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Game of Assholes, Season 2! The night is dark and full of spoilers

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    As someone that's from Sweden himself...

    Nuthin wrong with Cogs.
    Scandinavian Expys can pirate in anything that floats (in the case of Cogs, the Vitalian Brotherhood).

    If anything Longships and Knights in full plate sharing a universe is anachronism at its worst.

    anachronism at its worst would be if sweet child o' mine started playing as the sea bitch set sail

    This is what Theon was singing when he saw his cog sailing into port
    Spoiler:

    History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    As someone that's from Sweden himself...

    Nuthin wrong with Cogs.
    Scandinavian Expys can pirate in anything that floats (in the case of Cogs, the Vitalian Brotherhood).

    If anything Longships and Knights in full plate sharing a universe is anachronism at its worst.

    anachronism at its worst would be if sweet child o' mine started playing as the sea bitch set sail

    Theon does look like the kind of guy that would whip out an electric guitar at the slightest provocation.

    "You insulted my honor as Ironborn, this is the kind of insult that can only be settled with an axe *whips out a electric guitar*"

  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    As someone that's from Sweden himself...

    Nuthin wrong with Cogs.
    Scandinavian Expys can pirate in anything that floats (in the case of Cogs, the Vitalian Brotherhood).

    If anything Longships and Knights in full plate sharing a universe is anachronism at its worst.

    anachronism at its worst would be if sweet child o' mine started playing as the sea bitch set sail

    Theon does look like the kind of guy that would whip out an electric guitar at the slightest provocation.

    "You insulted my honor as Ironborn, this is the kind of insult that can only be settled with an axe *whips out a electric guitar*"

    P.S: "On we sweep with, with threshing oar
    Our only goal will be the Westeros!"

  • TurambarTurambar Captain 'Crawler of the Warship XavierRegistered User regular

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  • JustTeeJustTee Registered User regular
    Book 3 Spoilers:
    Spoiler:

    Diagnosed with AML on 6/1/12. Read about it: www.effleukemia.com
  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    JustTee wrote: »
    Book 3 Spoilers:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    Okay I'm watching Garden of Bones now

    Holy shit how did they manage to make Joffrey even worse of a person

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Started two new Sovereign games with the turn deadline set to 1 day, one public, one private.

    http://sovereign.public.is/index.jsp

    Private one is Arcadian Invasion??? with the password wang.

    Public one is Fyndir's FAST Game and has no password.

    Anyone that wants to get some quicker moving games going come join them.
    Spoiler:

    Joined arcadian invasion.

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  • johnwingjohnwing Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Started two new Sovereign games with the turn deadline set to 1 day, one public, one private.

    http://sovereign.public.is/index.jsp

    Private one is Arcadian Invasion??? with the password wang.

    Public one is Fyndir's FAST Game and has no password.

    Anyone that wants to get some quicker moving games going come join them.
    Spoiler:

    Joined arcadian invasion.

    anywhere i can read the rules of this game? The board seems like westeros :P.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof I am a mountain I am the seaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Okay I'm watching Garden of Bones now

    Holy shit how did they manage to make Joffrey even worse of a person

    I despised Joffrey in the books but he is one of my favourite characters to see in the show. Jack Gleeson is just so good at being a despicable psychopath.

    Plus whenever Joffrey does something really dickish I can't help thinking of that photo of Gleeson in the tennis outfit and it cracks me up.

    edit: ahh here it is. I love it so much

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    Brovid Hasselsmof on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    oh my god if there's a worse character than this overacting fire bitch with her ren-faire dye job and her cervix-to-heir missiles I haven't heard of it

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Self righteous nurse?

    Fuck off and die.
  • Crimson KingCrimson King th- this is my hole it was made for meRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh my god if there's a worse character than this overacting fire bitch with her ren-faire dye job and her cervix-to-heir missiles I haven't heard of it

    like those whole post wasn't just an excuse to say cervix-to-heir missiles

    (brilliant)

    anyway i thought she got better in the later episodes, her introduction was terrible though

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    Cervix to heir missile is officially added to my lexicon forever.

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof I am a mountain I am the seaRegistered User regular
    I'm trying to imagine situations where it could be used.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    cervix-to-heir missiles, this is gold right here folks

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    johnwing wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Started two new Sovereign games with the turn deadline set to 1 day, one public, one private.

    http://sovereign.public.is/index.jsp

    Private one is Arcadian Invasion??? with the password wang.

    Public one is Fyndir's FAST Game and has no password.

    Anyone that wants to get some quicker moving games going come join them.
    Spoiler:

    Joined arcadian invasion.

    anywhere i can read the rules of this game? The board seems like westeros :P.

    If there is I never found it, I've been trying to learn by doing and so far I have no idea what's happening.

  • GalyGaly Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    I'm trying to imagine situations where it could be used.

