Avengers have assembled! (pretty much just the Marvel movie thread now with some comics)

Cantido · May 2012

Delta Assault wrote: »

Cantido wrote: »

Why did that Not-F-35 have a machine gun from World War 1?

F-35 NEEDS MORE DAKKA

Huh?

Are you talking about the Quinjet? It had a minigun.

The one shooting at Hulk.

the_Frollo · May 2012

evilthecat wrote: »

in regards to coulson:

Spoiler:

I'm soooo happy he's dead. I couldn't stand his smug little annoying self from scene 1. Shame he couldn't have died more painfully

*Hulk grabs you and smashes you around like a rag doll*
"Puny hater".

Cantido · May 2012

There were a couple of comments "DATASS" in my theater during Loki's interrogation.

Lucascraft · May 2012

My movie watching experience was ruined by a bunch of girl drama. I don't know if I like this movie or not, because at the time I was viewing it I was so angry, hurt, and betrayed that I couldn't even concentrate on the movie.

AManFromEarth · May 2012

jdarksun wrote: »

I missed a one liner by Hulk near the end. Spoilers, obviously.

Spoiler:

Loki to Hulk: "I am a god!"
Hulk thrashes the shit out of Loki, flailing him like a rag doll.
Hill to Loki: <something>

The theater was cheering too loudly for me to hear.

Spoiler:

Caedere · May 2012

Yeah, thanks, our theater had the same reaction, so I missed it as well. :^:

TehSpectre · May 2012

Whedon stable cameos:

Spoiler:

Also,

Spoiler:

Edd · May 2012

Regarding that spoiler:

Spoiler:

TehSpectre · May 2012

nope

BloodySloth · May 2012

evilthecat wrote: »

in regards to coulson:

Spoiler:

I'm soooo happy he's dead. I couldn't stand his smug little annoying self from scene 1. Shame he couldn't have died more painfully

You're a monster.

evilthecat · May 2012

BloodySloth wrote: »

evilthecat wrote: »

in regards to coulson:

Spoiler:

I'm soooo happy he's dead. I couldn't stand his smug little annoying self from scene 1. Shame he couldn't have died more painfully

You're a monster.

*dancing in the streets*

Tomanta · May 2012

Avengers pulled in $80.5 million on Friday, making it the second largest opening day ever (under the last Harry Potter).

Fun, depressing fact: The three movies below Avengers are all Twilight.

TehSpectre · May 2012

I actually IMDB'd the first one after noticing the 2nd one.

I wanted to see if I had missed any.

Louie · May 2012

Edgar wright tweeted this twitpic.com/9hnn6t yay

TehSpectre · May 2012

That just further improves the likelihood of my conspiracy theory.

TehSpectre · May 2012

jdarksun wrote: »

That looks more like

Spoiler:

Ant Man than Vision.

I believe that

Spoiler:

Harry Dresden · May 2012

TehSpectre wrote: »

jdarksun wrote: »

That looks more like

Spoiler:

Ant Man than Vision.

I believe that

Spoiler:

Ant Man creates Vision...right?

Spoiler:

TehSpectre · May 2012

Harry Dresden wrote: »

TehSpectre wrote: »

jdarksun wrote: »

That looks more like

Spoiler:

Ant Man than Vision.

I believe that

Spoiler:

Ant Man creates Vision...right?

Spoiler:

No, Ultron does. In the comics anyway.

Oops.

Well, it isn't that big of a leap if they just decide to have him create big V.

I stand by my crazy longshot.

azith28 · May 2012

Depends on which ant-man your talking about.

Cantido · May 2012

Tomanta wrote: »

Avengers pulled in $80.5 million on Friday, making it the second largest opening day ever (under the last Harry Potter).

Fun, depressing fact: The three movies below Avengers are all Twilight.

Don't worry, soon The Hobbit will come out and people will reach *good* childrens books.

ResIpsaLoquitur · May 2012

Edd wrote: »

Regarding that spoiler:

Spoiler:

It would be very, very cheap to bring back Coulson now. He went out in about the best way a lowly mortal can generally hope for in a battle between varying degrees of God, and he's central to the team's unification. Any attempt to revive him would only diminish the short but endearing run that character enjoyed.

Spoiler:

I haven't seen this come up as a favorite funny moment, but:

Spoiler:

DoctorArch · May 2012

I saw this last night and I was very, very happy. What a fun movie.

Maz- · May 2012

TehSpectre wrote: »

Whedon stable cameos:

Spoiler:

Alexis Denisof (Wesley from Buffy & Angel) was The Other. (Creepy teeth dude)

Enver Gjokaj (Victor from Dollhouse) was a random cop that Cap interacted with during the final action scene.

