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Tube Fucking Playing Hitman Fucking 2 (fucking Japan fucking finished)

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    The casino level of blood money is frustrating

    There's no way to kill the Sheik without potentially having him discovered with a bullet in his head before you can escape


    Is there a way to accident him at all?

    I called his phone and had him out on the roof where I shot him. I think that works for silent assassin.

    There is a waiter who goes out there every now and then who can discover him.

    I don't know what his timer is, or if there's a certain place you can shoot him where he won't be found, but I've had mixed success thus far. Sometimes he finds him, sometimes he doesn't.


    meanwhile the river boat mission is really growing on me, with so many targets there's like 15 ways to do that one. I want to try it without changing suits.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    I think I got Silent Assassin on all missions on the Silent Assassin difficulty but man that took forever and was fairly frustrating at times.

    Nothing compared to Hitman 2.

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    So when is the next installment happening? I'm gutted I couldn't watch all of last nights. Stupid fucking job.

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    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Probably next weekend.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Whenever tube next drinks the pain away.

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    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    i would like to see Tube's housemate do the first level

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i would like to see Tube's housemate do the first level

    Roommate.

    Her name is Roommate.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i would like to see Tube's housemate do the first level

    Roommate.

    Her name is Roommate.

    I thought in Ukland it was "flatmate".

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i would like to see Tube's housemate do the first level

    Roommate.

    Her name is Roommate.

    I thought in Ukland it was "flatmate".

    no no that's her actual name
    Ms. Roommate

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    enclosed-structuremate

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Please tell me someone recorded this.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i would like to see Tube's housemate do the first level

    Roommate.

    Her name is Roommate.

    I thought in Ukland it was "flatmate".

    Well,

    they could be sharing a flat.

    Or,

    they could be sharing a room. Oi oi!

    What I am saying, I guess, is that they are different things!

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Please tell me someone recorded this.

    According to Tube the website did it for him

    But I'm sure it was really for the benefit of his favourite Larlar

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    i would like to see Tube's housemate do the first level

    Roommate.

    Her name is Roommate.

    I honestly can't imagine Tube having anything as mundane and everyday as a roommate. I always assumed he hung upside down from the rafters in the admin cave or something.

    I also Imagine he only comes out at night to feed.

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Please tell me someone recorded this.

    According to Tube the website did it for him

    But I'm sure it was really for the benefit of his favourite Larlar

    If I don't get to see this at some point I will kill both him and you.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Please tell me someone recorded this.

    According to Tube the website did it for him

    But I'm sure it was really for the benefit of his favourite Larlar

    If I don't get to see this at some point I will kill both him and you.

    Promises, promises

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Please tell me someone recorded this.

    According to Tube the website did it for him

    But I'm sure it was really for the benefit of his favourite Larlar

    If I don't get to see this at some point I will kill both him and you.

    I think it's on Tube's harddrive, not the website

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Can I edit flv files on my ipad? I might put together a highlights reel.

  • BrogeyBrogey Carrots Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2012
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Overall it was definitely an anti racist bit

    Some may categorize it as factually accurate!
    He ended the lesson saying he knows that Mr. Miyagi is actually from Okinawa, which is a part of the Philippines! :P

    I fell out of my chair.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Not flv, could use something like Handbrake to convert them to m4v and then import/edit.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    Can I edit flv files on my ipad? I might put together a highlights reel.

    I don't think so, not FLV

    But through dark magics you can extract a different video format from FLV

    I could be wrong, but for example, the iMovie-ish stuff that Apple sponsors will not read that format

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Also the 'highlights reel' would just be Tube shooting that prostitute in the head over and over for a solid twenty minutes, interspersed with shouts of "TREE! TREE! TREE!"

  • BrogeyBrogey Carrots Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    I would like to see many clips of him yelling "Wagh! " as he's surprised by ninjas!

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    and 30 minutes of him dying on the first level

    which is the short version of the first level

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  • ceresceres I'm just your problem Registered User, Moderator mod
    Can I edit flv files on my ipad? I might put together a highlights reel.

    I would love to have the whole thing. I want it so bad. So bad.

    If you can get it to me somehow I will find a way to host it.

    These are pure joy.

    When you get your groove on, yeah I go blind.
  • PeewiPeewi Sometimes I post Registered User regular
    Can I edit flv files on my ipad? I might put together a highlights reel.

    Youtube has a pretty easy to use movie editor if you upload it to there first. No idea if it'll work on an ipad.

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  • BrogeyBrogey Carrots Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Seriously though, we need to set up a drinking game before next weekend!

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Alpha Protocol was just so shitty

    God

    Cool conversations but I hated everything else!

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I installed Blood Money last night and I'm gonna check it out today after work. Please tell me it's not as dick-mashingly fun as Silent Assassin?

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    Blood Money is the greatest

    It is so much fun, and my only regret is that it is too short

    I'd play like 35 levels of Blood Money

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2012
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Silent Assassin is a good challenge too, and not a stupid clusterfuck

    ...are you fucking with me sir

    Tube on
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Blood Money is actually fun

    It gets absurd if you try higher difficulties but it's pretty doable on normal

    Silent Assassin is a good challenge too, and not a stupid clusterfuck

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    I've beaten all by the last two (three?) levels on Pro

    The heaven/hell one is just crazy complicated and lots of patrolling guards

    and the white house one is inscrutable and I think I resorted to just shooting the whole place up

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I installed Blood Money last night and I'm gonna check it out today after work. Please tell me it's not as dick-mashingly fun as Silent Assassin?

    I played the first two levels while listening to Tube yesterday
    Much more fun than whatever was going on in Japan

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    I've beaten Blood Money with Silent Assassin on every rank without upgrading any of the weapons.

    The guy you're watching playing Hitman 2 is a fucking pimp at Hitman. Remember that.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Also I have no objections to playing this during the week if there's a mutually agreeable time for the audience.

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    I've beaten Blood Money with Silent Assassin on every rank without upgrading any of the weapons.

    The guy you're watching playing Hitman 2 is a fucking pimp at Hitman. Remember that.

    ahahahaahah

    everything is so much sweeter now

  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Tube, I have two questions:
    1. How long was your first livestream?
    2. Give it to me.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Jasconius wrote: »
    the pimpest


    it seems like most of hitman 2's difficulty comes from how awful the controls are and how little you can do


    like not being able to punch

    I remember playing the demo of Hitman 2 a lot and failing a lot on that first level

    also the disguise system is totally inconsistent

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    the pimpest


    it seems like most of hitman 2's difficulty comes from how awful the controls are and how little you can do


    like not being able to punch

    I remember playing the demo of Hitman 2 a lot and failing a lot on that first level

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