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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    mehhhhhhhh about that wine statement

    yes, there is absolutely inflation of prices for the sake of name. And there are a lot of fucked up practices with what you're able to call your shitty wine, due to region and zoning

    But if you really do your work and look for a way to get some nice, grower sparkling, it can absolutely be worth the money

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  • B_RB_R 1991 Worthington Dart ChampionRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Seriously, good Champagne coasts like 14€ to produce, any added price is bullshit.

    uh welcome to wine

    But wine generally gets better if you store it, and there are collector prices for rare vintages.
    You don't store Champagne though.
    a. roughly 95% of all wine is intended to be consumed as soon as it's sold
    b. ever actually priced wine? because I have and it is goddamn insane and is based on a 300 year old hierarchy that was politically and monetarily driven
    c. you can and people often do

    Yeah you're right, but Champagne is a mixture of different vintages so you have no differences like with wine.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    whoops there we go, pip got some good info in before me

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    hey pip, where you working now?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    look, I just want a well muscled black man to pour rose down my throat

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    I love clubs because I love to dance.
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    every now and again when i have to frisk some gelled up duckfaced asshole coming into the club

    i wink at him when i touch his ass

    the look they give me never stops being funny

    oh my god

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    hey pip, where you working now?

    doing food demos and servicing nooks at big box stores

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    look, I just want a well muscled black man to pour rose down my throat

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Seriously, good Champagne coasts like 14€ to produce, any added price is bullshit.

    uh welcome to wine

    But wine generally gets better if you store it, and there are collector prices for rare vintages.
    You don't store Champagne though.
    a. roughly 95% of all wine is intended to be consumed as soon as it's sold
    b. ever actually priced wine? because I have and it is goddamn insane and is based on a 300 year old hierarchy that was politically and monetarily driven
    c. you can and people often do

    Yeah you're right, but Champagne is a mixture of different vintages so you have no differences like with wine.
    no, it is a mixture of different grapes, not vintages

    there is pretty wide variation between vintages actually

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Being rich doesn't necessarily make you happy, but it helps.

    Same thing with being an asshole, though, too.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    hey pip, where you working now?

    doing food demos and servicing nooks at big box stores

    If I said, hey pip, come up to ATL and run a food trailer with me, how much lead time you need?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    look, I just want a well muscled black man to pour rose down my throat

    I was never that crazy about rose until this.

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    it's just... so pleasant

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  • B_RB_R 1991 Worthington Dart ChampionRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Seriously, good Champagne coasts like 14€ to produce, any added price is bullshit.

    uh welcome to wine

    But wine generally gets better if you store it, and there are collector prices for rare vintages.
    You don't store Champagne though.
    a. roughly 95% of all wine is intended to be consumed as soon as it's sold
    b. ever actually priced wine? because I have and it is goddamn insane and is based on a 300 year old hierarchy that was politically and monetarily driven
    c. you can and people often do

    Yeah you're right, but Champagne is a mixture of different vintages so you have no differences like with wine.
    no, it is a mixture of different grapes, not vintages

    there is pretty wide variation between vintages actually

    No? Usually you mix different vintages to get a consistent taste.
    Atleast that's what I learned, but I guess not everyone does it.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    hey pip, where you working now?

    doing food demos and servicing nooks at big box stores

    If I said, hey pip, come up to ATL and run a food trailer with me, how much lead time you need?

    well, I'm likely closing on a condo here in a monthish

    so

    a not insignificant amount of time

    you could instead come down here and be close enough to sexually harass sheri and rane weekly in person

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Seriously, good Champagne coasts like 14€ to produce, any added price is bullshit.

    uh welcome to wine

    But wine generally gets better if you store it, and there are collector prices for rare vintages.
    You don't store Champagne though.
    a. roughly 95% of all wine is intended to be consumed as soon as it's sold
    b. ever actually priced wine? because I have and it is goddamn insane and is based on a 300 year old hierarchy that was politically and monetarily driven
    c. you can and people often do

    Yeah you're right, but Champagne is a mixture of different vintages so you have no differences like with wine.
    no, it is a mixture of different grapes, not vintages

    there is pretty wide variation between vintages actually

    No? Usually you mix different vintages to get a consistent taste.
    Atleast that's what I learned, but I guess not everyone does it.

    you do it with liquor or shitty massive corporately owned wine

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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular
    pip has rane finished his video yet

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    pip has rane finished his video yet
    he may have eaten too many hamburgers and died

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Where is it legal to serve booze out of a food truck? I want to be a part of one

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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    pip has rane finished his video yet
    he may have eaten too many hamburgers and died

    pffft there would've been a thread about his death

    nice try zarflax

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    Where is it legal to serve booze out of a food truck? I want to be a part of one

    since when does dan care about legality

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    hey pip, where you working now?

