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Awesome: 'If given the option, would you become a vampire?' by Nerdgasmic

NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
im the sex lich

who wants to see my prophylactery

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  • freelancerbobfreelancerbob UKRegistered User regular
    I bet he gets a boner when looking at the hot necromancer girls.

    What is this thing that is happening here.
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Death Groupie Registered User regular
    I bet he gets a boner when looking at the stone cold ladies.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    All of these puns are sure to bring a grave punishment.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Ask me about them!Registered User regular
    If the stakes get much higher we'll all be punished.

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    Ugh, this pun tree pales in comparison to some of the other ones I've seen.

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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Too much rig-mortis-marole.

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Too much rig-mortis-marole.

    That attempt at a pun was absolutely morbid.

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    No lobbyist wants onion dick.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    I agree. These puns are dead to me.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    I agree. These puns are dead to me.

    I don't know, I think they've urned a few laughs.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    These puns have no bite to them.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    These puns have no bite to them.

    No, but they sure suck.

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    these are just rotten, you maggots better quit spoiling everything.

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    these are just rotten, you maggots better quit spoiling everything.

    They're really starting to decay.

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  • Triple BTriple B Registered User regular
    Well a pun tree is always a big undertaking, but I think we've killed it at this point.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Triple B wrote: »
    Well a pun tree is always a big undertaking, but I think we've killed it at this point.

    They always rise again.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Triple B wrote: »
    Well a pun tree is always a big undertaking, but I think we've killed it at this point.

    They always rise again.

    Yeah but at this rate the original post is going to be buried.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Then we just have to exhume it.

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    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • Space CoyoteSpace Coyote Registered User regular
    Some of these puns are a little too cryptic.

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  • DarklyreDarklyre Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    Then we just have to exhume it.

    Afterwards, of course, we'll have to preserve it.

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  • Triple BTriple B Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    What do you call a terrorist working at a morgue?

    Triple B on
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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Triple B wrote: »
    What do you call a terrorist working at a morgue?

    Your link seems to be broken. I fixed it for you though.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    I am laughing way too much at prophylactery. It's so stupid, and it has no right to be that funny.

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