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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    you ain't shit, elendil
    i'm really not

    i'm actually quite great

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    utilikilts are completely ridiculous, to a degree that no amount of utility could justify

    For some reason man are only allowed to wear trousers unless they are Arab or from the Indian subcontinent.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Toe shoes are utilikilts for your feet.

    You know, somehow I guessed that would be the reaction.

    Mostly by association. The only person I know who wears toe shoes on a regular basis is a socially-awkward shut-in who almost never leaves the house and wears toe shoes in really inappropriate venues.

    I know some runners who wear them, but only while running.

    What is an inappropriate venue?

    Toe-shoes are nice for getting to and from a climbing wall.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    utilikilts are completely ridiculous, to a degree that no amount of utility could justify

    For some reason man are only allowed to wear trousers unless they are Arab or from the Indian subcontinent.

    ...or Scottish.

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    when I am getting snarky and post-structuralist i like to argue that the entrenched Ameri-european disdain for the kilt grows out of the negative social status the female gender occupies, and the inherent femme-phobia as a result of this behavior keeps people hatin' on "man-skirts"

    but what do i know i study bugs

    :bz

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I plan to only wear the latest obscure japanese fashions from here on out.

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I want to dress like a banker, except for my excellent steampunk cufflinks.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i'm going to bring back the toga

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    utilikilts are completely ridiculous, to a degree that no amount of utility could justify

    Why?

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i'm going to bring back the toga

    Great Cesar's ghost!

    God, no. Those things are fucking complicated to put on and drag on the floor and get filthy easily and are just a nightmare.

    Not to mention they get covered with barf when you visit the vomitorium

    no this joke is not stale at all what do you mean

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Well, so just so long as no one hear plans to sew themselves in their clothes for the winter, after first stuffing in newspaper

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    ahaha SMBC

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I'd wear hakama if it wouldn't get me the weirdest looks. So damn comfy.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i'm going to bring back the toga

    Great Cesar's ghost!

    God, no. Those things are fucking complicated to put on and drag on the floor and get filthy easily and are just a nightmare.

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Fashion trends are largely arbitrary but they do exist. You kinda have to accept that a kilt only works for a man if it is part of some specific ethnic outfits. Otherwise it looks ridiculous because it is so alien to contemporary male fashion trends and aesthetics in general.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Make a dragon wanna retire, man HallelujahRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    you ain't shit, elendil
    i'm really not

    i'm actually quite great

    Dost thou also playest Halos or Modern Worf Hairs?

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    when I am getting snarky and post-structuralist i like to argue that the entrenched Ameri-european disdain for the kilt grows out of the negative social status the female gender occupies, and the inherent femme-phobia as a result of this behavior keeps people hatin' on "man-skirts"

    but what do i know i study bugs

    :bz

    I hate dresses in general. They seem so impractical other than letting a nice draft waft over your nether regions.

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  • ArchArch HELLO YES THIS IS BUG Registered User regular
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i'm going to bring back the toga

    Togas really lack utility. In fact, they became a sign of nobility precisely because they lacked utility. If you were a rich noble, you could afford to carry around this bulky garment that really served no purpose except to get in the way of everything you did. Now, the tunic wouldn't be a bad thing to bring back.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Make a dragon wanna retire, man HallelujahRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    when I am getting snarky and post-structuralist i like to argue that the entrenched Ameri-european disdain for the kilt grows out of the negative social status the female gender occupies, and the inherent femme-phobia as a result of this behavior keeps people hatin' on "man-skirts"

    but what do i know i study bugs

    :bz

    I hate dresses in general. They seem so impractical other than letting a nice draft waft over your nether regions.

    Which is precisely why they are so comfortable when you're walking around a lot. You get proper ventilation to your crotch region and you don't get swamp ass or chafed thighs and all that shit.

    Oh my god, I... oh my god.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    I'm actually with kakos on this one. Skirts are really comfortable.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    when I am getting snarky and post-structuralist i like to argue that the entrenched Ameri-european disdain for the kilt grows out of the negative social status the female gender occupies, and the inherent femme-phobia as a result of this behavior keeps people hatin' on "man-skirts"

    but what do i know i study bugs

    :bz

    I hate dresses in general. They seem so impractical other than letting a nice draft waft over your nether regions.

    Which is precisely why they are so comfortable when you're walking around a lot. You get proper ventilation to your crotch region and you don't get swamp ass or chafed thighs and all that shit.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx A Restoration through Revolution. Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'd wear hakama if it wouldn't get me the weirdest looks. So damn comfy.

    This is you trying to be an old Japanese man. In reality you will probably dress in visual k style.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Make a dragon wanna retire, man HallelujahRegistered User regular
    I was cool with the utilikilt until you said that. Now you are forbidden by galactic sanctions from wearing it near me because all I will be thinking about is how aerated your balls are.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Oh ffs, I have been filling in a particular form for my visa and have been spending loads of time figuring out the hard bits, checking details and the like and now I find that they want it all to be in black pen, just after doing it in blue. How the hell did I miss that!

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    ಠ_ಠ

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  • descdesc quarter million dollars in the Damier duffel Registered User regular
    I do like the hustorical people all bitching about wearing togas at the time and grousing about their impracticality

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  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    when I am getting snarky and post-structuralist i like to argue that the entrenched Ameri-european disdain for the kilt grows out of the negative social status the female gender occupies, and the inherent femme-phobia as a result of this behavior keeps people hatin' on "man-skirts"

    but what do i know i study bugs

    :bz

    I hate dresses in general. They seem so impractical other than letting a nice draft waft over your nether regions.

    Traditional Middle Eastern dress (note: "dress", not necessarily "dresses") is based entirely on this noble goal.

    The cooler you can keep your junk, the cooler you can keep your body. If you ever visit that sweaty armpit of the planet during the summer, you will instantly understand. You will understand it all!

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'd wear hakama if it wouldn't get me the weirdest looks. So damn comfy.

    This is you trying to be an old Japanese man. In reality you will probably dress in visual k style.

    The traditional samurai haircut has gotta be one of the ugliest haircuts ever, imo.

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  • EddyEddy All Gengars run to the dark, and yet the dark is not full.Registered User regular
    Pat Nagel had a good thing going. I want some acute shoulderpads on my androgynous life partner.

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  • EddyEddy All Gengars run to the dark, and yet the dark is not full.Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'd wear hakama if it wouldn't get me the weirdest looks. So damn comfy.

    This is you trying to be an old Japanese man. In reality you will probably dress in visual k style.

    The traditional samurai haircut has gotta be one of the ugliest haircuts ever, imo.

    I don't even like understand the physics of it. Some real proto-Trump going on.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Chafed thighs from fabric is the most annoying thing. But I imagine better fabric would fix that.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    I have a pair of snowboard pants with zippers on the upper thighs

    when you get hot, you let the cold air in to ventilate your business

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    you ain't shit, elendil
    i'm really not

    i'm actually quite great

    Dost thou also playest Halos or Modern Worf Hairs?
    no

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  • MazzyxMazzyx A Restoration through Revolution. Registered User regular
    Also the hakama is super fucking comfy and I kind of wish some of its design would enter modern style.

    It is kind of funny that "modern style" is Western European. Not surprising though with the European supremacy for so long.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
  • Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pat Nagel had a good thing going. I want some acute shoulderpads on my androgynous life partner.

    Of course you do.

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