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Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
I don't care if you never come home, I don't mind if you just... keep rolling away on a distance sea cause' I don't love you and you don't love me.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Guys, don't you get it? This one time when I was six, I played Mario Bros., and I haven't left the couch since! And now I have thumb-cancer!
    You also have a bedsore bigger than your actual body.

    I have a blog. Read it. Blog-reading makes you pretty and popular.
  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    And who the fuck was drinking my beer?

    :oops:

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Now ewoks. Now there's some corny creatures I can get behind. Say what you want about them, but they have so much more soul than these cynical late-90s kids copouts.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What...what is your avatar Elendil?

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What...what is your avatar Elendil?
    Anju from Majora's Mask.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What...what is your avatar Elendil?

    I can't believe you just said that!

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    heh... today is my ex's mothers birthday, who passed away about 2 or 3 years ago. I met her when I was still with this girl.

    this chick broke up with me right before new years.

    I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.

    But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    What...what is your avatar Elendil?
    Anju from Majora's Mask.

    It looks so weird on you. I read a post of your over in G&T and I'm thinking "Who is that?" and was confused when I read the name...
    James wrote: »
    What...what is your avatar Elendil?

    I can't believe you just said that!

    My secret shame unveiled. Never owned a N64 and haven't gone back to it now with the Wii. I suppose this mean I need to turn in my fanboy card at the door.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    I just got back from seeing Knocked Up - that is a really sweet movie.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    I just got back from seeing Knocked Up - that is a really sweet movie.

    It really was. You should also see Ratatouille.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Fuck Majora's Mask. I'm not playing a Zelda game with a time-limit.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Al_wat wrote: »
    heh... today is my ex's mothers birthday, who passed away about 2 or 3 years ago. I met her when I was still with this girl.

    this chick broke up with me right before new years.

    I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.

    But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.
    Not being a dick to someone feeling bad about their mother's death is usually considered a good thing.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    I just got back from seeing Knocked Up - that is a really sweet movie.

    It really was. You should also see Ratatouille.

    It's about a rat that wants to be a chef.

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    James wrote: »
    New title!

    Lumbergh [chat] Her!

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


    You've been pulling this for so long I think somebody ought to give it to you.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    New title!

    Lumbergh [chat] Her!

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


    You've been pulling this for so long I think somebody ought to give it to you.
    What does it mean, anyway?

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    heh... today is my ex's mothers birthday, who passed away about 2 or 3 years ago. I met her when I was still with this girl.

    this chick broke up with me right before new years.

    I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.

    But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.
    Not being a dick to someone feeling bad about their mother's death is usually considered a good thing.

    Turning to someone you dumped for emotional support isn't terribly considerate, though. That's what friends are for.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    I just got back from seeing Knocked Up - that is a really sweet movie.

    It really was. You should also see Ratatouille.

    It's about a rat that wants to be a chef.

    I wish I could be a chef, but the market for vegetarian chefs who don't drink is marginal, and I wouldn't be satisfied in any case.

    But oh, if I were someone else how happy I would be to toil over the bread and the soup.

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    heh... today is my ex's mothers birthday, who passed away about 2 or 3 years ago. I met her when I was still with this girl.

    this chick broke up with me right before new years.

    I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.

    But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.
    Not being a dick to someone feeling bad about their mother's death is usually considered a good thing.

    I know, I just thought to myself what would she do in the same position...

    And thus I couldn't do it.

    Oh well, honestly, any desire to be spiteful just shows lingering feelings that I should deal with in more constructive ways.

    Like trying to have sex with other chicks.

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    New title!

    Lumbergh [chat] Her!

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


    You've been pulling this for so long I think somebody ought to give it to you.

    No, that was Fencingsax. I'm just substituting for him.

    edit: Richy, it's about Office Space.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    heh... today is my ex's mothers birthday, who passed away about 2 or 3 years ago. I met her when I was still with this girl.

    this chick broke up with me right before new years.

    I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.

    But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.
    Not being a dick to someone feeling bad about their mother's death is usually considered a good thing.

    I know, I just thought to myself what would she do in the same position...

    And thus I couldn't do it.

    Oh well, honestly, any desire to be spiteful just shows lingering feelings that I should deal with in more constructive ways.