Also,

Spoiler:

Crave Online wrote:

CraveOnline: Joss Whedon is also a master of killing off beloved characters. I’m actually a little worried about you.

Clark Gregg: Yeah, I’ve read this! I’ve read this. I’m flattered that people care, but I wish they would stop saying this because they’re going to put it in somebody’s mind! I’m talking to them about doing Iron Man 3 right now, and somebody’s going “Maybe Agent Coulson should die,” and I’m like, “Hey, hey, hey! This is the best job I’ve ever had! Stop talking about killing Agent Coulson off.”

CraveOnline: (Laughs) – Fair enough.

Clark Gregg: No, no, no. I talked to Joss Whedon early on. I said “Hey, why is everyone saying this?” And he said, “Yeah, I’ve done that before. Don’t worry. You’re safe.”

Consiracy theory ahoy!

Coulson gets turned into Vision.

It's a long shot, but wouldn't that be awesome?

Whaaat, really? Damn, I missed that.
He isn't exactly easy to recognize in that getup, but still.

ResIpsaLoquitur wrote: »

I haven't seen this come up as a favorite funny moment, but:

Spoiler:

When Cap pulls out a roll of cash and hands Fury a $10, my group busted up. It was far enough from the set up that you could have forgotten about it, and just perfectly timed and played.

Man, people in my showing totally missed that. I was almost the one that laughed at first, a few joined in after 3 seconds of awkward silence :oops:

Hamurabi · May 2012

Maz- wrote: »

ResIpsaLoquitur wrote: »

I haven't seen this come up as a favorite funny moment, but:

Spoiler:

When Cap pulls out a roll of cash and hands Fury a $10, my group busted up. It was far enough from the set up that you could have forgotten about it, and just perfectly timed and played.

Man, people in my showing totally missed that. I was almost the one that laughed at first, a few joined in after 3 seconds of awkward silence :oops:

Just so I'm clear...

Spoiler:

ResIpsaLoquitur · May 2012

Hamurabi wrote: »

Maz- wrote: »

ResIpsaLoquitur wrote: »

I haven't seen this come up as a favorite funny moment, but:

Spoiler:

When Cap pulls out a roll of cash and hands Fury a $10, my group busted up. It was far enough from the set up that you could have forgotten about it, and just perfectly timed and played.

Man, people in my showing totally missed that. I was almost the one that laughed at first, a few joined in after 3 seconds of awkward silence :oops:

Just so I'm clear...

Spoiler:

This was because he didn't believe he carrier could actually fly?

Spoiler:

DiannaoChong · May 2012

Yeah the theater had awkward silence when that happened to us as well, but they caught on about 3 seconds after Fury took it. I think Fury's initial look at what he was doing spawned the confusion as well, but was well played, just not a good way to show the audience.

Matrias · May 2012

TehSpectre wrote: »

Whedon stable cameos:

Spoiler:

Alexis Denisof (Wesley from Buffy & Angel) was The Other. (Creepy teeth dude)

Enver Gjokaj (Victor from Dollhouse) was a random cop that Cap interacted with during the final action scene.

Also,

The guy who plays Gunn in Angel is also one of the civilians getting interviewed on TV.

projectmayhem · May 2012

I just came, all over the place.

Masume · May 2012

Serious amounts of fanboy jizz all over the theater, and I squealed like a goddamn girl through all of it. Kudos to all the writers involved, because they gave *everyone* ample screen and development time and *also* included all of the characters/lore from their individual sidemovies, while at the SAME time developing Clint and Natasha, setting them up for their own possible movies in the future. Seriously Marvel has outdone themselves again and again, and aside from Nolan's help DC had better get their ass in gear and have WB give them their own studio or some shit.

Also, the dumbasses who didn't like Whedon's direction for Wonder Woman must be kicking himself in the ass right now.

The only thing I can say was just missing, or outright cut out was :

Spoiler:

Best scene? Yeah, everything the Hulk did along with the surprise villian at the end. Really though, everything about this movie was perfect.

The_Spaniard · May 2012

Spoiler:

AManFromEarth · May 2012

The_Spaniard wrote: »

Spoiler:

So Thanos' grin was in reference to an inside joke that only comic book fans would get. I mean average movie goers would get it on one level, but we get it on a totally different and much better level.

I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Masume · May 2012

AManFromEarth wrote: »

The_Spaniard wrote: »

Spoiler:

So Thanos' grin was in reference to an inside joke that only comic book fans would get. I mean average movie goers would get it on one level, but we get it on a totally different and much better level.

I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Spoiler:

AManFromEarth · May 2012

Masume wrote: »

AManFromEarth wrote: »

The_Spaniard wrote: »

Spoiler:

So Thanos' grin was in reference to an inside joke that only comic book fans would get. I mean average movie goers would get it on one level, but we get it on a totally different and much better level.

