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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    You people keep the [chat] alive, I'm outta here.

    G'night.

  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Aemilius wrote: »
    I'd wager it's that old male paradox -- you want every attractive woman on the face of the earth to throw themselves at your feet, several times daily, but never fuck anyone else ever. Which is why men are often attracted to promiscuous women (for the opportunity of easy sex), but simultaneously degrade them and hold them in very low esteem. I can't imagine men who think this way end up feeling too good about themselves, either.

    It's really just a matter of not being a total tool, and rising above your basic instincts. Use that cortex!
    I have never understood this. I personally think promiscuous women are awesome. It basically boils down to "So, you like sex? Me too! We have so much in common. Wanna fuck?"

    I mean honestly, people; who better to do it with than someone who likes sex and is enthusiastic about it?

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I have never understood this. I personally think promiscuous women are awesome. It basically boils down to "So, you like sex? Me too! We have so much in common. Wanna fuck?"

    I mean honestly, people; who better to do it with than someone who likes sex and is enthusiastic about it?

    Well, see, you're not retarded. That's pretty much the answer right there.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    My only concerns are these: Do not give me STDs, and do not cause me to "know" the haploids of another dude.

    Other than that, unless we've said "Hey, let's go exclusive and junk!," I don't care if she's still sore, because it's not really my business.

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I have never understood this. I personally think promiscuous women are awesome. It basically boils down to "So, you like sex? Me too! We have so much in common. Wanna fuck?"

    I mean honestly, people; who better to do it with than someone who likes sex and is enthusiastic about it?

    Well, see, you're not retarded. That's pretty much the answer right there.
    You'd think this shit would be, y'know, self evident. I guess I take being surrounded by reasonably intelligent people for granted. :|

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    I'd wager it's that old male paradox -- you want every attractive woman on the face of the earth to throw themselves at your feet, several times daily, but never fuck anyone else ever. Which is why men are often attracted to promiscuous women (for the opportunity of easy sex), but simultaneously degrade them and hold them in very low esteem. I can't imagine men who think this way end up feeling too good about themselves, either.

    It's really just a matter of not being a total tool, and rising above your basic instincts. Use that cortex!
    I have never understood this. I personally think promiscuous women are awesome. It basically boils down to "So, you like sex? Me too! We have so much in common. Wanna fuck?"

    Society has some pretty screwed up views concerning sex and gender roles as Aemellius has stated earlier. Oh and theirs also the inferiority complex that some of the less experienced may feel when with an experienced women.

  • GimGim Registered User
    So. Split?

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    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    So. Split?

    Uh, so long as it doesn't start with my first post it could make for a pretty interesting thread I feel.

    Well it's almost two here, night all.

  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Gim wrote: »
    So. Split?

    Nah? Seems like the other side realized their stupidity and stopped talking.

  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Oh and theirs also the inferiority complex that some of the less experienced may feel when with an experienced women.
    See, sex with an experienced woman when you are relatively inept can be a lot of fun if you find one intent on making it fun for the both of you. In my case, it was a dominant girl who liked to tell me, a somewhat submissive fellow in bed, just what to do to get her rocks off. It more or less boiled down to "baby, just sit back and relax; for the rest of the evening, you are my personal plaything."

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I have never understood this. I personally think promiscuous women are awesome. It basically boils down to "So, you like sex? Me too! We have so much in common. Wanna fuck?"

    I mean honestly, people; who better to do it with than someone who likes sex and is enthusiastic about it?

    Well, see, you're not retarded. That's pretty much the answer right there.
    You'd think this shit would be, y'know, self evident. I guess I take being surrounded by reasonably intelligent people for granted. :|

    Ding ding ding we have a winner!

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    doop doop

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Oh and theirs also the inferiority complex that some of the less experienced may feel when with an experienced women.
    See, sex with an experienced woman when you are relatively inept can be a lot of fun if you find one intent on making it fun for the both of you. In my case, it was a dominant girl who liked to tell me, a somewhat submissive fellow in bed, just what to do to get her rocks off. It more or less boiled down to "baby, just sit back and relax; for the rest of the evening, you are my personal plaything."

    Man, how long were you waiting for an opening to whip that story out?

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Hacks: When they finally perfect memory transfer, I will pay you a month's salary for that one.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I am rapidly approaching 48 hours of Beethoven recordings.

    This is most excellent.

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Oh and theirs also the inferiority complex that some of the less experienced may feel when with an experienced women.
    See, sex with an experienced woman when you are relatively inept can be a lot of fun if you find one intent on making it fun for the both of you. In my case, it was a dominant girl who liked to tell me, a somewhat submissive fellow in bed, just what to do to get her rocks off. It more or less boiled down to "baby, just sit back and relax; for the rest of the evening, you are my personal plaything."

    Man, how long were you waiting for an opening to whip that story out?
    I saw an opening, so I went for it. I don't get many opportunities to brag about my love life in here. ;-)

    @ Incenj: DEAL.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    @ Incenj: DEAL.

