I'm walking around the exterior of this super 8 to go get breakfast. I walk this past SUV limo. The last window rolls down, and some black dudes call me over. I get handed a $50 bill and told, "happy father's day, now get on outta here.".
Its a real bill too. Best way to start the day ever, I highly recommend it.
whaaaaat :O But it's not father's day?
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That is a great story in every way.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
I'm walking around the exterior of this super 8 to go get breakfast. I walk this past SUV limo. The last window rolls down, and some black dudes call me over. I get handed a $50 bill and told, "happy father's day, now get on outta here.".
Its a real bill too. Best way to start the day ever, I highly recommend it.
whaaaaat :O But it's not father's day?
I read that story and the first thing I thought is "shit, is it father's day already?!"
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
"After reading online about some of the patterns in Disney villains over the years I better understand how American society has been trained to relate to and percieve me."
"After reading online about some of the patterns in Disney villains over the years I better understand how American society has been trained to relate to and percieve me."
"After reading online about some of the patterns in Disney villains over the years I better understand how American society has been trained to relate to and percieve me."
"After reading online about some of the patterns in Disney villains over the years I better understand how American society has been trained to relate to and percieve me."
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
We had a massive thunderstorm last night. Some wonderful thunder and lightning.
Are you in Dallas?
San Antonio. First roll of thunder I heard was about 2 AM. Had woken up for no apparent reason (likely, an earlier crash).
Austin here. Rain errrywhere.
There is a certain dog who gets really upset when it rains, and we think it has something to do with how she was left outside and then eventually abandoned by her first owners.
So even some light rain causes shaking and whimpering.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
We had a massive thunderstorm last night. Some wonderful thunder and lightning.
Are you in Dallas?
San Antonio. First roll of thunder I heard was about 2 AM. Had woken up for no apparent reason (likely, an earlier crash).
Austin here. Rain errrywhere.
There is a certain dog who gets really upset when it rains, and we think it has something to do with how she was left outside and then eventually abandoned by her first owners.
So even some light rain causes shaking and whimpering.
The fire alarm causes the same reaction in my dog and I don't think I even want to know what that means for her
We had a massive thunderstorm last night. Some wonderful thunder and lightning.
Are you in Dallas?
San Antonio. First roll of thunder I heard was about 2 AM. Had woken up for no apparent reason (likely, an earlier crash).
Austin here. Rain errrywhere.
There is a certain dog who gets really upset when it rains, and we think it has something to do with how she was left outside and then eventually abandoned by her first owners.
So even some light rain causes shaking and whimpering.
The fire alarm causes the same reaction in my dog and I don't think I even want to know what that means for her
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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whaaaaat :O But it's not father's day?
I read that story and the first thing I thought is "shit, is it father's day already?!"
We had a massive thunderstorm last night. Some wonderful thunder and lightning.
So, I suppose I'll go and dye my hair black and hang around outside a supermarket.
if you wait a bit, I will have a super cute video of my cat dealing with a stray walking up to our front door ready to go
Look at the latest PA comic.
Back hair.
Thick eyebrows.
5 o'clock shadow.
Deformed nose.
Vacant, unchanging stare.
Yeah, America doesn't trust anyone from New Jersey.
@tyrannus is from new jersey
Are you in Dallas?
If you squint, Snooki's spray-on tan makes her look kinda brown.
... or orange.
Totes ORANGE
San Antonio. First roll of thunder I heard was about 2 AM. Had woken up for no apparent reason (likely, an earlier crash).
You should have already pulled the trigger.
(it oozes charm, style, and has some great design [it also has some terrible design, towards the end])
yes, yes you should
Austin here. Rain errrywhere.
There is a certain dog who gets really upset when it rains, and we think it has something to do with how she was left outside and then eventually abandoned by her first owners.
So even some light rain causes shaking and whimpering.
Make it stop! It hurts!
Shutting off pop-up notifications didn't seem to help...
I read it before you edited it you good Samaritan you.
Especially the fish. Those poor completely screwed fish.
The fire alarm causes the same reaction in my dog and I don't think I even want to know what that means for her
San Antonio won't get any thunder until the conference finals
I'd worry more about bears
That she doesn't like loud noises?
fuck this gay earth
get on gmail for a sec?
The Lisper 3D
(what do you mean)
edit: oh, you mean the camera angle