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[TRENCHES] Tuesday, May 29, 2012 - Interstitial

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited May 2012 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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Can you bend the log?

Anonymous

Games change over the course of development. They add things. They tweak things.

They mostly cut things.

Time. Space. Regulations about religious symbols. They don’t always say why either. And often times it’s hard to keep up with all the content that’s been cut.

I was assigned a Test Plan for a game that had a lot of content cut. The test plan told me where to go and how to play the game, and I had to follow it precisely for testing purposes.

“Go to point A, collect power up B. Confirm power up B is in Inventory…. ” You get the idea.

Being an automated form, I had to answer every direction and check with a response, even about content that was cut in the levels still in the game.

One of the first levels involved building a saw to cut up a Log blocking your way. By the time I had worked on it, the log had ceased to exist for 4 months. Half the questions on the level involved this Log.

“Get on top of the log.” “Cut Log with saw” “Find power-up beneath Log.”

I had to go through this level over and over to test it according to the plan, and every single time I had to give the same response. I gave it so many times that I put it into a wordpad file and copy & pasted the response.

“There is no Log…”

It got old fast, but this was my job the whole day…

“There is no Log…”

“There is no Log….”

“There is no Log….”


Posts

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Do not try to bend the Log...

    I'm having trouble parsing the "It's leads back to me" sentence.

  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
    edited May 2012
    Just lop off the 's and it works fine. Or change 's to 'll.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Do not try to bend the Log...

    I'm having trouble parsing the "It's leads back to me" sentence.

    He is very angry.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I predict that:
    Spoiler:

  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    F.O.B sees all and knows all.

    Hisao? What's the word for when it feels in your heart that everything in the world is alright?
    .

    # paweaboo Talk about the animu's with friendly people on SLASHnet.
  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    'Interstitial'?

    Is it me or are the comic titles trying to get as unrelated to the subject as possible lately?

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Main guy (forgot the name!) is conflicted, because he doesn't want Cora straight ruing the day but the leak is not in his interest. He occupies the interstitial space between the rock of messing Cora up and the hard place of the ongoing leak!

    Fuck off and die.
  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    This is gonna end up with him getting someone else fired, isn't it?

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  • Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    Nah. It will transpire that Rarley did it in the five minutes he wasn't working there as a prank or something.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    I predict they somehow pin it on the boss's mismanagement who then declares everything bullshit and swept under the rug.

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Just lop off the 's and it works fine. Or change 's to 'll.
    "It'll leads back to me"

    Patch 4.3 wrote:
    In patch 4.3 we’re changing the daily battleground (BG) to reward 100 conquest for a win (up from 25). In addition, every non-rated BG that you win will also give you 50 conquest.
    YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
    edited May 2012
    forty wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Just lop off the 's and it works fine. Or change 's to 'll.
    "It'll leads back to me"
    Then get rid of "leads" and replace it with "interstitially rebound".

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  • SmrtnikSmrtnik Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Main guy (forgot the name!) is conflicted, because he doesn't want Cora straight ruing the day but the leak is not in his interest. He occupies the interstitial space between the rock of messing Cora up and the hard place of the ongoing leak!
    I sense a Scylla and Charibdis comic coming.

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