What would be your ultimate slam dunk??

Dex Dynamo · May 2012

I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again

Peas · May 2012

Tonkka · May 2012

Dex Dynamo wrote: »

I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again

D:

Zephyr · May 2012

i would turn into the ball and dunk myself

Kwoaru · May 2012

The only winning move is not to dunk

Matey · May 2012

Dex Dynamo wrote: »

I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again

my god i love this

Dex Dynamo · May 2012

I would pretend like I was Shaq from the end of the movie Steel, when he had to free-throw a grenade into a vent to save everyone

Except instead of free-throwing it, I would dunk it

And instead of a grenade, it would be a basketball

But Judd Nelson would probably still be involved

Abracadaniel · May 2012

The Aristocrats: NBA Edition

Mr Fuzzbutt · May 2012

I would try to follow the ball through the hoop headfirst but get stuck halfway.

PiptheFair · May 2012

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

who is the best dunker of all time?

for money it's got to be dr. j, even if his dunks are not flashy by modern standards, it is literally impossible for any basketball player to ever be as cool as dr j

wilt chamberlain

Dex Dynamo · May 2012

PiptheFair wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

who is the best dunker of all time?

for money it's got to be dr. j, even if his dunks are not flashy by modern standards, it is literally impossible for any basketball player to ever be as cool as dr j

wilt chamberlain

The dude apparently hired an expert to come into his home and tell him where the most sexual energy was located

He then built a triangular hot tub in that spot (the most sexually potent shape, apparently)

This is to say you are correct, Pip

PiptheFair · May 2012

Dex Dynamo wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

who is the best dunker of all time?

for money it's got to be dr. j, even if his dunks are not flashy by modern standards, it is literally impossible for any basketball player to ever be as cool as dr j

wilt chamberlain

The dude apparently hired an expert to come into his home and tell him where the most sexual energy was located

He then built a triangular hot tub in that spot (the most sexually potent shape, apparently)

This is to say you are correct, Pip

wilt was the realest motherfucker ever

Dubh · May 2012

MrMonroe wrote: »

as Bill Clinton, with 16 bit sound, the ball literally on fire, and from my own free throw line

Yes

YES

Nerdgasmic · May 2012

I would fission the ball into its component atoms and simultaneously dunk those atoms through every net in the galaxy

Grey Ghost · May 2012

John Hodgman toured Chamberlain's house and talks about that hot tub in one of his books

Man I'm talking a lot about Hodgman tonight

Nerdgasmic · May 2012

Never stop

TankHammer · May 2012

I would leap off the balcony and stuff the ball into the basket. THEN in the same motion I would pull the backboard and rim clean off the supports and dunk that whole contraption into the opposite basket before my feet touched the ground.

Then I'd donate the proceeds from the footage to cure childhood illnesses.

satansfingers · May 2012

i would quietly say "dunks are worth two points" and then shoot two free throws

in this scenario i play in the wnba

Zombies Tossed My Salad! · May 2012

I would dunk the sun into a black whole and create the most righteous singularity ever in the history of basket ball

Vann Diras · May 2012

satansfingers wrote: »

i would quietly say "dunks are worth two points" and then shoot two free throws

in this scenario i play in the wnba

Hahaha

Ahahahahahaha

Beasteh · May 2012

crwth wrote: »

i'd shit on the ball

smear the shit covered ball all over my body -- esp. my dick + nuts

then do three back flips, while shit covered and also shitting and pissing at the same time, and take that shit ball to the rim

Makershot · May 2012

Grey Ghost wrote: »

John Hodgman toured Chamberlain's house and talks about that hot tub in one of his books

Man I'm talking a lot about Hodgman tonight

That's perfectly fine, Hodgman is an excellent dude

Makershot · May 2012

Vann Diras wrote: »

satansfingers wrote: »

i would quietly say "dunks are worth two points" and then shoot two free throws

in this scenario i play in the wnba

Hahaha

Ahahahahahaha

Good fundamentals, it's more interesting to watch that way

CrackedLens · May 2012

Make like @Keith

Show up

Make thread

Disappear for 3 months

Bendery It Like Beckham · May 2012

I'd get me some Reagan masks, Drive up in my bitchen Camaro, Man dunk that cat, party hard.

Tox · May 2012

I'd make like Reagan and give all the basketballs to the wealthy and let them trickle down into the baskets.

Bendery It Like Beckham · May 2012

:^:

I'd make like Obama and support dunking hoops in to other hoops

Kuribo's Shoe · May 2012

I'd make like Andrew Jackson and beat the ball through the hoop with a hickory stick while standing on the back of a native american

NotoriusBEN · May 2012

Nobody's posted this dunk? Because this is how I'd do it

Bendery It Like Beckham · May 2012

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

I'd make like Andrew Jackson and beat the ball through the hoop with a hickory stick while standing on the back of a native american

I'd make like Andrew Jackson and dunk the fed.

Volucrisus Aedrius · May 2012

I am laughing so hard at Dex's post.

My god.

Tonkka · May 2012

I want to slam dunk my apartment management in to my butthole.

Eat my shit you fuckers.

Volucrisus Aedrius · May 2012

Tonkka what is up my good man

Why are your apartment managers being such shitters?

Tonkka · May 2012

I just got a letter that my rent is increasing.

This is that last thing that I need in my life right now.

So.

Slam dunking heads into my dumper.

Dex Dynamo · May 2012

Grey Ghost wrote: »

John Hodgman toured Chamberlain's house and talks about that hot tub in one of his books

Man I'm talking a lot about Hodgman tonight

That is where I learned about the hot tub!

That Is All is a treasure

PiptheFair · May 2012

Tonkka wrote: »

I just got a letter that my rent is increasing.

This is that last thing that I need in my life right now.

So.

Slam dunking heads into my dumper.

Mortal Sky · May 2012

the hoop is a black hole
the ball is a cepheid variable
slam that shit so hard, it creates a quasar

Arang · May 2012

I am dressed up as a classy english gentleman, and the ball is done up like a tea bag, and the basket is a tea cup

and I run up to the basket and I run up a set of foreign players and dunk it

but when the ball hits the floor explodes and inside is not tea but instant coffee, and I rip off my english coat and reveal the good old stars and stripes tattooed on my chest

and I rip off my english trousers and GOD BLESS AMERICA is tattooed on my ass

Vivixenne · May 2012

this dunk was a thing in Western Australia:

mainly because the dude dunking is not a basketball player, but is instead a promising young Aussie Rules Football ruckman who plays for one of the WA teams

Beasteh · May 2012

god that vid has the absolute creepiest comment i have ever read in my entire life

@ janelle Moore ... Is that your real name? Haha careful princess. Basketball is slowly fading away in Australia. Which is great it is such a boring sport. O and don't forget ..... I know your name.....

Penny Arcade

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