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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    I feel like water parks must be havens of disease and unwanted partial nudity.

    Like by the bottom of the slide you'd have your bathing suit lodged up your butt crack and a staph infection.

    Well, they could always fill one of their wading pools with rubbing alcohol instead of water. Customers can roll around in that before leaving the waterpark.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html

    PLAY IT

    o hai jacob

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Captain America is in bed with Big Oil.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury "Jim winks" -Jim Darkmagic *~Have a Magical Day™~*Registered User regular
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    It's spelled Capitaine, not Capitan. Capitan is spanish or something.

    Also, it's "la fin".

    Please get your french right or I will massacre english myself, "The friends".

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Steam just recieved a shipment of Japanese indie shooters and they have the weirdest titles...

    one of them is called Jade Penetrate Black Package.

    is that what it feels like to have a stroke?

    I am entirely too amused by the fact that said game apparently "reboots" the eXceed storyline.

    And, to clarify, these are bullet-hell shooters, not FPS.

    i didn't think it was necessary to clarify... it's not like there's a lot of Japanese FPSes, right?

    No, but I almost didn't bother to check it out, because that's how I read it.

    Indie shmups are far more interesting than indie FPS games.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury "Jim winks" -Jim Darkmagic *~Have a Magical Day™~*Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Steam just recieved a shipment of Japanese indie shooters and they have the weirdest titles...

    one of them is called Jade Penetrate Black Package.

    is that what it feels like to have a stroke?

    I am entirely too amused by the fact that said game apparently "reboots" the eXceed storyline.

    And, to clarify, these are bullet-hell shooters, not FPS.

    i didn't think it was necessary to clarify... it's not like there's a lot of Japanese FPSes, right?

    No, but I almost didn't bother to check it out, because that's how I read it.

    Indie shmups are far more interesting than indie FPS games.

    i guess i should've used Shmup and not "shooter". Lesson learned.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I watched that water slide video
    Then I watched the related fat guy cannonballing into a swimming pool
    Then I watched the related Italian Nazi guy shooting guns
    ...
    How the hell is that related?!

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
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    It's spelled Capitaine, not Capitan. Capitan is spanish or something.

    Also, it's "la fin".

    Please get your french right or I will massacre english myself, "The friends".

    Current characterization is that he's actually French, but speaks English perfectly well. But he fakes a horrible, inaccurate French accent just because. I love Batroc.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    This whole determining sub-networks thing would be a lot easier if we just solved the traveling salesman problem

    How hard can it be? Salesmen aren't all that smart.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    not sure if any LoLers are about but MLG is doing a LoL summer arena this weekend as they've done for starcraft recently.

    http://www.majorleaguegaming.com/live

    I'm gonna try and learn some about the game so I can enjoy it since it's pretty fucking popular and will make the other mobas easier to understand too (for viewing)

    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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  • descdesc quarter million dollars in the Damier duffel Registered User regular
    That waterslide looks fun.

    Caveman Paws
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  • descdesc quarter million dollars in the Damier duffel Registered User regular
    Also you should never worry about the horribleness of random foreign words in sentences in old comics

    Comics are just bad at it and it has been an institution for decades

    I mean, think of the x-men alone

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    Also you should never worry about the horribleness of random foreign words in sentences in old comics

    Comics are just bad at it and it has been an institution for decades

    I mean, think of the x-men alone

    BY THE WHITE WOLF!

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I mean, think of the x-men alone

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Very much so NSFW but very WTF TF2 thing.

    http://i.imgur.com/6JRWp.jpg

    bloodyroarxx on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Woke up to the sound of fire and the smell of smoke this morning at like 5am because some farmers were burning piles of... something? next to their crops.

    Not the best thing in the world to wake up to imo.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    MY EYES!!

    *jumps head first into the wading pool filled with rubbing alcohol*

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woke up to the sound of fire and the smell of smoke this morning at like 5am because some farmers were burning piles of... something? foreigners next to their crops.

    Not the best thing in the world to wake up to imo.

    Run Inquisitor.

    Run and never look back.

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
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    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woke up to the sound of fire and the smell of smoke this morning at like 5am because some farmers were burning piles of... something? foreigners next to their crops.

    Not the best thing in the world to wake up to imo.

    Run Inquisitor.

    Run and never look back.

    Silly Winky! There aren't enough foreigners in like a 50 mile radius to make that many piles!

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  • descdesc quarter million dollars in the Damier duffel Registered User regular
    I guess comic book exclamations are just as bad in English though

    What does "my stars and garters" even mean

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    I was asked during an interview if I could update my resume to show I have no experience with OpenGL. I told them that was implied by OpenGL not being on my resume. His response was it was still helpful.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woke up to the sound of fire and the smell of smoke this morning at like 5am because some farmers were burning piles of... something? foreigners next to their crops.

    Not the best thing in the world to wake up to imo.

    Run Inquisitor.

    Run and never look back.

    Silly Winky! There aren't enough foreigners in like a 50 mile radius to make that many piles!

    anymore

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Woke up to the sound of fire and the smell of smoke this morning at like 5am because some farmers were burning piles of... something? foreigners next to their crops.

    Not the best thing in the world to wake up to imo.

    Run Inquisitor.

    Run and never look back.

    Silly Winky! There aren't enough foreigners in like a 50 mile radius to make that many piles!

    anymore

    dun dun DUN!

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    I guess comic book exclamations are just as bad in English though

    What does "my stars and garters" even mean

    it means Beast is in the house

    duh

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Very much so NSFW but very WTF TF2 thing.

    http://i.imgur.com/6JRWp.jpg

    Sometimes you rape the dinosaur

    and sometimes the dinosaur rapes you.

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 IDFWURegistered User regular

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    my cat died

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury "Jim winks" -Jim Darkmagic *~Have a Magical Day™~*Registered User regular
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    shitty, elendil. my thoughts are with you. :(

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    my cat died

    Oh, condolences. Was it old?
    11 or 12 or so

    she had cancer

    came home today and found her behind the couch

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Why did binding of isaac decide to make the game harder?

    "Everything's terrible" indeed

    Greeper is now Minister Of Communication in my new regime.
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Syndalis, if you knew anything about Greeper, you would know Greeper is never not field dressing a stag.
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas "See you later, Comrade." "You're a communist?" "No. But I can still have comrades. "Registered User regular
    So Jacob, the bed was a massive hit. But it did lead to some confusion because she was a little groggy when we got to her room.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Sorry Elendil :(

    Looked like a nice kitty

    CHANUS DO NOT AGREE WITH THS POST
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So Jacob, the bed was a massive hit. But it did lead to some confusion because she was a little groggy when we got to her room.

    That's awesome! How long did it take to kick in?

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I'm really sorry, Elendil. :(

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    ok, I'm off for the night.

    later bros

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas "See you later, Comrade." "You're a communist?" "No. But I can still have comrades. "Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So Jacob, the bed was a massive hit. But it did lead to some confusion because she was a little groggy when we got to her room.

    That's awesome! How long did it take to kick in?

    I said happy birthday about 10 seconds after we got into the room so not too long. But she thought it was one of her roommate's rooms at first.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas "See you later, Comrade." "You're a communist?" "No. But I can still have comrades. "Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    my cat died

    Oh, condolences. Was it old?
    11 or 12 or so

    she had cancer

    came home today and found her behind the couch

    I'm sorry to hear that Elendil.

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