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[SE] Tube's Saturday Night Hitman 2 live stream DONE!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    Liking Lady in Red causes cancer

  • BrogeyBrogey Aca-awesome! Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Oh my God, I am dying! <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    tube, stirring up trouble; scapegoating Liiya when he called Roommate a busta. so sly.

    pooka on
    and i don't understand why i sleep all day, and i start to complain when there's no rain.
    all i can do is read a book to stay awake; it rips my life away, but it's a great escape.
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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    did... Roommate just say she doesn't have a vagina? (re: the No-Vagina Dress Code)

    pooka on
    and i don't understand why i sleep all day, and i start to complain when there's no rain.
    all i can do is read a book to stay awake; it rips my life away, but it's a great escape.
    SATAN! YO MAN | Saintees
  • TurambarTurambar I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of gunsRegistered User regular
    Hah, I knew this was going to get funny

    Your destiny haunts you, Tube

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    pooka wrote: »
    tube, stirring up trouble; scapegoating Liiya when he called Roommate a busta. so sly.

    I am clearly the victim in this set-up.

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    Sticks wrote: »
    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • BrogeyBrogey Aca-awesome! Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Liiya and Roommate, frenemies forever!

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Terminator 2 reference! I got that.

    I think

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    tube, where is my Queen

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Also disguises definitely don't work on the last level

    They just give you the option to fuck with you. Or possibly it's bad design rather than malignancy, who can know

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    god this game is bullshit

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  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    merely watching this last level is driving me insane

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    All of the dudes in this level are trained sushi chefs.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Jesus, I'm beginning to think this might be the end of Tube

    Handgimp, you're killing him, you're going to kill him dead

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  • jakobaggerjakobagger KøbenhavnRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Jesus. I had such fond memories of this game. Never going back.

    Edit: to be fair, it was like the first or second action-y video game I played.

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Poor tube. Is he drinking? I would be.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    This is ridiculous

    At least the other levels looked good in the sense that they weren't full of such complete and obvious bullshit

  • jakobaggerjakobagger KøbenhavnRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    @Lewie P's Stepdad re: my "fond" memories.

    Oh yeah, I also played the game on the lowest or next lowest difficulty. That probably helped. I'm not very hardcore, so I usually go for the lower difficulties. And I never tried to get Silent Assassin.

    But like I said, one of my first games, and my first Hitman. I liked the parts that weren't military bases where everyone shoots you if you look at them funny - the embassy, the Italian villa, the Malaysian office lobby. But I think it's possible that I liked the idea of being a hitman so much I overlooked some of all the bullshit bad design and game-breaking bugs. And I might never have completed the last level.

    In short, a combination of an under-developed taste, and rose-colored glasses. I''d never claim it was a good game, it's just I used to think your criticism was excessive. Not anymore.

    PS. also I sometimes accidentally overstate what I mean because foreign languages are hard.

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  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    I think Tube is trolling. I'm slowly going insane watching him play.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    Jesus Christ they were standing RIGHT THERE and look how long it took them to kill him. How sad.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    HAHAHAHAHAH

    HE WENT TO PISS

    AND THEY FOUND SHOT AND KILLED HIS CHARACTER WHILE HE WAS PISSING

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    I'm kind of disappointed I only managed to catch this live from the beginning of the last, most bullshit level

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Tube, if someone writes on your whiteboard with permanent marker, all you gotta do is write over what they wrote with dry erase marker and wipe it all off

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    Has Tube's roommate put on some Morrisey yet?

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    "I'm going to try this for another 40 minutes." *ominous peal of thunder*

    and i don't understand why i sleep all day, and i start to complain when there's no rain.
    all i can do is read a book to stay awake; it rips my life away, but it's a great escape.
    SATAN! YO MAN | Saintees
  • Halos Nach TariffHalos Nach Tariff Conceal Don't FeelRegistered User regular
    He went away for 30 minutes and he is still in the exact same place as he was before.

    This level is bullshit

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  • Lord_SnotLord_Snot Registered User regular
    There will be Blood Money.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Tube, did you see Sweeney Tom's guide thing on the previous page? Or is that considered cheating?

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    Sticks wrote: »
    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Fair dos! Just wondering.

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    Sticks wrote: »
    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I still enjoyed watching this, even if it was really frustrating for you

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    Man, I hope the new Hitman is good.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 I believe they disproved that on Mythbusters... Registered User regular
    I cannot wait for Tube playing Blood Money

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Hopefully Absolution is more Blood, less Assassin

    ...those titles imply the opposite of what I mean, as Blood Money has a more indepth and rewarding stealth etc. system than Assassin

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Fuuuuuck, I missed most of it. At least I can see him go through the final level.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    Break time!

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    What a gentleman!

    But when Tube fires the game back up... it's added seven extra guards, just for the hell of it

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    What a gentleman!

    But when Tube fires the game back up... it's added seven extra guards, just for the hell of it

    He finally beats the game

    And then his computer gets a virus

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    what is so custom about the Custom Rifle

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