[Wrestling Thread] We all dig crazy chicks

Nirya · May 2012

It's probably because I pay more attention to them than any other segment. There be some attractive ladies in TNA.

Sir Headless VII · May 2012

Also at the theater I saw a kid in a Jeff Hardy t-shirt. Now I am a pretty big jeff hardy mark from back in the day so its not that weird to me but this shirt was BRAND FUCKING NEW. Who buys a jeff hardy t-shirt in the last 10 years? Also this kid was too young to have been watching when jeff was good.

Psychotic One · May 2012

Sir Headless VII wrote: »

Also at the theater I saw a kid in a Jeff Hardy t-shirt. Now I am a pretty big jeff hardy mark from back in the day so its not that weird to me but this shirt was BRAND FUCKING NEW. Who buys a jeff hardy t-shirt in the last 10 years? Also this kid was too young to have been watching when jeff was good.

Jeff's sober now. He's a role model!

Correction...Jeff's a role model!

QuickSnap · May 2012

That is, honest to god, the scariest goddamn thing I have ever seen, from TNA.

And I've seen Jeff Jerrett crowned TNA-NWA champ six times.

PwnanObrien · May 2012

Well duh Quicksnap, something can't be scary and boring at the same time.

#Pipebomb?

PwnanObrien · May 2012

Botchamaia 205: Brodus Clayfighter!

Sweeney Tom · May 2012

Goldust has been future endeavored

WWE has released Dustin "Goldust" Runnels from his producer position, that's why his profile has been moved to the Alumni section on WWE.com. The release happened as a result of something that happened at the Smackdown taping two weeks ago.

The Lovely Bastard · May 2012

but

what was it

Sweeney Tom · May 2012

Nobody knows or has told

All that will be revealed is something happened two weeks ago, and now no more Goldust

Maybe he'll go back to TNA and be Black Rain

Xehalus · May 2012

damnit I was hoping he'd part of a deeper Cody arc

Nirya · May 2012

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Nobody knows or has told

All that will be revealed is something happened two weeks ago, and now no more Goldust

Maybe he'll go back to TNA and be Black Rain

Please don't even joke about this.

Sweeney Tom · May 2012

Nirya wrote: »

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Nobody knows or has told

All that will be revealed is something happened two weeks ago, and now no more Goldust

Maybe he'll go back to TNA and be Black Rain

Please don't even joke about this.

And deprive your fans of your coverage of the return of Black Rain?!

The Lovely Bastard · May 2012

goldust can't be michael douglas' greatest 80's movie

Nirya · May 2012

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Nirya wrote: »

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Nobody knows or has told

All that will be revealed is something happened two weeks ago, and now no more Goldust

Maybe he'll go back to TNA and be Black Rain

Please don't even joke about this.

And deprive your fans of your coverage of the return of Black Rain?!

Kill me right now.

PwnanObrien · May 2012

Chris Hero wrote:

First, I want to thank all my friends and fans who have gone out of their way to message me and ask about my condition. I am feeling a lot better. There is some residual soreness/stiffness; I'm just very lucky that the injury was not as bad as it could have been.

Now, for the uninformed, I will explain what happened. Last Thursday, at the FCW Arena in Tampa,

Spoiler:

I took part in a Human Cage Match v. the newest Smackdown Superstar, Antonio Cesaro. Late in the match, the action spilled to the floor and I saw an opportunity to dive onto the pile. I hurled myself out of the ring, twisting as I crossed over the top rope (this maneuver is called the High Jump Moonsault Suicida: ). This time, I came up short on the dive, landing in front of the pile, directly on top of my head . Fortunately there wasn't any dizziness or numbness to speak of. Somehow I was able to make it to my feet and finish the match (getting the W, no less, after smashing Cesaro's melon into an exposed turnbuckle).
I landed incredibly hard. Once the initial scare subsided, I had a good feeling that the injury would not be serious.

Our athletic trainer accompanied me to the Emergency Room after the show in order to rule out any potential breaks/fractures. Five hours later the x-rays had come back negative and I was diagnosed with a cervical sprain. I don't believe it to be as serious as it sounds but we are taking every precaution. I'm still coping with stiffness but, with rest and rehab, it's gotten better each day. I'm optimistic for a quick return.

