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[YEStling Thread] DJ Hogan in the house

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    yay

    I am on the red team

    and my name is appropriately mispelled

    So, you're saying you want a name tag?

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    if I get to make a sad puppy face the entire time

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    oh hey I had a bad day

    and I need a fourth for a fatal fourway in a title shot

    and @hullis tried to step up in my grill

    so, therefore, whoever burns hullis the fiercest gets that slot!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Hullis can't take any more severe burns

    His parents and the doctor gave him so many immediately after his birth, he just can't take any more pain in his life

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Hullis can't take any more severe burns

    His parents and the doctor gave him so many immediately after his birth, he just can't take any more pain in his life

    So Hullis is Kane? Poor guy. It must suck to be X-Pac's whipping boy.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Hullis can't take any more severe burns

    His parents and the doctor gave him so many immediately after his birth, he just can't take any more pain in his life

    So Hullis is Kane? Poor guy. It must suck to be X-Pac's whipping boy.

    Even X Pac wouldn't want Hullis as a whipping boy.

    X Pac has too much class for that.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    if I burn hullis bad enough can I turn this into a triple threat

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    or can my score count double

    I will enter as the geebs and juan geebs

  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    if I burn hullis bad enough can I turn this into a triple threat
    I approve this message.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Give the title shot to sweeney, tlb

    He needs something to make up for the hissy fit he threw after he failed at being awful

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    And do your worst, fuckers, I can burn myself worse than any of you

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Hullis can't take any more severe burns

    His parents and the doctor gave him so many immediately after his birth, he just can't take any more pain in his life

    So Hullis is Kane? Poor guy. It must suck to be X-Pac's whipping boy.

    Even X Pac wouldn't want Hullis as a whipping boy.

    X Pac has too much class for that.

    Funny thing is, both X Pac and Kane have had sex with dead bodies. Kane had Katie Vick, and X Pac had Chyna.

    Now pretend some terrible transitive property stuff is going on here, and suddenly Hullis had sex with Chyna.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    hullis wishes

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Yes nirya thinks having sex with a woman is bad

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Hullis is a pre-show US title match

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Eve looks fucking AMAZING in that vid I must admit.

    got them porn star glasses

    where do i make my picks when the next ppv rolls around

  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Hullis got turned down by Chyna as her co-star in her next "movie"

    Edit-Damn I should read everyone's posts before I come dangerously close to matching Nirya. I hear doing that can give me a case of the jobber.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hullis got turned down by Chyna as her co-star in her next "movie"

    Yeah

    Too big

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Eve looks fucking AMAZING in that vid I must admit.

    got them porn star glasses

    where do i make my picks when the next ppv rolls around
    EBM posts and link and you click on it. Usally after smackdown but before the PPV on sunday.

  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hullis got turned down by Chyna as her co-star in her next "movie"

    Yeah

    Too big

    She certainly is, be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Man, what male pornstar would want to be in a movie with Chyna. You couldn't pay me enough.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hullis is so terrible that homeless crackheads suckin dick for their fix don't want to be him

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Hullis

    where did you get your gimmick... at the toilet.. store

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hp lovecraft was inspired to write the call of cthulhu after he watched hullis take a bath

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I'm embarrassed to share a forum with these dime store burns

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    hullis is so terrible that homeless crackheads suckin dick for their fix don't want to be him

    to be fair, they generally hide their anguish well

    look at tlb

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    hullis is so terrible that homeless crackheads suckin dick for their fix don't want to be him

    to be fair, they generally hide their anguish well

    look at tlb

    counterpoint that man fucked a dwarf

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    chump fuckin' a dwarf don't make him not a chump

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I tried to burn Hullis, but he got the jobber entrance.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I heard Hullis went to a wrestling and he jobbed all the wrestling and they had to close down the wrestling.

    P.S. The wrestling was in Hawaii.

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    It's getting damn personal in here. So once I start cutting promos about defending the tag titles it will fit right in.

    @thepain73 I feel like going taking a team name from real wrestling. I'm partial to being the Thrillseekers.

  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Hullis wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Hullis got turned down by Chyna as her co-star in her next "movie"

    Yeah

    Too big

    Her or you?

    Kreutz on
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i heard that hullis worked so hard he put hogan out of a job baaaaaazing!

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    @the geebs that is a pony

    geebs if you burn hullis hard enough, you get a second title match for the midcard belt i get to create

    and yes you will be allowed to win both of them if it happens

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I tried to burn Hullis, but he got the jobber entrance.

    I'd be in the ring for kane's pyro, then

    you're a damn idiot, get better pyro

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    reminder that the glorious edict is still in effect

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hullis is such a goose that his goose's goose got goosed

    OWNED MOTHERBITCHES

    furthermore Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

  • 411Randle411Randle Librarian Oook.Registered User regular
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    In related news, my Championship is vacant. Cut some promos, mooks. You have two weeks.

    A promo, eh? You want a promo? Well, if that's what it's going to take to get what I deserve, then that's what we're going to do.

    The Championship is vacant? You mean that Championship that I was never truly defeated for? The one that was ripped from my hands by a bureaucratic technicality? The one I never got a true rematch for? That Championship?

    I am the #1 overall pick in the draft. I am the former Champion. I am the writer of the most popular Monday wrestling news report on the entire Internet, and the third-most popular podcast on 411. Second on a good day. My talent for picking the results of WWE PPVs is clear. Not giving me the first shot at the Championship would be a travesty. All others are secondary to my greatness!

    Insert marketable catchphrase here!

    1) Silence 2) Books must be returned by the last date shown 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    okay buttlord is officially fired from my team

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    your marketable catchphrase appears to be LOOK HOW MANY TIMES I CAN SAY CHAMPION

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