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It's International Workers Day

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Yeah you basically have to make a secret Union

    that then becomes a real one when it has the power to survive

    We have a group that meets under the old bridge every Friday at midnight

    the password is sic semper tyrannus

    always liked that phrase

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    virginia has the best state seal

    of course our state legislature is trying as hard as it can to drift towards tyranny, as it were

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In Germany and Austria, it's more common that guests give a sign to the waiters if they want something from them. Some people shout across the room, others just raise their hand or glass. Waiters sometimes check on their tables after the initial servings, but it doesn't happen very often.

    it's generally regarded as pretty rude to yell/gesticulate at a waiter here

    people yelling "WAITER" are invariably assbutts

    I had a dude raise his hand cause he wanted something, and I was like yes, fine, I see you and I'm moving towards you

    And then he snapped his fucking fingers at me

    And I walked right on past him

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Yeah you basically have to make a secret Union

    that then becomes a real one when it has the power to survive

    We have a group that meets under the old bridge every Friday at midnight

    the password is sic semper tyrannus

    always liked that phrase

    seal_va.jpg

    virginia has the best state seal

    of course our state legislature is trying as hard as it can to drift towards tyranny, as it were

    It is a pretty good seal

    boobs and everything

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In Germany and Austria, it's more common that guests give a sign to the waiters if they want something from them. Some people shout across the room, others just raise their hand or glass. Waiters sometimes check on their tables after the initial servings, but it doesn't happen very often.

    it's generally regarded as pretty rude to yell/gesticulate at a waiter here

    people yelling "WAITER" are invariably assbutts

    One of my friends once yelled "garçon" and it cracked me up.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    haha this is quite funny

    okay so who else do you crazy yanks tip then

    do you tip your postman?

    I tip servers, bartenders, takeout, barbers, piercers, particularly helpful sales people, people that carry heavy things for me, people that make a judgment call or perform a subjective evaluation for me, people that technically service things I cannot, etc.

    But who the fuck still gets mail?

    plenty of people

    i just bought a toy on ebay and it's coming through USPS first class

    the post office owns y'all support the post office

  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Why are we still talking about tipping? I'm pretty sure we've covered the bases and made our cases/arguments/counterarguments.

    There's got to be something else labor-related that we can talk about.

    Jessica Simpson is 9 days past her due date. We could talk about that.

    I'm sure we could find something else that isn't her demon womb booger clawing its way out of her uterine fortress in an Alien style horror-laden caricature of hellbirth.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Yeah you basically have to make a secret Union

    that then becomes a real one when it has the power to survive

    We have a group that meets under the old bridge every Friday at midnight

    the password is sic semper tyrannus

    always liked that phrase

    seal_va.jpg

    virginia has the best state seal

    of course our state legislature is trying as hard as it can to drift towards tyranny, as it were

    john wilkes booth fans here

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    heh, womb booger

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    In Germany and Austria, it's more common that guests give a sign to the waiters if they want something from them. Some people shout across the room, others just raise their hand or glass. Waiters sometimes check on their tables after the initial servings, but it doesn't happen very often.

    it's generally regarded as pretty rude to yell/gesticulate at a waiter here

    people yelling "WAITER" are invariably assbutts

    I had a dude raise his hand cause he wanted something, and I was like yes, fine, I see you and I'm moving towards you

    And then he snapped his fucking fingers at me

    And I walked right on past him

    We fix computers in a little cubby area behind a wall in our store with regular walls. There's a little window clients go and get service at. We're quite attentive of the window, even if we're fucking around doing nothing at the time, and clients don't ever wait long when they're there. But occasionally we'll get one gentlemen or lady who'll walk up and yell hello or something to get our attention and it's so goddamn annoying.

    They're almost never rude sounding when they yell it, and it shouldn't be so annoying, but it really really is.

  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    Sic semper tyrannosaurus

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sic semper tyrannosaurus

    accursed robots destroying our dinosaurs

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  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sic semper tyrannosaurus

    accursed robots destroying our dinosaurs

    Destroying? No. Assimilating

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    They look like a bunch of chumps to me

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    International Worker's Day song

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    They look like a bunch of chumps to me

    Pffft
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    International Worker's Day song

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    There's an Austrian politician who was photographed while doing what could be interpreted as a modified variant of the Nazi salute. He said he was trying to order three jars of beer.

  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Yeah you basically have to make a secret Union

    that then becomes a real one when it has the power to survive

    We have a group that meets under the old bridge every Friday at midnight

    the password is sic semper tyrannus

    always liked that phrase

    seal_va.jpg

    virginia has the best state seal

    of course our state legislature is trying as hard as it can to drift towards tyranny, as it were

    john wilkes booth fans here

    Not sure if the South deserved Andrew Johnson.

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    -I am The Alpha and The Omega-
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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    let's talk about ousting our kenyan socialist mujahideen 'president'

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
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    let's talk about ousting our kenyan socialist mujahideen 'president'

    post some bors

    bors owns

    reminder that bors uses facebook in part so that he can harass mike lester

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    bors is so fucking ham-fisted jesus

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i can forgive it because i mean really fuck mike lester

    wife-beating piece of shit

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Jesus wouldnt have ham-fists because he was a jew

    check and mate, pip

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    i can forgive it because i mean really fuck mike lester

    wife-beating piece of shit

    no man fuck mike lester

    but bors is just ugh

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    i can forgive it because i mean really fuck mike lester

    wife-beating piece of shit

    no man fuck mike lester

    but bors is just ugh

    literally everyone is hamfisted and i'd rather read bors hamfistedly calling people out on bullshit than read hamfisted "obama is a bad president pee pee doo doo stealth muslim" shit any day

    and then the whole "mike lester you don't know how things work" shit smooths it over

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    I'd rather just not read awful political comics period?

    also kelly is getting really old

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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    i wish i could somehow find all the magnificent zingers and hilarious stuff bors has been responsible for but he has done like ~850 comics

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    kelly owns shut up

    just

    just shut up GOD

  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    I will never get tired of kelly

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    kelly owns shut up

    just

    just shut up GOD
    I too like reading the same joke over and over every week

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    here are non-bors mainstream, lauded political cartoons

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i too just looked at the last page of the dnd politoon thread fandyien

    i only do it once a week because otherwise my brain explodes

    Buttlord on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    those recent ones were a distraction while i found my actual favorite cartoon of all time

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    i too just looked at the last page of the dnd politoon thread fandyien

    i only do it once a week because otherwise my brain explodes

    you hate yourself enough to even go in there?

    wow

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I'd rather just not read awful political comics period?

    also kelly is getting really old

    mlyp

  • UbikUbik i'm a rude bitch, neighbor, what are you made up of i was in the 212Registered User regular
    when did Obama eat a dog????

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    i too just looked at the last page of the dnd politoon thread fandyien

    i only do it once a week because otherwise my brain explodes

    you hate yourself enough to even go in there?

    wow

    the sa one

    it's pretty funny but at the same time reading these cartoons fills me with rage

    reminder that A Good Cartoon is the only good tumblr http://agoodcartoon.tumblr.com/

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    obama not only ate a dog but he wants to eat your dog

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    when did Obama eat a dog????

    he ate dog

    not like

    a whole one
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I'd rather just not read awful political comics period?

    also kelly is getting really old

    mlyp

    get owned

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  • LockoutLockout Registered User
    yeah, there's truly no difference between the quality of the jokes in those two sets of cartoons. they are totally just about the same

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