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What is your pipe dream, SE

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited June 2012 in Social Entropy++
So most of us probably have some kinda dumb unrealizable ambition lurking in the back of our brains, perfect world scenarios in which you get to do what you want and be all successful and shit

i was thinking, what kind of aspirations do other people have

my fantasy is one day going into diplomacy and parlaying that experience into a political career, but as my posts clearly illustrate, that is probably not practical. what are ya'lls silly bullshit desires for the scope of your lives

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Having sex with a k-pop idol

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Become a pilot.

    Oh, and win a few million in the lottery.

    godmode on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Owning a harem.

    edit: of k-pop idols of course

    TheStig on
    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    I thought this was a #pipe thread.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Owning a harem.

    gary?!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Become a famous writer.

  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    writing the indisputable great american novel

    then denying the pulitzer/nobel prize then withdrawing into hermitdom cause everyone is terrible

    balerbower on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Two chicks at once.

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    stand up comedy

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Get a husband, adopt two kids, buy a hamster, and have enough money that I never have to worry about being homeless while still being able to get nice things for said family every now and then.

    It ain't exactly exotic, yes, but I'm not exactly exotic myself.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I wanted to teach English.

    Now I just want to be a decent person.

    PIPE DREAMS.

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I want to be a funny columnist/writer guy

    or run a successful site or something

    just be able to support myself in a creative field with some level of renown because I crave attention

    Scudo on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    getting the oil to the end of the pipeline

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2012
  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    Write a fantasy novel

    Stand up comedy

    Create an animated series

    Live without a car and without debt

    Just drawing comics is probably the most doable goal! I don't know anything about voice acting or filming or animating

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I want to know what love feels like.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Enough money I don't have to do anything work-like unless I want to

    Some sheep, an alpaca or two, goats, skills to make cheese and yarns

    And a pony

    Usagi on
  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    bummer broken pipe dream: escape my crippling depression and stop being a sack of shit everyday

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    balerbower wrote: »
    bummer broken pipe dream: escape my crippling depression and stop being a sack of shit everyday

    oh hey you got this one too

    i also have: be a pretty lady that isnt lonely

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    balerbower wrote: »
    bummer broken pipe dream: escape my crippling depression and stop being a sack of shit everyday

    i suspect a unifying theme in this thread will be failure

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    live in a spooky mansion and be able to laze around forever without having to worry about anything

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    world famous street dancer

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    balerbower wrote: »
    bummer broken pipe dream: escape my crippling depression and stop being a sack of shit everyday

    Hello me.

  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    everytime I close my eyes

    pipework.jpg

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Owning a harem.

    edit: of k-pop idols of course

    this

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I saw an article on Yahoo! about an abandoned Submarine base for sale.

    I'd like to live there, probably work online.

    If there are wife and kids in the equation they would probably not enjoy it nearly as much as I would though so it'd probably be my summer home or something.



    Oh and I'd like to be able to sit back and retire in my 50s without a care in the world except "Where'd I put that bone white paint? I've got models to finish."

    Huntera on
  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Avraham wrote: »
    everytime I close my eyes

    pipework.jpg

    i watched this shit for HOURS as a kid

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Serious answer: Host of a radio show.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Buy a 50ft yacht and sail the Mediterranean living the life of luxury

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Have a bunch of servants who are afraid to look me in the eye.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    a precision blow to the head that irreparably damages the part of the brain that feels fear and/or anxiety

  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    balerbower wrote: »
    bummer broken pipe dream: escape my crippling depression and stop being a sack of shit everyday

    you can do it

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    I want sunshine and a large body of water to swim in.

    you ever just float around for a few hours? pure bliss.

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Have a bunch of servants who are afraid to look me in the eye.

    Pretty sure that's what love feels like so you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone here.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Man, I'd want my servants to be happy. If I were super rich, I'd want all the people around me to be super happy, and I would buy lots of happiness for them.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    a precision blow to the head that irreparably damages the part of the brain that feels fear and/or anxiety

    I know a guy

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    anyone who has brain problems or motivation problems, read 'scattered minds'

    is good

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Have a bunch of servants who are afraid to look me in the eye.

    Pretty sure that's what love feels like so you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone here.

    Awesome.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Avraham wrote: »
    everytime I close my eyes

    pipework.jpg

    God I hate checking pipe runs

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