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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    maybe you could make it into a bag or something

    Turn it into a leather cover for your memoirs.

    The Necronomicion according to Lud.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i bet a bible bound in human skin would be pretty boss

    make christianity cool again

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    jon lovitz is the most feminine jew in the closet since anne frank

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    or maybe I could just call it "My Diiiiiick"


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    maybe you could make it into a bag or something

    Turn it into a leather cover for your memoirs.

    It shall be called

    "Anne Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn, A Memoir About Someone Who Lived Way Longer Than Anne Frank"

    Finally, someone with the courage to stick it to Anne Frank.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Ludious wrote: »
    or maybe I could just call it "My Diiiiiick"
    more of a pamphlet really

    Elendil on
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mangy stray kitten is still here in the back yard. He's hiding under the diving board where it's shady. I called up the two closest animal shelters and they said they were both full so now, besides giving him a rug to sleep on and bowls of milk and water, I don't know what to do with this cat. Another 2 days and he'll be a corpse.

    If you feel the animal has developed a fever from the mange and may die, let me know and I will pay for the treatment if you can keep an eye on the little bugger until he's better.

    @emnmnme

    The vet's not open tomorrow for the 4th but I'm calling other shelters. If those are full, I'll call animal control and the SPCA and see what they have to say. The kitten doesn't have a fever but he is half-starved and probably needs to see a vet and get a bath.



    Please just let me know if it's necessary.



    @Thomamelas


    You know, now that I think about it, I think I know where this came from.

    She came by the other day and was in a super pissy mood but didn't act on it. I think she noticed that

    1> I have a new 50' LCD TV
    2> I have several new guitars
    3> I have several new guitar amps
    4> I've had time and money to bust my ass in the gym
    5> I have a new iPhone




    I dunno. Maybe seeing that brought up the shit she had to say today. Only thing I can think of. Caveats, though. Gym is cheap, room mate bought the LCD on his credit card, new amps given to me by a friend who was sent off to rehab, and iPhone was given to me by work.

    But I can see how it may reinforce a certain impression.


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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    or maybe I could just call it "My Diiiiiick"
    more of a pamphlet really

    I have you know I am inches long.

    INCHES I tell you.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    I used to smoke Camel Unfiltered.

    Surprised I'm not dead.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    or maybe I could just call it "My Diiiiiick"
    more of a pamphlet really

    I have you know I am inches long.

    INCHES I tell you.
    (rounded up)

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    vari we were talking about the pros and cons of becoming a beautiful lady

    it does have the disadvantage of the risk of being raped

    and fearing being raped

    and getting sexually harrassed and assaulted in hurtful ways - and fearing that

    the fear is what I can visualize the best

    I can see what it would take out of my life

    like I walked around a desolate park in the middle of the night yesterday. And I walked all over town. The worst thing I can think of happening to me, is a drunk guy getting aggressive with me, and that ain't really scary. I can handle that so nothing comes of it, most likely. And if not, I've broken bones before. Ain't no thang.

    I don't want to walk around with fear.

    and if I'm at a party, with basically no-one I know, that's either awesome if they're awesome, or usually amusing and hilarious if they're really not my kind of people - but at the very least, interesting in a drunk people-watching way.

    The worst I have to fear at a stranger's house is their shitty taste in music and them being boring.

    I don't want to fear strangers because I don't trust them to behave like men 'round a lady.


    so yeah I think I'll stick with being a man

    it is working out pretty good so far

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    being raped would be terrible

    I guess that's a reasonable response to talking about wanting to be a beautiful man or woman

    There's a whole spectrum of unwanted sexual attention. At one end, you have subtle flirting or people asking you politely if you'd like to go out; at the other end you have felonies like kidnapping and the r-word. And in between you have everything from stalkers to to sexual harassment to random people grabbing you or trying to pull your pants down in public.

    I mean, I like polite appreciation, even when it's from people I don't really find attractive. That's great, when they tell me nicely and then bow out gracefully when I establish lack of interest. That kind of attention is flattering.

    Robos said "Scumbag dudes would make the experience way uncomfortable for you," and, to me, that doesn't just mean catcalls or pervy pick up lines, that also means people touching you and violating your privacy in all sorts of unexpected ways.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Day Z antics: Me and my three buddies looted Stary Sobor. Then we headed west to loot the deer stands there.

    We hear a car just as we reach a deer stand. It runs over one buddy, killing him. Two guys step out and open fire. I nail one of them, but they kill the rest of us.

    C'est la vie.

    Kind of a funny-stupid way to end the evening; two minutes earlier we decided to log off, but one guy wanted to check the nearby deer stand first.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Abdhy: yeah, that's pretty much what I was saying, sorry if I came across bitchy.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • VanguardVanguard Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I'm absolutely convinced we are our avatars so

    when i read posts by feral (who drops good knowledge often)

    i'm always surprised to learn that she is not in fact a roaring cat thing with laser red eyes

    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard is the Cool English Teacher that wears sneakers, drives a convertible, and teaches at risk youth the magic of learning. He's the motherfuckin' Mary Poppins of Iambic Pentameter

    MY RPG Blog: The Earthlight Academy
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    or maybe I could just call it "My Diiiiiick"
    more of a pamphlet really

    I have you know I am inches long.

    INCHES I tell you.

    Feet would probably lead to less sex than a few inches.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    I wish I were in fact a female roaring cat thing with laser red eyes

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Wait, I didn't mean to actually type that

    is this thing on?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I'm absolutely convinced we are our avatars so

    when i read posts by feral (who drops good knowledge often)

    i'm always surprised to learn that she is not in fact a roaring cat thing with laser red eyes

    Yet more surprises are in store for you.

