As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options
Deepfried [Chat] with bacon on top
Al_wat
Registered User regular
Registered User regular
I don't care if you never come home, I don't mind if you just... keep rolling away on a distance sea cause' I don't love you and you don't love me.
Al_wat on
0
This discussion has been closed.
Posts
Lumbergh [chat] Her!
:oops:
I can't believe you just said that!
this chick broke up with me right before new years.
I knew she would come to me for emotional support today, being that I knew her mother. I felt like saying the line I posted in the OP to her.
But I didn't. I either have no spine, or just don't have a big enough stick up my ass to be a dick on this day to her.
It looks so weird on you. I read a post of your over in G&T and I'm thinking "Who is that?" and was confused when I read the name...
My secret shame unveiled. Never owned a N64 and haven't gone back to it now with the Wii. I suppose this mean I need to turn in my fanboy card at the door.
It really was. You should also see Ratatouille.
It's about a rat that wants to be a chef.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
You've been pulling this for so long I think somebody ought to give it to you.
Turning to someone you dumped for emotional support isn't terribly considerate, though. That's what friends are for.
I wish I could be a chef, but the market for vegetarian chefs who don't drink is marginal, and I wouldn't be satisfied in any case.
But oh, if I were someone else how happy I would be to toil over the bread and the soup.
I know, I just thought to myself what would she do in the same position...
And thus I couldn't do it.
Oh well, honestly, any desire to be spiteful just shows lingering feelings that I should deal with in more constructive ways.
Like trying to have sex with other chicks.
No, that was Fencingsax. I'm just substituting for him.
edit: Richy, it's about Office Space.
Actually now that I think of it I did kind of tell her this.
I said "I feel for you but you really shouldnt come to me for emotional support. You should talk to (name of dude she is seeing now) "
Thats about as much spite as I could muster. I dont even know if there really was any in there.
That's not spite, it's common-fucking-sense.
I want that engraved on my gravestone. Just to make sure the message keeps getting out.
On the plus side its also my sisters birthday today.
:winky:
Her jugs are the size of large cantelopes, and she is not a fat person.
The only positive thing I can gleam from that is... hey, at least I have good genes.
hmm. should I drink the last of my scotch or save for a more auspicious occasion then getting home and being bored?
So...
[Edit]
Seriously, though, what did you get her?
McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
McNuggits, McNuggits (What!)
Because if you didn't get her anything, you could always get her laid instead. I still have some beer. Enough to make me pretty.