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[Phalla] Heroes - Volume 1: Origins

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  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Turn me into a company member.


    And uhh, don't restart because Kovak is asstarded. Or because Karl is asstarded.

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I personally don't care which way we go with this. Part of me wants this to be reset because this is one of the few universes I know anything at all about. On the other hand, you learn by playing, and Kovak certainly learned something

    I guess what I'm trying to say is !vote Bogey

  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited July 2007
    So, ye in the topic, what do you think?

    Personally I would honestly go for a clean slate, hopefully remind the Company and some other group to jesus christ not share information with people you don't know, and try again, but really, it was entirely Kovak's fault...

    I'll leave it up to you.

    There's piss all over the sandbox, I vote to clean it out and start fresh.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So, ye in the topic, what do you think?

    Personally I would honestly go for a clean slate, hopefully remind the Company and some other group to jesus christ not share information with people you don't know, and try again, but really, it was entirely Kovak's fault...

    I'll leave it up to you.

    I would honestly reboot the game, dude. So many bad feelings already and I like the core game you have going.

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Yeah Carl, don't try and butthurt me by saying I'm not sneaky.

    Wasn't my fault.

    (btw how was it getting turned down by an asian, I heard they have little to no standards)
    whoa now :C

  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am sooo confused >.<

    I knew the context behind the last Phalla. Here I'm just lost...

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, restart, this is gayer than Christmas.

  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    this isnt even a fuck up its just people getting ahead

    which is like

    how games

    are played

    It seems more like taking advantage of people who are maybe less experienced at phalla, or maybe don't have a great background knowledge of Heroes...

    I think a restart probably makes the most sense. The dynamics of the game seem really cool and intricate, and it would suck to waste those with one weird incident.

    However, sometimes that IS how a game goes, and on top of which, you withheld information from us that we know have (win conditions, groups, etc), do you think that changes the balance much? I mean, perhaps it's Company posturing to save their asses, but they are pointing a lot of fingers at Linderman, which I didn't even know were around before this started, so obviously gameplan changes.

  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeaaaah...

    Honestly, think I am going to do that.

    and just for clarity's sake, Kovak, when you get a secret role like that don't tell the next person you come across. Jesus.

    Guess I'll get putting up a Take 2 topic and rerandomizing the roles. XD

    so, one minute.

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Although I would come back to life if we restarted I guess. Except not as a rad secret agent. Hmmm.

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Yeah Carl, don't try and butthurt me by saying I'm not sneaky.

    Wasn't my fault.

    (btw how was it getting turned down by an asian, I heard they have little to no standards)
    whoa now :C

    Don't worry man, just save up some money and get one of those asian real dolls. I hear they feel pretty close to the real thing.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I vote for a reboot. Just repick everything. Oh, and someone to replace Nap.

  • JohnHamJohnHam Famous Actor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lawl

    hope I get a role this time kekekekeke

  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I do have reserves...>_>

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I vote to restart the game. It is highly unfair now for the others. Anyone who is a civilian can now jsut vote off the list and boom they win.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I vote for a reboot. Just repick everything. Oh, and someone to replace Nap.
    Because I got two different people to reveal the Company?

    And because I said the game was poorly planned?

    Yes, I'm clearly an asshole.

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Although I would come back to life if we restarted I guess. Except not as a rad secret agent. Hmmm.

    Yeah, I inorite?

    I've never been an important person and probably never will again. :(

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Kovak, you need a world class dunce cap for this one.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AkimboLegs wrote: »
    this isnt even a fuck up its just people getting ahead

    which is like

    how games

    are played

    It seems more like taking advantage of people who are maybe less experienced at phalla, or maybe don't have a great background knowledge of Heroes...
    , or someone who was your FRIEND, or someone who actually had a chance with an asian chick...

    *sigh* I vote restart, and I even had a badass role too. :cry:

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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Heh, okay.

    It seems we have a lot of people unfamiliar with the show here, so let's see if we can break it down generally for the people unfamiliar. (Also, go watch Heroes, it's good candy.)

    These are probably the following groups and win conditions that we know so far. Keep in mind that in the show, the overall story arc is to stop a nuclear bomb from destroying New York, and I don't want to get too spoilery, but we have to if we're playing. So:

    Regular citizens - stop the Company (?), stop the bomb?
    The Heroes - stop the Company, defeat Sylar, stop the bomb?
    Sylar - nom nom nom i in ur branz eting u power
    The Company - arrest some number of Heroes, defeat Sylar (?), stop the bomb?
    The Linderman Group - Make the bomb go off.


