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E.V.O. : Search For [Phalla] Chapter One - Shark Victory!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Due to lack of any real rebuttal, I'm going to say Ecco is probably mad guilty

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    Due to lack of any real rebuttal, I'm going to say Ecco is probably mad guilty

    My mollusc shell shall grind you even more.

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    anomalousvandalanomalousvandal Registered User regular
    slym

    You can take letters off my username, but you cannot take my FREEDOM!!
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Interesting choice

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Vote closed, statblocks locked until narration is up.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Please don't buy the Cladoselathe jaws, anyone.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Why not

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Because it helps the village win the game.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Oh and I guess because I'm actually here for vote close I can say ObbiFett should be getting eaten hopefully.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Now I'm going to my friend's house like I planned to about an hour ago

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Have fun!

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    Now I'm going to my friend's house like I planned to about an hour ago

    Indeed!

    Have fun - don't fall into any... pits.

    Hehehe.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I don't even.... How would a fish fall into a pit

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    I don't even.... How would a fish fall into a pit

    If it stopped swimming...

    Hehehe.

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    Slow drifting I would think.

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    But what if it were a pit of sharp pointy teeth?

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    I guess that would make it your mouth then?

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    Ecco I'm starting to think you're hinting at something, but I can't figure just what.

    No gods or kings, only man.
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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    I'm just hungry

    I think it's time I have some... lunch.

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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq-JSN4QUEQ

    I've been waiting a while to be able to post that :)

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq-JSN4QUEQ

    I've been waiting a while to be able to post that :)

    Hehe

    Good times

    ecco the dolphin on
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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    I know!

    Wait, when did you get on my proboard??? Bad Dolphin!

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    So I'll take this time before narration to answer any questions that you all might have.

    Yes sir, you in the corner there!

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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    Who are the other sharks?

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Why are so many laser pointers red?

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Who are the other sharks?

    An interesting question.

    The answer to that is simple.

    The other sharks are yourselves.

    Ask yourselves - who is biting the most? Who started this all?

    Was it the literal sharks?

    No.

    It was the metaphoric sharks who wanted to overthrow the status quo.

    Why, we ask, why?

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    Kaplar wrote: »
    Why are so many laser pointers red?

    Because red laser diodes were one of the first to be developed and mass manufactured, and so now in volume, it's much cheaper to purchase and produce.

    Having said that though, with the recent fad of bright blue laser diodes, we're starting to see a wide range of colours in the market. I suspect that the profit is still in the red lasers, but they're priced the same for marketing reasons.

    ecco the dolphin on
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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    My friend says that if you played Shark Attack with the maximum amount of players you literally could not take your turn fast enough to avoid being eaten.

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Why are so many laser pointers red?

    Sharks with freaking laser beams on their freakin heads!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Day Five:

    SLyM was selected to investigate the crystal. As he approached the crystal he passed a sad Original Fish. Someone had told Shiny New Toys that she would be eating the crystal tonight. Her sorrow did not last long and the next time she was seen it was with large teeth marks all over her.

    Dolphins are not a type of fish that anyone had ever heard of. The fish were a bit suspicious of this, and gathered to eat this strange creature. He sure was large. His teeth were pretty large too. In fact, some of the more observant fish noticed some similarities between ecco the dolphin and the Juvenile Cladoselache they had found the previous day. The fish enjoyed the taste of shark. (Ah the days before you had to worry about bioaccumulation of mercury)

    The sea creatures decided to capitalize on their success and bring down any creature claiming to not be a fish. They rounded up a Jellyfish and swarmed it. Countless bites rained down on Phyphor’s gelatinous body until it could take no more.

    The sharks decided to follow the sea creatures’ lead. They formed up and surrounded a brightly colored Sea Slug. They had never seen such a beautiful creature before. Anialos vowed to evolve jaws first, fashion later next time.

    A large Eel was also found dead, the tell-tale large teeth marks all over his body. REG Rysk had always hoped that his long body would help keep him out of trouble, not get him into it.

    The sharks were angry. They were attacking their children. What pitiful horrific creatures these other fish were. No one was willing to pick on someone their own size. Well, they’d make them pay. The Adult Cladoselaches looked around for something to bite, but what they saw merely infuriated them further. ObiFett had been nearly bitten in half by some sort of horrific jaws.

    Somewhere, far from everything else, an Original Fish swam aimlessly. After failing to eat for two days, BertezBertez died of hunger.

    After everything had settled, another crystal was found by the fish.

    Will anyone investigate this crystal?

    Please vote in dodgerblue who you would like to get the chance to eat the crystal.

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    The Dead:
    ecco the dolphin - Juvenile Cladoselache - Fed the village.
    Anialos - Sea Slug - Swam into a shark pack.
    BertezBertez - Original Fish - Forgot to eat (Inactive)
    Shiny New Toys - Original Fish - Large teeth marks were found on her corpse.
    Phyphor - Jellyfish - Attacked by countless creatures.
    REG Rysk - Eel - Large teeth marks were found on his corpse.
    ObiFett - Adult Cladoselache - Horrific teeth marks were found on his corpse.


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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    OoooOooooo

    Hope you like my taste you bastards!

    OoooOooooo

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    ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    oOooOOooooOOooOOoo <- air bubbles

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Village attack squad nooooooo


    OOOooOOoOoOooooo

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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    Well, the hit squad had some bad aim tonight. Sorry about that Phyphor!

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    SLyM

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    SLyM wrote: »
    Oh and I guess because I'm actually here for vote close I can say ObbiFett should be getting eaten hopefully.

    OoooOOooooOOo

    Really?!

    :evil:

    So grudged for not spelling my name right

    Also, this is probably for the best, I can go rest and hopefully get over this horrible evolved virus inside of me

    OooOooOooooOO

    ObiFett on
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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    I'd also really like to talk to whoever has parasitic jaws. I promise I don't bite!

    That's actually a lie. I totally bite. Just not very hard...

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Boooo bad village hit squad. I guess this gets rid of most of my worries about SLyM though.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Ok so we still have some juvies dying, and some adults dying. Perhaps it's not related to EP, but to powers

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    To those of you who hit me:
    Fucking ow.

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