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  • SkulloSkullo Registered User regular


    Relevance begins around 2:17

    Skullo on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I freeball all day every day because of PROBLEMS

    I have to do the opposite of this, if they hang too low I literally cannot stand up for longer than a half hour

    for me it is contact. the less contact my wang has with anything, the better.

    sex is...interestingly masochistic

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    This thread was made for me

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I freeball all day every day because of PROBLEMS

    I have to do the opposite of this, if they hang too low I literally cannot stand up for longer than a half hour


    for me it is contact. the less contact my wang has with anything, the better.

    sex is...interestingly masochistic

    I have no issues with sex proper, just some sort of issue with bloodflow

    3 guys with 70_ shared years of experience have tried to figure out what it is and have failed

    oh welllll

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    this is a song that is about my balls

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  • The BetmanThe Betman Are you afraid of God, Booker? No. But I am afraid of you.Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I freeball all day every day because of PROBLEMS

    I have to do the opposite of this, if they hang too low I literally cannot stand up for longer than a half hour


    for me it is contact. the less contact my wang has with anything, the better.

    sex is...interestingly masochistic

    I have no issues with sex proper, just some sort of issue with bloodflow

    3 guys with 70_ shared years of experience have tried to figure out what it is and have failed

    oh welllll

    actual quote from doctors: 'dude what is up with your balls'

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Righty is bigger than lefty. It's been that way since late middle school, and I've had a ... whatever that scan they do for pregnant gals? on it. Which was really weird feeling.

    It's just liquid, harmless, but it's gotten big enough that it's never really loose anymore, and I have to get that shit taken care of, but dammit I can't fully shake the nervousness of having sharp things down there.

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    hey @Javen

    post yer balls, my man

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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it
    Stabbed in the back by those you trusted most.

    Et tu, balls?

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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it
    Stabbed in the back by those you trusted most.

    Et tu, balls?

    I done some stabbing with my balls before

    if you know what I mean

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I freeball all day every day because of PROBLEMS

    I have to do the opposite of this, if they hang too low I literally cannot stand up for longer than a half hour


    for me it is contact. the less contact my wang has with anything, the better.

    sex is...interestingly masochistic

    I have no issues with sex proper, just some sort of issue with bloodflow

    3 guys with 70_ shared years of experience have tried to figure out what it is and have failed

    oh welllll

    have you tried accupuncture?????

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Dux wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it
    Stabbed in the back by those you trusted most.

    Et tu, balls?

    I done some stabbing with my balls before

    if you know what I mean

    :^:

    http://magnusdux.tumblr.com/
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it

    so what you're saying is

    you didn't have the balls to be a spy?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    is it true that if you press your ear against a male ball you can hear the ocean of regret

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it

    so what you're saying is

    you didn't have the balls to be a spy?

    oh my god

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it

    so what you're saying is

    you didn't have the balls to be a spy?
    Bravo sir.

    http://magnusdux.tumblr.com/
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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    I freeball all day every day because of PROBLEMS

    I have to do the opposite of this, if they hang too low I literally cannot stand up for longer than a half hour


    for me it is contact. the less contact my wang has with anything, the better.

    sex is...interestingly masochistic

    I have no issues with sex proper, just some sort of issue with bloodflow

    3 guys with 70_ shared years of experience have tried to figure out what it is and have failed

    oh welllll

    have you tried accupuncture?????

    the only noise i made when reading this is akin to what I sounded like when I learned that someone had stolen my identity when I was in boot camp

    Hullis on
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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    is it true that if you press your ear against a male ball you can hear the ocean of regret

    yeah that's real

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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it

    so what you're saying is

    you didn't have the balls to be a spy?

    much in the same way life is a pain in the dick for you

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    guys what's the best ball feeling you've ever experienced

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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    guys what's the best ball feeling you've ever experienced

    gettin blown on a zamboni

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    i don't like having my balls played with

    not that it actively bothers me, but it just doesn't do anything for me and honestly that time would be better spent elsewhere

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    hullis you a true bro

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    i don't like having my balls played with

    not that it actively bothers me, but it just doesn't do anything for me and honestly that time would be better spent elsewhere
    whoa

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay I'm Catbug! Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    guys what's the best ball feeling you've ever experienced

    i once put my balls on the washing machine

    oh yeah

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    guys what's the best ball feeling you've ever experienced

    a drunk girl headbutting me in the nuts+dick on her way to giving me a beejer

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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    hullis you a true bro

    back at you, dog

    yo we gotta do a special camp counselling sometime

    I'm working shifts as a butcher at night on weekends but we gotta do dis thing

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    I just told @Javen he could post his balls if he wants to

    But that I wouldn't recommend it

    @stareosarus said the opposite.

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  • The BetmanThe Betman Are you afraid of God, Booker? No. But I am afraid of you.Registered User regular
    gettin some mouth to balls action is p cool

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I just told @Javen he could post his balls if he wants to

    But that I wouldn't recommend it

    @stareosarus said the opposite.

    You can't do it

    But she recommends it?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    hullis you a true bro

    back at you, dog

    yo we gotta do a special camp counselling sometime

    I'm working shifts as a butcher at night on weekends but we gotta do dis thing

    yo we can do it tuesday night

    I got off on wednesday

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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    fellas, balls bouncing off a thick booty

    best feeling, or BESTEST feeling

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Dux wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    I just get so goddamned bummed out because I had a chance to be a fucking spy and having it ruined by my own testicles seems


    i dunno what it seems like, but I don't like it
    Stabbed in the back by those you trusted most.

    Et tu, balls?

    I done some stabbing with my balls before

    if you know what I mean

    that sounds incredibly painful!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    once i got my balls thoroughly squirted on

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    real talk

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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    hullis you a true bro

    back at you, dog

    yo we gotta do a special camp counselling sometime

    I'm working shifts as a butcher at night on weekends but we gotta do dis thing

    yo we can do it tuesday night

    I got off on wednesday

    I'll hit you up with my schedule or something I'm working my balls off (hohohoh) this week, mostly at night

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    one time I was trimmin my balls and got a little too close and whoops there goes a chunk of skin

    looked like the goddamn end of Psycho

    blood swirling down the drain

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