    The last part is the big thing. It implies surviving to the end and possibly getting control/killing/keeping alive the people who could be the bomb.

    With that in mind, if the outing of the Company is accurate, first of all there are some seriously gullible folks over heah. :o That aside, I can also buy that the Linderman Group is the real sleeper threat here.


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    Spoiler:
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I vote for a reboot. Just repick everything. Oh, and someone to replace Nap.
    Because I got two different people to reveal the Company?

    And because I said the game was poorly planned?

    Yes, I'm clearly an asshole.

    <3

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Yeah Carl, don't try and butthurt me by saying I'm not sneaky.

    Wasn't my fault.

    (btw how was it getting turned down by an asian, I heard they have little to no standards)
    whoa now :C

    Don't worry man, just save up some money and get one of those asian real dolls. I hear they feel pretty close to the real thing.
    why do you even know about this

    also

    people getting their panties in a bunch because a game is progressing not in their favor is hilarious

    also

    i love the phrase "panties in a bunch"

  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    M'not going to boot anyone, I don't think.

    But jesus, folks, don't just talk to anyone.

    Just sayin'.

    Going to rerandom them now.

  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I vote for a reboot. Just repick everything. Oh, and someone to replace Nap.
    Because I got two different people to reveal the Company?

    And because I said the game was poorly planned?

    Yes, I'm clearly an asshole.
    GTFO.

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  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Although I would come back to life if we restarted I guess. Except not as a rad secret agent. Hmmm.

    Yeah, I inorite?

    I've never been an important person and probably never will again. :(

    And you were so good at being a total cunt this time too.

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    AkimboLegs wrote: »
    this isnt even a fuck up its just people getting ahead

    which is like

    how games

    are played

    It seems more like taking advantage of people who are maybe less experienced at phalla, or maybe don't have a great background knowledge of Heroes...

    it was a bit of both

    also that i trust karl way too much

  • KrummithKrummith DJ Logic I'm looking for another song on the radioRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seems Hylian has decided.

    Whee, starting from scratch!

  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Let this be a lesson to you. And never do it again. :P

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So I guess the lesson is this:

    NEVER TALK TO ME

    AND ALSO KILL ME ON THE FIRST NIGHT

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    So I guess the lesson is this:

    NEVER TALK TO ME

    AND ALSO KILL ME ON THE FIRST NIGHT

    Admittedly, I was the one who killed you this time.

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well I am using my awesome powers to wipe all your minds of this night.

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Yeah Carl, don't try and butthurt me by saying I'm not sneaky.

    Wasn't my fault.

    (btw how was it getting turned down by an asian, I heard they have little to no standards)
    whoa now :C

    Don't worry man, just save up some money and get one of those asian real dolls. I hear they feel pretty close to the real thing.
    why do you even know about this

    also

    people getting their panties in a bunch because a game is progressing not in their favor is hilarious

    also

    i love the phrase "panties in a bunch"

    I know about it because sometimes friends say shit they shouldn't.

    Your ego is so big right now there is no point in trying to say I'm not butthurt. You feel so cool right now.

  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I vote for a reboot. Just repick everything. Oh, and someone to replace Nap.
    Because I got two different people to reveal the Company?

    And because I said the game was poorly planned?

    Yes, I'm clearly an asshole.

    The game is not poorly planned. Don't confuse what you expect with what you get.

    Getting the info you did, however, was pretty damn good. Or your targets were incredibly trusting.


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    So I guess the lesson is this:

    NEVER TALK TO ME

    AND ALSO KILL ME ON THE FIRST NIGHT

    But what if you are the seer again?

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User
    edited July 2007
    i told naporeon because i knew he would tell everyone

    it was a good strategy

    strategy

    as in

    something you do

    to win

    hurf

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Although I would come back to life if we restarted I guess. Except not as a rad secret agent. Hmmm.

    Yeah, I inorite?

    I've never been an important person and probably never will again. :(

    I've never been one period. So quit your bitching.

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  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    I vote for a reboot. Just repick everything. Oh, and someone to replace Nap.
    Because I got two different people to reveal the Company?

    And because I said the game was poorly planned?

    Yes, I'm clearly an asshole.

    The game is not poorly planned. Don't confuse what you expect with what you get.

    Getting the info you did, however, was pretty damn good. Or your targets were incredibly trusting.

    Not really trusting, more of asstarded. Karl had spread that info to every single player in the game.

  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't know how you all operate over here, but that's pretty funny. :p


    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Spoiler:
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i told naporeon because i knew he would tell everyone

    it was a good strategy

    strategy

    as in

    something you do

    to win

    hurf

    And also to lose harder than a donkey on viagra?

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