    doing food demos and servicing nooks at big box stores

    If I said, hey pip, come up to ATL and run a food trailer with me, how much lead time you need?

    well, I'm likely closing on a condo here in a monthish

    so

    a not insignificant amount of time

    you could instead come down here and be close enough to sexually harass sheri and rane weekly in person

    but, ewww

    Florida

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Seriously, good Champagne coasts like 14€ to produce, any added price is bullshit.

    uh welcome to wine

    But wine generally gets better if you store it, and there are collector prices for rare vintages.
    You don't store Champagne though.
    a. roughly 95% of all wine is intended to be consumed as soon as it's sold
    b. ever actually priced wine? because I have and it is goddamn insane and is based on a 300 year old hierarchy that was politically and monetarily driven
    c. you can and people often do

    Yeah you're right, but Champagne is a mixture of different vintages so you have no differences like with wine.
    no, it is a mixture of different grapes, not vintages

    there is pretty wide variation between vintages actually

    No? Usually you mix different vintages to get a consistent taste.
    Atleast that's what I learned, but I guess not everyone does it.

    you do it with liquor or shitty massive corporately owned wine

    Another reason tequila can be so fucking awesome. good tequila, that is

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    hey pip, where you working now?

    doing food demos and servicing nooks at big box stores

    If I said, hey pip, come up to ATL and run a food trailer with me, how much lead time you need?

    well, I'm likely closing on a condo here in a monthish

    so

    a not insignificant amount of time

    you could instead come down here and be close enough to sexually harass sheri and rane weekly in person

    but, ewww

    Florida

    the correct response

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    hey pip, where you working now?

    doing food demos and servicing nooks at big box stores

    If I said, hey pip, come up to ATL and run a food trailer with me, how much lead time you need?

    well, I'm likely closing on a condo here in a monthish

    so

    a not insignificant amount of time

    you could instead come down here and be close enough to sexually harass sheri and rane weekly in person

    but, ewww

    Florida

    you live in georgia dude

    I mean, if you want to hunt or camp or find folks who know what tree chicken tastes like you can drive an hour in any direction except west and you're set

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  • B_RB_R 1991 Worthington Dart ChampionRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Seriously, good Champagne coasts like 14€ to produce, any added price is bullshit.

    uh welcome to wine

    But wine generally gets better if you store it, and there are collector prices for rare vintages.
    You don't store Champagne though.
    a. roughly 95% of all wine is intended to be consumed as soon as it's sold
    b. ever actually priced wine? because I have and it is goddamn insane and is based on a 300 year old hierarchy that was politically and monetarily driven
    c. you can and people often do

    Yeah you're right, but Champagne is a mixture of different vintages so you have no differences like with wine.
    no, it is a mixture of different grapes, not vintages

    there is pretty wide variation between vintages actually

    No? Usually you mix different vintages to get a consistent taste.
    Atleast that's what I learned, but I guess not everyone does it.

    you do it with liquor or shitty massive corporately owned wine

    I was only talking about champagne.
    The assamblage (not only of different grapes but also of vintages) is a long tradition.

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    hey florida isn't that bad

    we've got beaches

    and old people

    and old people on beaches

    leathery butts in speedos

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular



    ain't nothing wrong with Tree Chicken BTW

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    We're working on the assumption that the vast majority of these idiot kids have been born into that money and have in no way earnt their life of luxury, right?

    Steam ID

    Secret Satan's Wishlist!
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    obviously

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    hey florida isn't that bad

    we've got beaches

    and old people

    and old people on beaches

    leathery butts in speedos

    Combined with your avatar, this is wonderful.
    There are so few creepy things that aren't drastically improved by your avatar though.

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    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    i doubt a single one of those braying fuckwits has worked a single day in their pampered, manicured lives

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    tree chicken is

    1) squirrel
    2) raccoon
    C) opossum

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    squirrel

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  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    i thought tree chicken was iguana

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    also continued reminder that the original script called for Mathilda to have sex with Leon while he cried and contained the line"how beautiful their making love was."

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  • AntimatterAntimatter The First Mechanized Ninja Repent!Registered User regular

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i thought tree chicken was iguana

    somewhere else maybe

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    tree chicken is

    1) squirrel
    2) raccoon
    C) opossum

    the real answer is

    it's me

    i'm the tree chcken

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    A lot of those pictures are simply kids in their parents houses. You can't get mad at someone just because they were born into a rich family.
    "hey you live in a mansion you are not allowed to take pictures of yourself!"


    and i have also played champagne pong in a suit. I'm assuming those guys' champagne was more than 12 dollars a bottle, though.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Ugh deafts

    Drafts

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