  • VanguardVanguard Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    That's why I use my self portrait as my avatar

    to avoid confusion

    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard is the Cool English Teacher that wears sneakers, drives a convertible, and teaches at risk youth the magic of learning. He's the motherfuckin' Mary Poppins of Iambic Pentameter

    MY RPG Blog: The Earthlight Academy
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    thom is b.d. wong

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i think it's probably ideal to be a tall, handsome white guy
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I hate menthol cigarettes.

    I'm very un-hip in my choice of cigarette and smoke lucky strike red.

    I always thought that if you smoked lucky strikes and weren't a soldier from the 40s you were probably a hipster. I'm not a big fan of unfiltered cigarettes, and Lucky Strikes tend to also be more expensive than most other cigarette brands here.

    I thought the reds were the only ones that existed, I guess the blues are light? Unfiltered light cigarette seems silly to me.

    They're filtered, here, but I don't think you can buy unfiltered. Which is silly, since rolling your own is so common.

    And the soldier from the 40s thing is exactly why I smoke 'em - when me and a mate bought a pack for the first time he chose lucky strikes because the soldiers got them for d-day. He's studying to become a history teacher.

    Lucky strikes are popular here. Luckies, followed by marlboro for men and prince for ladies, followed by prince for men and marlboro for ladies would be the order of the three most popular cigarettes here, just going with what I see

    and the blue luckies thing is the polyester flavour - but they might be a "light" variant, I wouldn't know because "light" and "mild" etc are illegal as names for 'em. Which is also kinda pointless as everyone calls a prince light a prince light.

    Oh and basically every pack of cigarettes cost exactly the same ova here.

    Interesting. Here luckies are pretty uncommon, and I think I've only ever had the unfiltered type so I assumed that's all they made. Cigarette prices vary pretty significantly, although not as much now that pretty much all of them are stupidly expensive. They also made it illegal to call them light and stuff here a couple years ago, but most people still call them that, they just usually go by color now, so marlboro lights are just called marlboro golds. Although the reds were pretty much always called reds. Never heard of Prince either, but I used to work at a little convenience sotre and half of what I did was sell cigarettes so I got to pick up on trends with regard to cigarettes and different demographics. The majority of people just smoked marlboro lights/golds though.

    Prince is a norwegian brand. I worked at a gas station and I sold more cigarettes than gas, but I can't for the life of me remember what name is printed on marlboro lights or prince mild

    also, people are so stereotypical in their smoking habits, I knew their exact order before they said it two times out of three

    middle aged woman? "20 prince mild" - with the chance of menthol cigarettes going up as the amount of money put into their clothes went up

    young women, marlboro light

    young to middle aged man luckies or marlboro

    middle aged to old man - marlboro or petterøes

    middle aged to old man in a dirty work outfit consisting of flannel shirt and jeans - Red 3 loose tobacco and/or rizla paper. and unless they had a red 3 in their chest pocket, they would buy both. Every time.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    That's why I use my self portrait as my avatar

    to avoid confusion

    Do you use a braille keyboard or just voice recognition?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Chu, one last time. Jeffery Donovan:

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    B.D. Wong:

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    If B.D. Wong, I don't wanna be wight.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • VanguardVanguard Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    That's why I use my self portrait as my avatar

    to avoid confusion

    Do you use a braille keyboard or just voice recognition?

    I actually dictate to my friend, Foggy (real name Franklin)

    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard is the Cool English Teacher that wears sneakers, drives a convertible, and teaches at risk youth the magic of learning. He's the motherfuckin' Mary Poppins of Iambic Pentameter

    MY RPG Blog: The Earthlight Academy
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote: »
    I used to smoke Camel Unfiltered.

    Surprised I'm not dead.

    We sold so few camels that I started wondering if there was an expiration date.

    Also don't worry it won't kill you now

    you'll die of a heart attack in your 50's

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Spotify for Dummies. Still, it's no:

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Feral wrote: »
    I wish I were in fact a female roaring cat thing with laser red eyes

    I hear the sex is pretty painful tho.

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  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhy: yeah, that's pretty much what I was saying, sorry if I came across bitchy.

    nah I sort of closed my eyes to the larger conversation and felt like it was a silly response to what I was saying but there was more going on

    saying "I'd love to be a really pretty lady" and getting hit with 'yeah until you get raped' just seemed out of left field but it's not actually what happened. and maybe it's not that out of left field I guess, maybe it's more necessary or appropriate than I think.

    my fault.

    Steam Profile - Variable114 | WiiU - Variable | 3DS - 3866-8105-7478
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i wonder what kind of person buys multiple For Dummies books

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    I used to smoke Camel Unfiltered.

    Surprised I'm not dead.

    We sold so few camels that I started wondering if there was an expiration date.

    Also don't worry it won't kill you now

    you'll die of a heart attack in your 50's

    :^:

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    someone should write the ten spotify commandments

    1. The queue is holy. Respect the queue.

    2. Absolutely no skipping in the middle of a song.

    3. Adding like fifty songs at a time to the queue is disrespecting the queue.

    4. Switching the queue order is disrespecting the queue.

    and then six more

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhy: yeah, that's pretty much what I was saying, sorry if I came across bitchy.

    huh? Oh, nah man, you weren't bitchy. I was just too busy saying the same stuff as you to listen

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I'm absolutely convinced we are our avatars so

    when i read posts by feral (who drops good knowledge often)

    i'm always surprised to learn that she is not in fact a roaring cat thing with laser red eyes

    bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

    tyrannus on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    speaking of cardiovascular issues and cancer, I need a smoke.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
    i like the idea that somebody somewhere reads my post in their best mental approximation of tupac wearing a pair of blingee'd shades

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i wonder what kind of person buys multiple For Dummies books

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