I want to thank some of my opponents over the years (Ian Rotten, Arik Cannon, Eddie Kingston, Trik Davis) for helping toughen up my skull with a slew of sickening headbutts. I also want to thank Jorge "Skayde" Rivera and the Pro-Wrestling NOAH Dojo for teaching me a litany of exercises and techniques that have greatly strengthened my neck strength over the years. This is a scary situation that could have been infinitely scarier had circumstances been different.

I consider myself incredibly fortunate. In wrestling, there are a number of variables that you can't always plan for. Accidents happen and all you can hope for is to be properly prepared. My peers at FCW and the training staff were incredibly helpful to me in this instance. Unfortunately, most of the smaller wrestling organizations aren't properly equipped to handle these situations. I was amazingly lucky; the next guy might not be. Again, thanks to EVERYONE for the support. I look forward to being 100% again and making a quick return to the ring.

~KO

wirehead26 · May 2012

Great, now we'll never see Hero do that move in WWE. Although he himself will probably be wary of doing it now anyway.

The Geebs That Is A Pony · May 2012

yeah, that's what we should be taking away from this

wirehead26 · May 2012

Hey I'm glad Hero is OK it's just I'm annoyed that more than likely he'll never be allowed to do that move again.

Sweeney Tom · May 2012

So

you're annoyed that there's a less likely chance one of your favorite wrestlers will die in the ring

wirehead26 · May 2012

That's not what I'm saying at all. Part of the reason I like Hero is the way he can fly around for a guy his size.

However I will concede that's a pretty dangerous move and he'd be better off just doing a standard front flip dive out of the ring the next time that opportunity comes up. I'm still worried that they'll completely ground him after this though.

Dyvim Tvar · May 2012

wirehead26 wrote: »

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However I will concede that's a pretty dangerous move and he'd be better off just doing a standard front flip dive out of the ring the next time that opportunity comes up. I'm still worried that they'll completely ground him after this though.

There's an implication here that there is such a thing as a safe dive out of the ring. There really isn't.

Goose! · May 2012

Is there a story out there about the "undisclosed incident" from the April 24 SD taping that got Dustin canned?

wirehead26 · May 2012

Currently on WWE.com, there is a poll to "Name The Tag Team" of R-Truth and Kofi Kingston. The options include Air Truth, Ka-Boom, R-Boom, Truth in Paradise, and Air Jimmy.

I'm voting Air Jimmy.

LTM · May 2012

Trouble in ParaSpice.

Bloodsheed · May 2012

wirehead26 wrote: »

Currently on WWE.com, there is a poll to "Name The Tag Team" of R-Truth and Kofi Kingston. The options include Air Truth, Ka-Boom, R-Boom, Truth in Paradise, and Air Jimmy.

I'm voting Air Jimmy.

...

Wasn't the "Air" part of "Air Boom" Bourne/Kingston from Evan, not Kofi? Why the hell is it an option for Kofi/Truth!?

LTM · May 2012

Two and a Half Tag Champs

wirehead26 · May 2012

Just name them Team Little Jimmy.

LTM · May 2012

Jamaican Spice Connection

wirehead26 · May 2012

I might be the only one here who wants this but I hope the AW thing catches on. He'd be the Truth Martini of WWE and represent a bunch of superstars but they wouldn't always be together like say a Four Horseman type group.

ChillyWilly · May 2012

wirehead26 wrote: »

Currently on WWE.com, there is a poll to "Name The Tag Team" of R-Truth and Kofi Kingston. The options include Air Truth, Ka-Boom, R-Boom, Truth in Paradise, and Air Jimmy.

I'm voting Air Jimmy.

All of those names are pretty terrible.

