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the strangest thing you have witnessed

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Taint Possible: Body Modification Stories starring crwth

  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    the strangest taint you have ever witnessed [it's crwth]

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    Indiana Taint and the last Crwthsade

    FyndirLord_Snot
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    No Crwthy for Taint Men

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo Registered User regular
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider
    Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence.

  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    that's it i'm out of here

    i'll come back when you guys grow the fuck up

    i don't need this bullshit

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    DarmakFyndirAntimatterAbracadanielEffefLord_SnotI Win Swordfightsdbrock270SCREECH OF THE FARGNeoTomaSwill
  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Registered User regular
    Today at the airport I met Richard Dickman. That's right: Dick Dickman.

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    "Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long
  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?

  • MichelanvaloMichelanvalo Registered User regular
    The Shawcrwth Retaintion

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider
    Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence.

    I've known some Brazilian wandering hands that can do the same thing!

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Skylark wrote: »
    it's probably a bad thing that it comforts me knowing all the current old people are going to die soon

    Absolutes and generalizations are, in my humble opinion, awful things. You cannot dismiss a whole demographic because you assume that they are all bigoted, homophobic, objectivist, etc, etc, and assume that once they all die off, the world will be a better place.

    What you see are not "the current old people". You are talking about the "current old loud people in America". I hope that you realize, that some of today's old people were war protesters, labour organizers, draft dodgers, civil rights activists, queer pioneers, and proto-environmentalists.

    So frankly, I really don't give a fuck about the edict, and given your statement that I quoted, I have absolutely no restraint in saying:

    FUCK YOU, SIR!


    @Skylark

    did you miss the follow up post

    where i said
    like you don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater but someone took a shit in this tub and i'm willing to cut my losses

    where it made it pretty clear i wasn't maybe being super serious

    your post was well worded and everything

    but i don't generally talk about poop and babies bathing when i'm trying to make a point

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    oh that's what that is

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  • tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I saw biker fox last Saturday night.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    Now I want to get mobile view just to see this...

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    honestly i just wanted a writing exercise but now i've done this i might as well post it
    Spoiler:

    YES

  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    This doesn't happen on my android phone using Dolphin browser.

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    Lord_Snot
  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    That's kind of what I figured

    Still a strange/neat feature to have

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    This doesn't happen on my android phone using Dolphin browser.
    it does for me on my android phone using chrome

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    TankHammer
  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    This doesn't happen on my android phone using Dolphin browser.
    it does for me on my android phone using chrome

    Same.

    I kinda like having the agree button. It means I can give support to a,post without having to make one myself in response.

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  • SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 Registered User regular
    but i don't generally talk about poop and babies bathing when i'm trying to make a point

    @I Win Swordfights

    Good to know for the future. Peace.

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    I always talk about poop and babies bathing when I make a point. Gotta go for that appeal to emotion, ya know?

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Today at the airport I met Richard Dickman. That's right: Dick Dickman.

    There was a time when I would routinely drive past the office of one Dr. Robert G. Aycock.

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I saw biker fox last Saturday night.

    what does this mean

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Bobby G. Aycock

    Robert G. Aycock is my father

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I saw biker fox last Saturday night.

    what does this mean
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    you cussing with me?

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Man

    Built me a cold smoking room with a side shed for brining

    It's no Spainish ham but it is still damn tasty

    I'm sorry, you did what now?

    Is cold smoking not a thing for you guys? The way I do it is you cure whatever meat you're using (for me it's pig and trout, before all my trout died) and then you stick it in this little box. That box has a pipe running into from my hot smoker and the smoke from the hot smoker gets all up on the meat in the cold smoker, giving it that smoky flavour without cooking the meat

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    This doesn't happen on my android phone using Dolphin browser.
    it does for me on my android phone using chrome

    Same.

    I kinda like having the agree button. It means I can give support to a,post without having to make one myself in response.

    Yeah, but agree isn't enough. I would like a heh button, a more sarcastic HEH one, and maybe a 'cool story bro'.

    Oh and of course a "fart"

    TheStig on
    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
    DruhimSkylark
  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    This doesn't happen on my android phone using Dolphin browser.
    it does for me on my android phone using chrome

    Same.

    I kinda like having the agree button. It means I can give support to a,post without having to make one myself in response.

    Yeah, but agree isn't enough. I would like a heh button, a more sarcastic HEH one, and maybe a 'cool story bro'.

    Oh and of course a "fart"

    I like this, myself: :bz

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Those are good replies that deserve their own post though.

    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Banned

    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
    AntimatterDarmak
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    This doesn't happen on my android phone using Dolphin browser.
    it does for me on my android phone using chrome

    Same.

    I kinda like having the agree button. It means I can give support to a,post without having to make one myself in response.

    Yeah, but agree isn't enough. I would like a heh button, a more sarcastic HEH one, and maybe a 'cool story bro'.

    Oh and of course a "fart"

    Don't forget a 'cool story babe', so that the resident feminists don't get a wild hair up their collective bungholes about misogyny.

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Fart

    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Whoa

    That Crwth post is all sorts of colors

    Am I high?
    if you're on mobile view, posts that a lot of people agree with or call awesome glow

    This doesn't happen on my android phone using Dolphin browser.
    it does for me on my android phone using chrome

    Same.

    I kinda like having the agree button. It means I can give support to a,post without having to make one myself in response.

    Yeah, but agree isn't enough. I would like a heh button, a more sarcastic HEH one, and maybe a 'cool story bro'.

    Oh and of course a "fart"

    Don't forget a 'cool story babe', so that the resident feminists don't get a wild hair up their collective bungholes about misogyny.

    this goddamn post

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
    AneurhythmiaKochikensgtrmpLord_SnotSwill
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Is it war, children? Is it bloody, gore-flecked, savage war? O, do say it is War.

    the professor is the best poster this forum has ever had hth
  • istoleyourfoodistoleyourfood Registered User regular
    I saw a guy spread his ass hole apart with his hands so widely you could see all of the pink muscles inside it was truly wacky folks!

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