    Huzzah for capitalism!

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am rapidly approaching 48 hours of Beethoven recordings.

    This is most excellent.

    I guess it helps that classical music is rather long.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am rapidly approaching 48 hours of Beethoven recordings.

    This is most excellent.

    I guess it helps that classical music is rather long.
    370 tracks--with the 34 Diabelli Variations tracks tied together to keep the list from getting ridiculously annoying to navigate on my iPod.

    Though that's probably a lost cause at this point.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Oh and theirs also the inferiority complex that some of the less experienced may feel when with an experienced women.
    See, sex with an experienced woman when you are relatively inept can be a lot of fun if you find one intent on making it fun for the both of you. In my case, it was a dominant girl who liked to tell me, a somewhat submissive fellow in bed, just what to do to get her rocks off. It more or less boiled down to "baby, just sit back and relax; for the rest of the evening, you are my personal plaything."

    Man, how long were you waiting for an opening to whip that story out?
    I saw an opening, so I went for it. I don't get many opportunities to brag about my love life in here. ;-)

    Oh yeah?!? Well, uh, I've been so submissive that I was actually being penetrated! Yeah, who's jealous now?

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Aem: It's funny how many girls will sneak in hints of having penetration fetishes.

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    God. I need to have a full concerto or symphony or whatever on disk. You usually just end up with pieces of random works.

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Yeah, who's jealous now?
    A bottom who lurks on these boards and hasn't gotten any love in quite some time.

    That's about it, really.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Aem: It's funny how many girls will sneak in hints of having penetration fetishes.

    Like, penetrating the guy? Really?

    @Hacks -- :cry:

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    God. I need to have a full concerto or symphony or whatever on disk. You usually just end up with pieces of random works.
    That always struck me as weird. If you like something, wouldn't you want the rest of it?

    I mean, the third movement of the Moonlight's pretty bitchin', but no one ever hears it. Crazy.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Oh yeah?!? Well, uh, I've been so submissive that I was actually being penetrated! Yeah, who's jealous now?

    I thought you had sex with guys too, though.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    God. I need to have a full concerto or symphony or whatever on disk. You usually just end up with pieces of random works.
    You must have a sucky library. Also, Classic Cat.

    Also:
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Like, penetrating the guy? Really?

    Mn hmn.

    I assume because the male G-spot is there... or because of some association they have with it... equal intimacy or something...

    Not sure how common it is in the general population, of course, but I've seen it in fairly normal women. Usually ones who are very comfortable with sexuality.

    --

    My classical mostly comes from the radio, but the disks I find are very crappy. I don't really KNOW anything about classical other than that I like it, as I do not spend much money or effort on music.

    Also: Thanks for the link.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    What is that chart saying?

  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    I hate the naming conventions of classical music. I never know what's what.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    James wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Oh yeah?!? Well, uh, I've been so submissive that I was actually being penetrated! Yeah, who's jealous now?

    I thought you had sex with guys too, though.

    That was the joke. Like, of course Hacks isn't going to be jealous of me getting boned by a dude, but ha ha, look at me flail about trying to find something to one-up Hacks that only backfires. Ha. Ha.

    :cry:

    @Flameyhead -- that's pretty neat.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    James wrote: »
    What is that chart saying?
    Probability of precipitation.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    I've got to stop letting my girlfriend pick movies. Monster was so fucking depressing.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Aemilius wrote: »
    @Flameyhead -- that's pretty neat.

    People tend to tell me just about anything, so I learn some interesting facts about people that society just doesn't have the guts to gossip about.

    It is part of why I often act like such a jerk. Because some people tell me way too much.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    What is that chart saying?
    Probability of precipitation.

    113% chance of rain? Someone made a goof. Precip probabilities are measured as the percentage of a forecast area that is likely to receive rain, in this case 113% of your forecast area is likely to be rained on. Perhaps 13% of it will be rained on twice.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    Breakfast in Taiwan was much better than dinner in Taiwan.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    What is that chart saying?
    Probability of precipitation.

    113% chance of rain? Someone made a goof. Precip probabilities are measured as the percentage of a forecast area that is likely to receive rain, in this case 113% of your forecast area is likely to be rained on. Perhaps 13% of it will be rained on twice.

    Or 13% is going to get rained on in another dimension.

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Breakfast in Taiwan was much better than dinner in Taiwan.

    That sounds like a movie.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I hate the naming conventions of classical music. I never know what's what.
    It takes a while to get used to it.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    @Flameyhead -- that's pretty neat.

    People tend to tell me just about anything, so I learn some interesting facts about people that society just doesn't have the guts to gossip about.

    It is part of why I often act like such a jerk. Because some people tell me way too much.

    Yeah, I'm pretty much just waiting until the day when physical modification (through genetic means, or whatever) results in hot busty girls with huge wangs.

    ...Someday *sigh*

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Hah.

    A very good friend of mine has wished openly that she had a penis simply for the ability to show her arousal easily without having to do laundry because of it.

    --

    Why the hell do I always get top-paged.

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