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Powerpuppies · August 2012

DasUberEdward wrote: »

MrMister wrote: »

DasUberEdward wrote: »

MrMister wrote: »

I'm watching the funniest / saddest draft video right now

Dude drafted a deck full of card draw and creature removal, but forgot a way to kill his opponents. He has seven total power worth of creatures in his entire deck! He is trying to beat down with 1-power creatures, and then is sad-face when their triggered abilities force him to draw, because half the time he just decks himself.

i don't know what any of this means but it is all so interesting!

Spoiler:

Well I know the context but everything else is lost on me. Magic always sounds so cool the art is fantastic and the abilities are super unique.

But

$$$$$

@DasUberEdward if you have a bunch of friends who also want to play you can have a lot of fun buying a bunch of booster packs and then drafting your decks from them. All the decks are similarly terrible and it keeps the cost way down.

Abdhyius · August 2012

Deebaser wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

You should drink more often. It's good for you. A bottle of red wine every night is good for your heart. I saw that on Dr. Oz.

what about a bottle every morning

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand.

halo?

bowen · August 2012

Deebaser wrote: »

bowen wrote: »

That seems like proper SQL syntax there deebs. But yeah, pretty quirky compared to what you were using before I bet.

In SYBASE, aliasing the table in the UPDATE will cause all sorts of errors. The same holds for Oracle.
Also, saying, "UPDATE this table" and including the table that you are updating in the FROM has never broken the query before.

You must be one of them

If you didn't alias it, you'd probably be fine. Weird things happen on UPDATE with an alias I guess.

I'm guessing the problem is there's no reason to select the table you're already updating (cyclic redundancy being a reason, how can you select a table you're updating? If you change the value, then my select is bad! Or something, SQL is dumb like that sometimes).

Elki · August 2012

Fuck me, I'm in a queue outside the Apple store. The shame.

Deebaser · August 2012

Aliasing tables occurs in the FROM, aliasing columns comes in the SELECT. To think otherwise is heresy.

Confusion to the pretender language!

RonaldoTheGypsy · August 2012

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

You should drink more often. It's good for you. A bottle of red wine every night is good for your heart. I saw that on Dr. Oz.

what about a bottle every morning

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand.

halo?

Sugar Ray, you dirty foreigner

Holy fuuuuuuuuuuck this song takes me back

The world was so much simpler in 1999.

21stCentury · August 2012

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

You should drink more often. It's good for you. A bottle of red wine every night is good for your heart. I saw that on Dr. Oz.

what about a bottle every morning

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand.

halo?

High Altitude-Low Opening parachute jump

Abdhyius · August 2012

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

You should drink more often. It's good for you. A bottle of red wine every night is good for your heart. I saw that on Dr. Oz.

what about a bottle every morning

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand.

halo?

Sugar Ray, you dirty foreigner

Holy fuuuuuuuuuuck this song takes me back

The world was so much simpler in 1999.

This explains nothing

TehSloth · August 2012

Tamin wrote: »

This computer can't run paint.net or gimp; so I've been reduced to working with mspaint.

In a handful of ways, it's kind of cool - I'm back to the basics, roughing it with sub-standard tools.
In nearly every other way, it's ridiculously painful. No layers, no magic wand, no transparency.

It does transparency, it just does transparent backgrounds really poorly. If you change from opaque select to transparent select it assumes white = transparent for copying or moving things around.

Deebaser · August 2012

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

You should drink more often. It's good for you. A bottle of red wine every night is good for your heart. I saw that on Dr. Oz.

what about a bottle every morning

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand.

halo?

It's a lyric from one of the best American Summer songs of all time, Every Morning by Sugar Ray.

RonaldoTheGypsy · August 2012

Alright, Abd you want the actual song? I think Someday is a better Sugar Ray song

here's the ACTUAL ONE with the lyrics

Gonmun · August 2012

Wow...this week family wise makes me want to cut off all contact with the outside world and live as a fucking hermit.

surrealitycheck · August 2012

why are you suckling on the teat of apple

fo shame

Deebaser · August 2012

RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

You should drink more often. It's good for you. A bottle of red wine every night is good for your heart. I saw that on Dr. Oz.

what about a bottle every morning

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand.

halo?

Sugar Ray, you dirty foreigner

Holy fuuuuuuuuuuck this song takes me back

The world was so much simpler in 1999.

Yyeeesssssss.
It's weird that I love that song now. It was playing on the radio when I was driving home when my first long term girlfriend dumped me.

It played more than three times. After the second, I wanted something else to get me through this semi charmed kind of life.

AManFromEarth · August 2012

Nothing like being woken up by an RA walking into your room.

Abdhyius · August 2012

jesus christ this is garbage

RonaldoTheGypsy · August 2012

People who wake me up often die.

Deebaser · August 2012

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Nothing like being woken up by an RA walking into your room.

was it a raid?

