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Mass Harrier Effect- gotta get that gear (Extended Cut out now)

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    god likes the incisor

    quetzalcoatl does, too

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Not a nice person fucking boredRegistered User regular
    nope

    because the incisor treads on the territory of their brother god

    INDRA, GOD OF STORMS

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I haven't been blessed with one of those yet


    anyway, that's not true

    quetzal and yaweh think indra's a dick

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Not a nice person fucking boredRegistered User regular
    fully automatic sniper rifle

    repent before you get blown away

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  • ComradebotComradebot Lord of Dinosaurs Hunts Vegas, TXRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I haven't been blessed with one of those yet


    anyway, that's not true

    quetzal and yaweh think indra's a dick

    And Thor will punch him in it.

    With a hammer.

  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    plus side: just took a female quarian engineer with a viper into a gold round with two salarian infiltrators with geth plasma shotguns and topped the scoreboard

    downside: the round isn't over and I just got instakilled by a banshee



    but the turret is incredible now

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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    yaaay

    more arc pistol buffs!

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    plus side: just took a female quarian engineer with a viper into a gold round with two salarian infiltrators with geth plasma shotguns and topped the scoreboard

    downside: the round isn't over and I just got instakilled by a banshee



    but the turret is incredible now

    did you go with shock and rocket, or what

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  • GrogGrog Registered User regular
    Pubbies rant
    Spoiler:

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    they can keep buffing the arc pistol all they want it still sucks

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    an uncharged arc pistol hits like a phalanx

    a charged arc pistol hits like a carnifex

    and it's heavier than both of them and has a slower rate of fire

    there are some god damn turd weapons in ME3

    they've buffed the arc pistol like four times since the game came out and it is still shit!

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Pony wrote: »
    they can keep buffing the arc pistol all they want it still sucks

    you hate the incisor

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    they can keep buffing the arc pistol all they want it still sucks

    you hate the incisor

    yes because it is shit

  • AntimatterAntimatter Not a nice person fucking boredRegistered User regular
    they're both bad guns

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i feel like some of the guns in this game are basically "mastery traps"

    like they might look good on paper or you might think you've got a really clever strategy with them

    but ultimately they're just markedly inferior to other guns that do the same things, only better

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    I get that nerd is playing up his incisor fetish for laughs now, but I seriously don't understand how anyone can like it even a little bit

    Whatever it does, other guns do far better and with less hassle

    Explain to me, nerd

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  • StiltsStilts Villager Comes to Town Registered User regular
    So, did the buff make the Viper any good?

    Or is it still the equivalent of pelting your foe with spitballs?

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    If you have the Valiant, why use the Viper?

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    an uncharged arc pistol hits like a phalanx

    a charged arc pistol hits like a carnifex

    and it's heavier than both of them and has a slower rate of fire

    there are some god damn turd weapons in ME3

    they've buffed the arc pistol like four times since the game came out and it is still shit!

    no

    the arc pistol was actually pretty good even before this little buff
    the uncharged arc pistol hits weaker than a phalanx but it also has an incredible rate of fire
    and an uncharged arc pistol hits slower and harder than a carnifex
    and if it's at X you've got just as much of a 200% recharge rate as you would with the carnifex!

    it's basically "do you want to do the single precise shot better, or have the versatility to spew bullets if you want to"

    but the arc pistol is not bad

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    like okay

    consulting this here:
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0ArNVjEsDluBFdF84WkZjc2ozQ2VrTUhkcFR2ZWc5bWc&output=html

    i am comparing the incisor to other sniper rifles

    and even other assault rifles

    and i just

    why in god's name would you use this piece of shit

  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    the viper is now the avenger of sniper rifles

    it's not the best, obviously, but it's a solid little gun, and if you've got it at X then you're rolling with 190% recharge speed

    and more importantly it is a sniper rifle and fits neatly with the operative gear

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  • -Tal-Tal $399 No DRMRegistered User regular
    what's a Viper to a Valiant

    what's a Valiant to an Indra

    what's an Indra to an Incisor

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  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    If you have the Valiant, why use the Viper?

    because your valiant is going to be Level Shitty because it's so rare and also the viper is way lighter?

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Valiant I > all of those at X

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Not a nice person fucking boredRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    what's an Indra to an Incisor

    a god to a single member of the mob

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  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    I am seriously conflicted here

    because now that the sentry turret's base damage is good, that 40% bonus to it at rank 3 means a lot more
    and that is further boosted by the rank 5 perk, which makes it shred armor

    on the other hand, the shock attack is a thousand damage every two seconds in a 5-meter radius

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    That's 1000 force, isn't it? Not 1000 damage.

    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    according to that spreadsheet, the incisor has comparable dps to most snipers

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    That's 1000 force, isn't it? Not 1000 damage.

    huh, so it is


    fuck you shock attack

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    i thought it was 1000 force, not straight damage

    how does force translate i've never known

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    according to that spreadsheet, the incisor has comparable dps to most snipers

    yeah if you can hit with that high-recoil piece of shit and that comparable DPS comes at using an inferior gun

    like i'd rather use a mantis than an incisor

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer PUNISHED SNAKE PASSING ON THE ENDLESS SPIRAL OF REVENGENACE TO THE NEXT GENERATIONRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    If you have the Valiant, why use the Viper?

    because your valiant is going to be Level Shitty because it's so rare and also the viper is way lighter?

    um heh heh excuse me heh but I wouldn't call the valiant IV "level shitty" 8-)

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2012
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    according to that spreadsheet, the incisor has comparable dps to most snipers

    yeah if you can hit with that high-recoil piece of shit and that comparable DPS comes at using an inferior gun

    like i'd rather use a mantis than an incisor

    the recoil really isn't that bad

    and, at the least, you have to admit that the incisor is better than the geth plasma smg

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    drunk on the power of my new turret, I figured I would court danger

    equipped an incisor
    searched for a gold game


    ended up alone in a lobby with a guy with an N7 of 5919

    he is staring at me for my weapon choice and judging me and this was a bad idea

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    WeII now you gotta do weII

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  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    he actually started babbling incomprehensibly at me over his mic and I got flustered and fled because nobody else had joined in five minutes

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    You Iet him win

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  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    you know, before this round, I had never actually used the incisor



    and now I never will again

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? room 215Registered User regular
    I used the Incisor once

    In single player

    That was enough for me to wonder why it exists

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  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    I mean people make jokes but fuck I had no idea it was that bad

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