    On her latest trip to North Korea, Hilary Clinton threatened Kim Jong-un with her cervix-to-heir missiles.

    mustache w/ hat c|:{
  • blixaphonicsblixaphonics the french champagne Registered User
    edited May 2012
    Fyndir wrote: »
    johnwing wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Started two new Sovereign games with the turn deadline set to 1 day, one public, one private.

    http://sovereign.public.is/index.jsp

    Private one is Arcadian Invasion??? with the password wang.

    Public one is Fyndir's FAST Game and has no password.

    Anyone that wants to get some quicker moving games going come join them.
    Spoiler:

    Joined arcadian invasion.

    anywhere i can read the rules of this game? The board seems like westeros :P.

    If there is I never found it, I've been trying to learn by doing and so far I have no idea what's happening.

    they've got a facebook group that answers quite a lot of questions and has a little FAQ section in the 'about' area, if i recall correctly. also if you leave your mouse on basically anything on the board it tells you what's up.

    added note: if i'm the only one who knows what's going on, this should be easy. of course now my hubris will be undoing. nooooooo....

    here we go: http://www.facebook.com/webofthrones/info

    nice little break-down of the basics for anyone who's new to the game.

    blixaphonics on
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    All I know is in the one game I'm in where some combat is happening my ass is getting firmly kicked, and I don't know how to make it stop.

    Fucking Stags.

  • blixaphonicsblixaphonics the french champagne Registered User
    i swear there should be a time-zone setting for this game where the rules of space and time are bent so everyone is able to put their orders in at roughly the same time.

    in fact i will suggest that to the creator and see if he has any ancient artifacts capable of changing the rotation of the sun, just to make that possible. i assume that would achieve the necessary results and not create world-ending tidal waves and etc. it'd almost be worth it to get through an entire game in a couple of days before the tsunami hit.

    also on a more actual 'game of thrones' related topic: brienne is ridiculously attractive in this show. something about women in armour who are taller than me. i've been reading the D&D boards and everyone is bitching about the jon snow/dany storylines... do they not understand, y'know, plots building up to stuff? perhaps not, actually.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Brienne is pretty much spot-on for how I pictured her, although she's not supposed to be attractive at all.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Brienne is pretty much spot-on for how I pictured her, although she's not supposed to be attractive at all.

    Bad guys have got most of the sexy dudes as is, I'm okay with the good guys getting a comely Brienne.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof I am a mountain I am the seaRegistered User regular
    Be interesting to see how they do (Feast spoilers)
    Spoiler:

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Probably just going to put a scar on it, if they do anything.

    Dagmar Cleftjaw fell a little short of how disfigured he was supposed t be as well.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    As someone that's from Sweden himself...

    Nuthin wrong with Cogs.
    Scandinavian Expys can pirate in anything that floats (in the case of Cogs, the Vitalian Brotherhood).

    If anything Longships and Knights in full plate sharing a universe is anachronism at its worst.

    anachronism at its worst would be if sweet child o' mine started playing as the sea bitch set sail

    Theon does look like the kind of guy that would whip out an electric guitar at the slightest provocation.

    "You insulted my honor as Ironborn, this is the kind of insult that can only be settled with an axe *whips out a electric guitar*"

    Val Hallen, Nordic god of rock nods approvingly.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Davos wears gloves, you don't see his fingers often.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof I am a mountain I am the seaRegistered User regular
    They just haven't shown his hand clearly, as far as I've noticed

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Well, how did they handle Ned Stark being decapitated?

    I doubt Sean Bean was already decapitated before they got a hold of him

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Hrmmm...
    Spoiler:

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, how did they handle Ned Stark being decapitated?

    I doubt Sean Bean was already decapitated before they got a hold of him

    Well, let's be fair here, Sean Bean has suffered many a death.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    They didn't make Dinklage do backflips and acrobatics in the first season when they were at Winterhold, so I don't see a problem not doing everything 100% by the book

  • GalyGaly Registered User regular
    Book 2 spoiler everbody is talking about:
    Spoiler:

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Aww but then they'd lose the greatest line in the series.
    Spoiler:

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    this latest episode sucked due to lack of #THE_JOFF

  • blixaphonicsblixaphonics the french champagne Registered User
    i could live without
    Spoiler:
    in season 3.

    but only if it meant saving FX/CGI budget for
    Spoiler:

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    One thing they could do for Tyrion
    Spoiler:

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    i could live without
    Spoiler:
    in season 3.

    but only if it meant saving FX/CGI budget for
    Spoiler:

    they've already leaked images of that scene
    Spoiler:

    Brolo on
  • blixaphonicsblixaphonics the french champagne Registered User
    Rolo wrote: »
    i could live without
    Spoiler:
    in season 3.

    but only if it meant saving FX/CGI budget for
    Spoiler:

    they've already leaked images of that scene
    Spoiler:

    that is literally just as i imagined it. if HBO just suddenly did a flash-cut to a still image of that picture i'd be pretty satisfied. also a nice way to cut costs a bit.

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