I'm going to write in the answer of Little Jimmy Truthston.

wirehead26 · May 2012

In what has been a steady campaign for several weeks now, former WWE and TNA star Scott Steiner has posted yet another online rant, this time threatening to reveal embarrassing information about Eric Bischoff. Steiner had the following to say:

There you are u little b—h,bn tweeting for 4 wks now n u decide to respond when i tweeted About being at a Shoneys To Go Grand Opening….Really….Im playing poker with you and ive already told you what my hand is and the significance of 609,and the shoneys tweet Brought u out of yur hole,first off if you want to call anybody a drug abuser look no further than yur son… 609Garrett was a 140 lb non-athletic p—y in highschool,but as everybody can see he can take Everything under the sun but it hasnt improved his athletic ability,the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

Let me educate u on Shoneys,first off this wasnt a paid appearance,i was there on behalf of my friend Of 18 yrs who purchased the Shoneys Brand 6 yrs ago for around $300 million,and its no Longer a greasy fast food joint as u suggest,you would have known this if u ever went to the Tna offices Bcuz Shoneys corporate offices are also in Nashville,but as you like to brag your too high class and make Too much money to eat at a place like that,well the # 609 suggests you aint high class at all00

So for everybody that has bn tweeting me back asking what is the significance of 609 and why Chant 609 when either b—hoff enters the ring,is bcuz 609 is part of a larger # that eric owns n now Garrett is going to have to live with, The full sequence is 1:19-CR-609 and its represents b—hoffs docket # when he testified under oath In Atlanta’s Gold Club trial… More later on his exact testimony which is very revealing and humurous bcuz it shows what a Weasle he is,which i will also post on my website

b—hoff u need to worry about the crowds that Tna is drawing since u 3 assholes have taken control… 2,500 ppl were at the last ppv in nashville,the home base of Tna and alot of those were freebee’s, b—hoff cant deny anything that i tweeted about bcuz its all true,so hes trying to change the focus Saying im to old slow & boring..really check out the Ring ka King footage… That i didnt want to move over for the younger guys,all i did was try to elevate guys and pass the torch… Ask any wrestler better yet look at the tape,im not a mark like hogan and have to have creative control Bcuz ppl dont care who wins or loses,they want to be entertained,hogan living in his fantansy world Actually believes hes winning

Trust me b—hoff ,u and hogan are about to find out im the last guy you should have f–kd with… Your going to find out that payback is a b—h,both mentally n physically right now im FF’n with Your mind,and i will see u both again,and you will see how ruthless i can be,believe that

Anyone else think Steiner is taking all this just a bit too far?

LTM · May 2012

Why would anyone care about the Gold Club trial?

wirehead26 · May 2012

LTM wrote: »

Why would anyone care about the Gold Club trial?

As an Atlanta native I know that whole situation was a massive clusterfuck and I doubt anyone wants to be associated with it. Didn't Bischoff discover Bill Goldberg there?

LTM · May 2012

wirehead26 wrote: »

LTM wrote: »

Why would anyone care about the Gold Club trial?

As an Atlanta native I know that whole situation was a massive clusterfuck and I doubt anyone wants to be associated with it. Didn't Bischoff discover Bill Goldberg there?

Is that a euphemism? :winky:

Xehalus · May 2012

I hope they go with R-Boom.

That's sounds cool.

DaMoonRulz · May 2012

ChillyWilly wrote: »

wirehead26 wrote: »

Currently on WWE.com, there is a poll to "Name The Tag Team" of R-Truth and Kofi Kingston. The options include Air Truth, Ka-Boom, R-Boom, Truth in Paradise, and Air Jimmy.

I'm voting Air Jimmy.

All of those names are pretty terrible.

I'm going to write in the answer of Little Jimmy Truthston.

JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!

Hjorvarthr · May 2012

controlled frenzy

PwnanObrien · May 2012

So apparently the reason Dustin Rhodes was fired was because he booked the finish for the Titus O'neil and Darren Young vs. Yoshi Tatsu and Ezekiel Jackson tag match which saw O'neil and Young hit a powerbomb version of the Doomsday Device. Since O'neil and Young are greener than The Incredible Hulk O'neil walked away from the corner a bit and Young ended up spiking Tatsu onto his head.

LTM · May 2012

Yeah, that finish was terrible. Darren Young needed to go top rope, not second, and Titus needed to not kill Yoshi.

DaMoonRulz · May 2012

Somewhat Wrestling related. Always nice to see a wrestler in a positive light.

Penny Arcade

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