I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Spoiler:

The alien said to assault Earth would be to court death. Well, Thanos already courts death...literally. He worships death, desiring to be her mate/lover whatever.

Nice.

The_Spaniard · May 2012

AManFromEarth wrote: »

The_Spaniard wrote: »

Spoiler:

So Thanos' grin was in reference to an inside joke that only comic book fans would get. I mean average movie goers would get it on one level, but we get it on a totally different and much better level.

I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Spoiler:

Edit: Damn it, beaten like a red headed step child.

TehSpectre · May 2012

Masume wrote: »

Serious amounts of fanboy jizz all over the theater, and I squealed like a goddamn girl through all of it. Kudos to all the writers involved, because they gave *everyone* ample screen and development time and *also* included all of the characters/lore from their individual sidemovies, while at the SAME time developing Clint and Natasha, setting them up for their own possible movies in the future. Seriously Marvel has outdone themselves again and again, and aside from Nolan's help DC had better get their ass in gear and have WB give them their own studio or some shit.

Also, the dumbasses who didn't like Whedon's direction for Wonder Woman must be kicking himself in the ass right now.

The only thing I can say was just missing, or outright cut out was :

Spoiler:

The Widow's sting. She obviously powered the bracelets up but I never saw her actually *use* them. Not a big deal, but since they made it obvious I figured they had a scene with her using them that got cut out.

Best scene? Yeah, everything the Hulk did along with the surprise villian at the end. Really though, everything about this movie was perfect.

She zapped one of the not-skrulls with it.

Matrias · May 2012

AManFromEarth wrote: »

The_Spaniard wrote: »

Spoiler:

So Thanos' grin was in reference to an inside joke that only comic book fans would get. I mean average movie goers would get it on one level, but we get it on a totally different and much better level.

I WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Spoiler:

Masume · May 2012

TehSpectre wrote: »

Masume wrote: »

Serious amounts of fanboy jizz all over the theater, and I squealed like a goddamn girl through all of it. Kudos to all the writers involved, because they gave *everyone* ample screen and development time and *also* included all of the characters/lore from their individual sidemovies, while at the SAME time developing Clint and Natasha, setting them up for their own possible movies in the future. Seriously Marvel has outdone themselves again and again, and aside from Nolan's help DC had better get their ass in gear and have WB give them their own studio or some shit.

Also, the dumbasses who didn't like Whedon's direction for Wonder Woman must be kicking himself in the ass right now.

The only thing I can say was just missing, or outright cut out was :

Spoiler:

The Widow's sting. She obviously powered the bracelets up but I never saw her actually *use* them. Not a big deal, but since they made it obvious I figured they had a scene with her using them that got cut out.

Best scene? Yeah, everything the Hulk did along with the surprise villian at the end. Really though, everything about this movie was perfect.

She zapped one of the not-skrulls with it.

I must have missed it in the chaos then, all I kept seeing her use was the not-skrull staff laser things. Time to go see it a second time!

Atlas in Chains · May 2012

If I knew where to find some gamma rays I'd totally take a bath in them just on the off chance that they *might* turn me green, let alone make me a Hulk.

AManFromEarth · May 2012

Atlas in Chains wrote: »

If I knew where to find some gamma rays I'd totally take a bath in them just on the off chance that they *might* turn me green, let alone make me a Hulk.

Neil deGrasse Tyson ‏ @neiltyson
The Hulk is GREEN from a potent, accidental dose of Gamma Rays. Actually, he would have died within weeks from organ failure.

DaMoonRulz · May 2012

Masume wrote: »

TehSpectre wrote: »

Masume wrote: »

Serious amounts of fanboy jizz all over the theater, and I squealed like a goddamn girl through all of it. Kudos to all the writers involved, because they gave *everyone* ample screen and development time and *also* included all of the characters/lore from their individual sidemovies, while at the SAME time developing Clint and Natasha, setting them up for their own possible movies in the future. Seriously Marvel has outdone themselves again and again, and aside from Nolan's help DC had better get their ass in gear and have WB give them their own studio or some shit.

Also, the dumbasses who didn't like Whedon's direction for Wonder Woman must be kicking himself in the ass right now.

The only thing I can say was just missing, or outright cut out was :

Spoiler:

The Widow's sting. She obviously powered the bracelets up but I never saw her actually *use* them. Not a big deal, but since they made it obvious I figured they had a scene with her using them that got cut out.

Best scene? Yeah, everything the Hulk did along with the surprise villian at the end. Really though, everything about this movie was perfect.

She zapped one of the not-skrulls with it.

I must have missed it in the chaos then, all I kept seeing her use was the not-skrull staff laser things. Time to go see it a second time!

She punched one in the back of the head with the sting, I believe. I'm pretty sure there was a zappy sound effect added.

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