're still in good shape.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    theSquid wrote: »
    Margaery Tyrell. She made out with a hot dog.

    W- what?

    It's from Mean Girls, man. As is the image above.

  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    Davos (about Melisandre): "She doesn't even go to this school!"

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    nerds

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    nerds

    Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    "Brienne of Tarth is a dyke"

  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    So what's this peach thing? I don't remember a peach being mentioned

  • SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Petyr Baelish knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone.
    That's why his 'stache is so big. It's full of secrets.

    Skullo on
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    One time he cut my fingers off at the knuckle... it was awesome

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    Ivar wrote: »
    So what's this peach thing? I don't remember a peach being mentioned
    “Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?” The king gave a shake of his head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck. “Only Renly could vex me so with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach.”

  • OghulkOghulk doctor mandarinRegistered User regular
    Ivar wrote: »
    So what's this peach thing? I don't remember a peach being mentioned
    “Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?” The king gave a shake of his head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck. “Only Renly could vex me so with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach.”

    Hahaha oh man I forgot that completely

  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    that peach scene sounds like something that would be in Shakespeare

    and Stannis seems like the kind of dude who wouldn't understand the subtext in Shakespeare

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Well maybe now he's gonna be all like

    "he called me a ham"

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  • Goose!Goose! JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE Avatar by 21stCenturyRegistered User regular
    Someone explain to me the subtext of the peach.

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Someone explain to me the subtext of the peach.
    Legba wrote: »

  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    i just meant if the reader actually witnessed a scene of Renly talking about a peach with hidden meaning instead of Stannis's re-telling of what happened

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I'm *pretty sure* we get to see the peach scene first hand and Stannis talking to Davos about it is well after it actually happens. Maybe in a differant book even?

  • quantumcat42quantumcat42 Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I'm *pretty sure* we get to see the peach scene first hand and Stannis talking to Davos about it is well after it actually happens. Maybe in a differant book even?
    Yeah, we get the scene in Cat's POV.

  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Loras Tyrell is too gay to function.

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    Ivar wrote: »
    So what's this peach thing? I don't remember a peach being mentioned
    “Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?” The king gave a shake of his head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck. “Only Renly could vex me so with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach.”

    Oh yeah, now I remember. So now he will instead go to his grave thinking of his brother's ham.

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    Ivar wrote: »
    Ivar wrote: »
    So what's this peach thing? I don't remember a peach being mentioned
    “Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?” The king gave a shake of his head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck. “Only Renly could vex me so with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach.”

    Oh yeah, now I remember. So now he will instead go to his grave thinking of his brother's ham.

    Won't everyone? :winky:

  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    I just got hbo go, will the episode be up at 9? Or does it go live on there later?

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  • it should be up right after, or at least sometime tonight

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  • Cornell002Cornell002 Registered User regular
    One hour of wishing I could bang Marg the entire time

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Loras Tyrell is too gay to function.

    Yeeeeesssss



    And it begins on HBOGo almost immediately. I think when I used it last season it was up a few minutes after it started on television.

  • Goose!Goose! JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE Avatar by 21stCenturyRegistered User regular
    I love seeing Tonks as Osha.

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