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What is your pipe dream, SE

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    So when is food going to be in pill form?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Up Job wrote: »
    anyone who has brain problems or motivation problems, read 'scattered minds'

    is good

    is it helpful if these problems don't stem from ADD?
    i believe so if you keep an open mind towards neurological/developmental origins of mood disorders. i think it's fairly generalizable if you treat ADD as an analogue

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I dream of one day considering myself responsible enough to own a pet

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    a marijuana and espresso shop of the highest caliber and culture

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    I think the best job ever would be the guy that introduces boxers and ufc fighters and yells things before a fight.

    So I would like to do that job.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Isoldae wrote: »
    I think the best job ever would be the guy that introduces boxers and ufc fighters and yells things before a fight.

    So I would like to do that job.

    i'd want to do movie trailers

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I want to be an extra in a movie.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    World travel. All expemses paid.

    Who will take me under their worldly wing?

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want to be an assistant to an extra in a movie.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want to visit, in no particular order...

    All the states, Canada, Europe, Japan.

  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    I want to kiss Alison Brie

    I want to kiss all the good looking people

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I want to spend an extended period of time in France.
    I enjoy the language and I love the feeling of being stupidly outside of my comfort zone.

    Just have to find a program where I can get either art or sociology credits studying abroad for a year...

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Avraham wrote: »
    I want to kiss all the good looking people

    what if I don't wanna kiss you

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  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Avraham wrote: »
    I want to kiss all the good looking people

    what if I don't wanna kiss you

    though you may become successful, famous, worldly, the perfect image of a self-made man, every night before you go to sleep you will be unable to remove the quiet shadow of regret

    Avraham on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I wanna get paid to make shitty jokes about videogames

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    a family


    ha ha! just kidding

    metalworking

  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want sell puns for 1 dollar a piece.

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    I want to sustain myself on sports production jobs, which is basically impossible. That, or land a TV photog job in Denver or Seattle or something.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    i want to fight muhammed ali

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want to take classes like these: Creative writing, Photography, and History.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I want a million dollars

    that's really it, once money isn't a problem I am set

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    Super powers, the money to get a degree in psychology, or just the funds to be able to live my life just wandering around the world.

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I want sell puns for 1 dollar a piece.

    i would make a fucking KILLING doing this

    i know this chick named ruth and i have over 10 awful pun-based nicknames for her

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    a street-legal replica of the Mach 5

    They made one of those you know.

    And a cool one with all the gadgets.


    I'd like to be a writer.

    In the absurdist realms of fantasy I would love to just be an adventurer. Going around the world solving crimes and punishing criminals with elaborate traps. Only my plane , a dog , and a trusty pistol to keep me company.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    When I was in middle school we had to write a "what would you do with a million bucks?" paper.

    I decided that I wanted an early 90s Porche 911 and a re-painted military cargo plane that was outfitted like a luxury loft apartment (I don't think I fully knew what a million dollars could/couldn't buy). When I got bored of living in one place I'd just fly somewhere else.

    It's basically the airborne version of owning a yacht and sailing the world.

    I wonder how much that lifestyle would ACTUALLY cost?

  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    I want to organize a successful multimillion dollar heist

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Joolander wrote: »
    I want to organize a successful multimillion dollar heist

    when you pull it can I have one million of your dollars

    Dichotomy on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    my pipe dream is running my own tv show I guess

    like, big budget, creative control, whatever

    I'd probably be real bad at it though

  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    that depends

    will you be one of the major players?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    If I were a millionaire.

    I would get a fancy classic car, and a nice suit, and several burlap sacks full of 20s.

    and drive around downtown... Handing out the sacks...

    Saying "You didn't see nothin"

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    that depends

    will you be one of the major players?

    I dunno that's awfully risky isn't it

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    my pipe dream is running my own tv show I guess

    like, big budget, creative control, whatever

    I'd probably be real bad at it though

    The Geebs That Is A TV Show Host

  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote:
    So most of us probably have some kinda dumb unrealizable ambition lurking in the back of our brains, perfect world scenarios in which you get to do what you want and be all successful and shit

    i was thinking, what kind of aspirations do other people have

    my fantasy is one day going into diplomacy and parlaying that experience into a political career, but as my posts clearly illustrate, that is probably not practical. what are ya'lls silly bullshit desires for the scope of your lives
    I ain't givin away my secret plan on the internet nice try!!!

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Henroid wrote: »
    my pipe dream is running my own tv show I guess

    like, big budget, creative control, whatever

    I'd probably be real bad at it though

    The Geebs That Is A TV Show Host

    It'll be Dirty Jobs style, Geebs travels across the world trying his hand at various well-known and unknown trades.

    Every episode name is a variant of "The Geebs That Is A..."

    Gatsby on
  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    that depends

    will you be one of the major players?

    I dunno that's awfully risky isn't it

    no risk no reward

    so

    awfully risky, awfully large reward

    also you have to wear a suit

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    a million dollars is so much money i can't think of anything to do with it

    i would poop on it i guess? i would write a check worth a million and poop on it, and whoever eats the poop gets the million dollars

    Local H Jay on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    well now I have to do that, thanks for ruining my pipe dreams buttheads

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    someone i can really just spiral down into the depths of codependency with

    haha, yeah

    I want to fast forward to that part of a relationship where we're both riffing on Food Network in our pajamas and sleeping with our retainers in. trying to keep up appearances is draining.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    well I mean it depends on how much you rob doesn't it

    like if you rob a billion dollars couldn't I just earn a million by wearing a suit and standing outside the bank

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