The Tuna
1/3 cup diced kosher pickle
1/2 cup diced red onion
1/4 cup diced jonagold apple
1/4 cup diced granny smith apple
1/2 tbsp. black pepper
2-3 cans of chunk light tuna
Mayo/Miracle Whip
Mix all this shit together. Should be enough for 6-8 sandwiches.
The Accompaniment
3-4 leaves of Romaine lettuce
1/4 a cucumber, skinned and sliced
and a good handful of alfalfa sprouts
2 slices of provolone(optional)
Lay the veggies down on a nice ciabatta bun, and spoon the desired amount of tuna salad on top. At this point I like to grind some more pepper on, but I have a hard on for pepper, so you can spice to your individual preferences.
That, ladies and germs, is how you make The Best Tuna Sandwich Ever
When i went to maine when i was seven, i ordered a lobster roll. It came with a bag of chips. As I bit into my roll, two gulls came out of nowhere, each grasping one side of the bag, and tore it open perfectly and carried it into the distance. I was not a happy boy.
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When i went to maine when i was seven, i ordered a lobster roll. It came with a bag of chips. As I bit into my roll, two gulls came out of nowhere, each grasping one side of the bag, and tore it open perfectly and carried it into the distance. I was not a happy boy.
i saw a video about a seagull running into a shop and stealing a pack of chips on the news last night
Mind altering substance
then
Panda express: chow mein, orange chicken, tofu & eggplant
Apple White tea snapple
white chocolate resses cups
Mitch Hedberg: "I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you. You're a fucking bully man, let me at least have a piece."
Mind altering substance
then
Panda express: chow mein, orange chicken, tofu & eggplant
Apple White tea snapple
white chocolate resses cups
Sounds like a fine high meal.
I wonder what such a meal would taste like on heroin
I wonder what anything would taste like on heroin
granted I doubt I'll ever even try and find out
I don't think you want to do that at all.
I don't plan on it... fuck I'm scared of just about everything.
though I laugh at some of my childhood fears
and kind of feel bad that no one ever offered me a joint when I was a kid
I wonder what would happen if a world leader or important public figure began ending plural words with 'z'. He never would mention it, discuss it, or any way refer to it as a joke. "The economic indicatorz are not in line with recent developmentz".
I wonder what would happen if a world leader or important public figure began ending plural words with 'z'. He never would mention it, discuss it, or any way refer to it as a joke. "The economic indicatorz are not in line with recent developmentz".
A woman was telling me the other day that a large amount of the Spanish accent sounds the way it does because one of their kings had a lisp and so people changed their pronunciations of words so not to offend him. Whether that is true or not I don't know, but it sounds cool
The Tuna
1/3 cup diced kosher pickle
1/2 cup diced red onion
1/4 cup diced jonagold apple
1/4 cup diced granny smith apple
1/2 tbsp. black pepper
2-3 cans of chunk light tuna
Mayo/Miracle Whip
Mix all this shit together. Should be enough for 6-8 sandwiches.
The Accompaniment
3-4 leaves of Romaine lettuce
1/4 a cucumber, skinned and sliced
and a good handful of alfalfa sprouts
2 slices of provolone(optional)
Lay the veggies down on a nice ciabatta bun, and spoon the desired amount of tuna salad on top. At this point I like to grind some more pepper on, but I have a hard on for pepper, so you can spice to your individual preferences.
That, ladies and germs, is how you make The Best Tuna Sandwich Ever
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we will see if i am still interested in this after a glass of kahlua
i am going to stab you.
how very asian
Why, did you serve it with a side of tiger penis smothered in bear gall bladder reduction?
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I'm from New Hampshire... there's no such thing as cholesterol here.
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it's only 10:45 am here
and it's gonna be gooooood
ran out of tiger penis
made do with toyomansi
Man how the hell do you misspell S'Mores?
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One thing they have in abundance is elastic waistbands though
because it's a funny made up word
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i saw a video about a seagull running into a shop and stealing a pack of chips on the news last night
i dunno youtube it or something
'tis the shameful truth of NH.
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then
Panda express: chow mein, orange chicken, tofu & eggplant
Apple White tea snapple
white chocolate resses cups
there is borsch
Sounds like a fine high meal.
I wonder what such a meal would taste like on heroin
I wonder what anything would taste like on heroin
granted I doubt I'll ever even try and find out
yummy
Mitch Hedberg: "I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you. You're a fucking bully man, let me at least have a piece."
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I don't think you want to do that at all.
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I don't plan on it... fuck I'm scared of just about everything.
though I laugh at some of my childhood fears
and kind of feel bad that no one ever offered me a joint when I was a kid
What about glomki or kapusta.
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A woman was telling me the other day that a large amount of the Spanish accent sounds the way it does because one of their kings had a lisp and so people changed their pronunciations of words so not to offend him. Whether that is true or not I don't know, but it sounds cool
Hey, that does sound good.
/sigh
stuffed cabbage... highly polish.
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