    Like trying to have sex with her mom.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    heh... today is my ex's mothers birthday, who passed away about 2 or 3 years ago. I met her when I was still with this girl.

    this chick broke up with me right before new years.

    I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.

    But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.
    Not being a dick to someone feeling bad about their mother's death is usually considered a good thing.

    Turning to someone you dumped for emotional support isn't terribly considerate, though. That's what friends are for.

    Actually now that I think of it I did kind of tell her this.

    I said "I feel for you but you really shouldnt come to me for emotional support. You should talk to (name of dude she is seeing now) "

    Thats about as much spite as I could muster. I dont even know if there really was any in there.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    What...what is your avatar Elendil?
    Anju from Majora's Mask.

    It looks so weird on you. I read a post of your over in G&T and I'm thinking "Who is that?" and was confused when I read the name...
    I made a batch of MM avs recently. Something about this one just seems to work.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    heh... today is my ex's mothers birthday, who passed away about 2 or 3 years ago. I met her when I was still with this girl.

    this chick broke up with me right before new years.

    I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.

    But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.
    Not being a dick to someone feeling bad about their mother's death is usually considered a good thing.

    Turning to someone you dumped for emotional support isn't terribly considerate, though. That's what friends are for.

    Actually now that I think of it I did kind of tell her this.

    I said "I feel for you but you really shouldnt come to me for emotional support. You should talk to (name of dude she is seeing now) "

    Thats about as much spite as I could muster. I dont even know if there really was any in there.

    That's not spite, it's common-fucking-sense.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fuck Majora's Mask. I'm not playing a Zelda game with a time-limit.
    MM is the best game ever.

    I want that engraved on my gravestone. Just to make sure the message keeps getting out.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah.

    On the plus side its also my sisters birthday today.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    I made a batch of MM avs recently. Something about this one just seems to work.
    It is very striking. You have a knack for finding good avatars.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Yeah.

    On the plus side its also my sisters birthday today.

    :winky:

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If only you knew.

    Her jugs are the size of large cantelopes, and she is not a fat person.

    The only positive thing I can gleam from that is... hey, at least I have good genes.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    someone once said i had a knack for AVs. it delighted me.



    hmm. should I drink the last of my scotch or save for a more auspicious occasion then getting home and being bored?

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Al_wat wrote: »
    If only you knew.

    Her jugs are the size of large cantelopes, and she is not a fat person.

    The only positive thing I can gleam from that is... hey, at least I have good genes.

    So...

    [Edit]
    Seriously, though, what did you get her?

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
    McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
    McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
    McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    If only you knew.

    Her jugs are the size of large cantelopes, and she is not a fat person.

    The only positive thing I can gleam from that is... hey, at least I have good genes.

    So...

    [Edit]
    Seriously, though, what did you get her?

    Because if you didn't get her anything, you could always get her laid instead. I still have some beer. Enough to make me pretty.
    Spoiler:

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You people and your hatred of womens' spines.

    --

    My dad is apparently going to suggest some soon-to-be-evicted Christian woman that she should consider moving in with me.

    This can only lead to tears.

    Muhah.

    --

    VC, it's too bad I don't share other people's images, and that the image never stays up for longer than a few months to ward off stalkers, but oh man, my best friend's legs. Like milk being poured.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fuck Kyle Farnsworth you miserable waste of a pitcher ugh.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    How much would one of those Toshiba 3x3x9 nuclear reactors cost? And how hard would it be to get a permit which would legally turn out to let me have it in Australia, without quite saying what it is?

  • Che GuevaraChe Guevara __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    You people and your hatred of womens' spines.

    --

    My dad is apparently going to suggest some soon-to-be-evicted Christian woman that she should consider moving in with me.

    This can only lead to tears.

    Muhah.

    Whats wrong with Christian women?

    Some Christian women were once Catholic schoolgirls.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, I want one of these.

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man, there's nothing wrong with Christians.

    Fundies of any religion tend to be retarded though.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i'm fairly good friends with a christian girl that i'm pretty sure doesn't believe in evolution.

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  • Che GuevaraChe Guevara __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, I want one of these.

    I wonder how small you could possibly make that.

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