Bethryn · August 2012

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Nothing like being woken up by an RA walking into your room.

Righteous Arsehole?

Abdhyius · August 2012

also what is an RA and what was it doing in your room

Dynagrip · August 2012

it's nice to not have to work 12 hour days this week but I'm bored as hell at the moment. need a little bit of balance there.

MrMister · August 2012

Residential Advisor / they supervise college dorms

Depending on your university, they're either lovable adults who drive you to the ER when you get alcohol poisoning or total assholes who call the dean to report you when you get alcohol poisoning.

Deebaser · August 2012

Abdhyius wrote: »

jesus christ this is garbage

You best not be talking about Sugar Ray

Abdhyius wrote: »

also what is an RA and what was it doing in your room

Resident Assistant. Basically, a dorm mod.

TTODewback · August 2012

Resident Assistant? Like the ones at college dorms.
Edit: Beated.

Florence will make me feel better.

Elki · August 2012

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Nothing like being woken up by an RA walking into your room.

I roomed with some student-athletes, once. Their coach woke me up by mistake at 4:30am by walking into the wrong room -mine- and yelling a lot.

Abdhyius · August 2012

I don't know what it's called in english but I am now watching speed pistol shooting

kinda interesting

Elki · August 2012

surrealitycheck wrote: »

why are you suckling on the teat of apple

fo shame

It's those shapely nipples.

MrMister · August 2012

Advisor, assistant, whatever

Abdhyius · August 2012

also nice to have commentators who are actually useful

for archery it was just "oh, an 8, that is not good."

AManFromEarth · August 2012

An RA is a resident adviser. Students who get paid to babysit the student accommodation.

I have no idea why they came into my room.

I was asleep.

They came in.

I woke up.

They left.

Fourth time this year.

AManFromEarth · August 2012

Bethryn wrote: »

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Nothing like being woken up by an RA walking into your room.

Righteous Arsehole?

Basically.

Winky · August 2012

Elki wrote: »

Fuck me, I'm in a queue outside the Apple store. The shame.

ronya · August 2012

Inquisitor wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

you guys should watch that japan-azerbaijan match if you haven't yet. it's the most ridiculous bullshit. in the third round the japanese fighter scores like five knockdowns and every single time the ref just tells the guy to get up and doesn't give a count. no opportunity for a knockout, and no ref stoppage (though it ought to have been). then the judges gave it to the azebaijani.

it was so blatant and ridiculous and awful that i couldn't believe what i was seeing.

I can never understand how people think they can get away with something so obvious.

http://www.badlefthook.com/2012/8/1/3214057/olympics-2012-boxing-controversy-japan-shimizu-result-overturned-iran-mazaheri-fight-fixed

Japanese bantamweight Satoshi Shimizu has successfully protested the result of his almost comical second round loss to Azerbaijan's Magomed Abdulhamidov from this afternoon, and Shimizu will be advancing to the quarterfinals.

Abdulhamidov won the fight originally on a score of 22-17, but the fight was outrageously refereed in the third round as Shimizu repeatedly dropped Abdulhamidov only to receive no credit for any knockdowns, and only get points from one public warning issued to Abdulhamidov. It was appalling officiating, and the AIBA have done the absolute right thing here. The organization's ruling is that Shimizu should have earned a stoppage win by their rules.

AIBA also will decide on what to do about the referee from the fight tomorrow morning

Yay! Justice!

AManFromEarth · August 2012

Bah.

Today I shall watch Macbeth and work on my project I guess. Maybe I'll go spend money I don't have and get lunch.

MrMister · August 2012

AManFromEarth wrote: »

An RA is a resident adviser. Students who get paid to babysit the student accommodation.

I have no idea why they came into my room.

I was asleep.

They came in.

I woke up.

They left.

Fourth time this year.

Look baby, they just want to watch you sleep

you're so beautiful when you sleep

Abdhyius · August 2012

...why do you have people babysitting the student accomodation?

nexuscrawler · August 2012

MrMister wrote: »

AManFromEarth wrote: »

An RA is a resident adviser. Students who get paid to babysit the student accommodation.

I have no idea why they came into my room.

I was asleep.

They came in.

I woke up.

They left.

Fourth time this year.

Look baby, they just want to watch you sleep

you're so beautiful when you sleep

How do you know

Shazkar Shadowstorm · August 2012

Gonmun wrote: »

Hey Shaz, Did my second workout for the week last night. Not as sore as I was anticipating. Though I think I'm going to have to take some pics of the gym here at work to pic some folks brains on what to do since I find the barbell here to be...not up to snuff for what I need to do.

cool cool

whats up with the barbell

MrMister · August 2012

Abdhyius wrote: »

...why do you have people babysitting the student accomodation?

So that someone can drive you to the hospital when you get alcohol poisoning

Also: school spirit!

But mostly the first one.

Abdhyius · August 2012

the NRK net coverage of the olympics is very good

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