I'd go back to like 13. Be all, "Hey, man, maybe keep an opinion or two to yourself. Wear clothes that fit. Put some product in your hair. Perhaps listen to bands other than Tool."
Yeah, looking back on it, there are always girls flirting with you that you didn't even realize because you were busy creepin on other ladies that were not at all fucking interested.
What a shame.
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Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
Oh, right, there's no need to be so miserable about an absurd relationship that you get annihilated in some bar over it.
It's not like you're afraid of not being able to meet someone new anyway, so why in Christ's name would you even do that. PS- Something better comes along anyway.
Jackass.
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
Ten minutes after you walk into the arcade, spin around and punch that guy in the face before he sucker punches you.
All that shit you thought was important? It ain't. And that girl you're currently sure is the one. She isn't. You're 17 for fucks sake stop being a cunt.
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or Future Swill?
What spring does with the cherry trees.
a lot
stop being a dumbass and get on that
And...
I didn't pick up on it.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Never believe a single word your mother says
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
I just want you to know
all I had to do was google kpop gif to get this
maybe it won't work, oh well
Don't get a girlfriend until you find the girl you really wanna be with - otherwise you're just wasting your time for the sake of having one.
Oh, and try weed at least once. I think I'm too old to give it a first shot.
Present. She is making me weak in the knees. I said hi and said something about a trek movie I watched recently then the convo died
Yes this, but more for you than almost anyone else
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
women appreciate a man being straightforward
stop with the weed faster
that shit does not in fact make you feel better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSOJHBZQG4
What spring does with the cherry trees.
actually that was my bad, i flinched
should have kissed ya boy
I'd be smoochin 247365
And do not take her to see where you work, it is a dumb idea.
Other than that, good work, have a pizza.
Every day?
What a shame.
It's not like you're afraid of not being able to meet someone new anyway, so why in Christ's name would you even do that. PS- Something better comes along anyway.
Jackass.
Literally every day.
no
erry day
All that shit you thought was important? It ain't. And that girl you're currently sure is the one. She isn't. You're 17 for fucks sake stop being a cunt.
Oh and start doing some exercise.
Well done on the Drunk Pooro account. Those were some good times. High five.
Love,
Present Pooro
Listen. Being an adult in the future?
Rad as hell.
Then I give myself the finger and fly away
Question: Is it masturbation to make out with yourself from the past?
Further question: What about a clone?
Asking for a friend
Lord I miss it
Can I tell you a secret
It isn't.