“Good evening and welcome to day 5 of the phallympic games. Tonight, our competitors tackle the 4x100 freestyle. With the call were Dan Hicks and Rowdy Gains”
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“Good evening everyone. This is Dan Hicks, here with my partner Rowdy Gaines. Rowdy, one of my favorite competitions to watch ever was the Biathalon Sprint during the 2010 Winter Olympics. Do you know why?”
“Dan, we usually just talk about the swimming. I know they’re in gaming boxes, but I’m not sure what the biathalon has to do with anything.”
“You will Rowdy. In Vancouver, it started snowing midway through. That slowed down all of the ski portions and gave some huge advantages to the people who went first. Even though we had to continue showing it for another hour, no one was able to pass the first few people off the line.”
“Errr, that’s great Dan, but how does that have any revelance to this epic post counting competition we’re seeing today?”
“It was over easy Rowdy. There was a bunch of early jockeying, but once they got into position, the teams were able to hold on and bring it all home. It was John Darksun from team Gumpy hitting the front first, followed by Team Rend’s Vernon Dudley and "Triple Lord Iron Rock" Hogan MacGrory.”
“Well, it was certainly some competition here tonight. It may not quite be Team USA vs. Team France, but in Team Gumpy vs. Team Rend, Gumpy come out on top for tonight. Back to you Bob!”
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“Thanks guys. For a quick update on cheating, here’s special correspondent, Octavius.”
"Costas, I bring yov news that shovldn't be news at this point..."
'More cheating, right?'
"Bongo. That's what people of yovr time say, right? Bongo? Anyway, we have more reports of cheating. Three of Seven has been accvsed of trying to manipvlate the ovtcome of the 4x100 relay by hacking the system to add more posts by players. PILL officials say that this is the only plavsible reason for the post counts to be different between different covnters. Three of Seven is claiming that he is innocent. Cell phone records indicated the he did attempt to access the network immediately before competition began. Jvst remember, Costas, yov can't spell "LINE" withovt "LIE""
'Very true, my friend. With a gold medal in Archery already, you would think he would be satisfied. Is that all for tonight?'
"Not jvst yet. It would appear that Albert Pennywhistle has also been removed for trying to give his team an vnfair advantage in today's event by providing vnavthorized medical assistance."
'What do you mean?'
"A bottle of pills was fovnd in his locker. On the bottle was the phrase 'Now make big hard for long go time', which PILL officials assvme is some pill that allows someone to analyse post counts faster and sit at a computer for a longer period of time."
“But there’s more Costas! PILL has accepted testing that puts Slug (REG Rysk) from Team Rend, Maverick Cole (Egos) from Team Infidel and John Darksun (Kilnaga) from Team Gumpy above suspicion for tonight. They said it was very important that everyone know...”
“Thank you Octavius. That’s all for our broadcast tonight. We’ll see you at the epic Dressage final tommorow.”
Removed from Competition
Three of Seven (Adventfalls) - Team Gumpy 4x100 and Archer
Albert Pennywhistle (Cayrus) - Team Rend Balance Beamer and Dressage
Current Medal Count
Team Infidel - 9 (2 Gold, 1 silver, 1 bronze)
Team Rend - 7 (1 gold, 1 silver, 2 bronze)
Team Gumpy - 7 (1 gold, 2 silver)
Team B:L - 0
Due to removal, Johnny McCanuck now has the gold for archery, Michael Usain Bolton has the silver and Ira Glass of Team Infidel has the bronze. Balance beam has now awarded the bronze to Max Power of Team Infidel.
Current Medal Count
Team Infidel - 9 (2 Gold, 1 silver, 1 bronze)
Team Rend - 7 (1 gold, 1 silver, 2 bronze)
Team Gumpy - 7 (1 gold, 2 silver)
Team B:L - 0
Posts
hmm stever wasn't on my list so I can't replace him
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
- Terence McKenna
Let me tell you, it's a killer
Orange Soda 3 (Assuran, Baidol, TDF)
Adventfalls 9 (stever777, jdarksun, REG Rysk, Megafrost, Matev, Diorinix, Alegis, Enlightenedbum, Cayrus)
Egos 6 (Adventfalls, Retaba, Kilnaga, Void Slayer, Tayrun, Greenbarons)
and Langly 1 (even though Langly is currently vote immune?)
- Terence McKenna
Mmmmm....toasty.
.....
i just can't be bothered with you geese today.
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
- Terence McKenna
"Manos, The Hands of Fate"
Oh, man, can't wait!
If you don't know what Riff Trax is, or how bad a movie "Manos" is, you really owe it to yourself to Google 'em. 8-)
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
That movie is so bad, it actually transcends the MST3K/Riffing experience and remains unwatchable.
(wrong?) ;-)
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
- Terence McKenna
there i think that finishes up my contractual obligations here.
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
bleeeeegh back to my dungeon
Confusion will be my epitaph
Leg 2: Smoove Operator, assuran, anialos, kilnaga, obifett, alegis
Leg 3: segatai, vagrant_winds, warban, orange soda, greenbarons
Leg 4: farangu, cythraul, REG rysk, the dagon, the dave fella, romanqwerty, The Anonymous, cayrus, phyphor, matev, malkor
Also Egos
battletag: Millin#1360
Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
Sorry Team Infidel
narration incoming.
Yeah I'm more quiet than my usual quietness this game. Not a lot of computer time lately, hoping this weekend changes that a bit!
Confusion will be my epitaph
“Good evening and welcome to day 5 of the phallympic games. Tonight, our competitors tackle the 4x100 freestyle. With the call were Dan Hicks and Rowdy Gains”
__________________________________
“Good evening everyone. This is Dan Hicks, here with my partner Rowdy Gaines. Rowdy, one of my favorite competitions to watch ever was the Biathalon Sprint during the 2010 Winter Olympics. Do you know why?”
“Dan, we usually just talk about the swimming. I know they’re in gaming boxes, but I’m not sure what the biathalon has to do with anything.”
“You will Rowdy. In Vancouver, it started snowing midway through. That slowed down all of the ski portions and gave some huge advantages to the people who went first. Even though we had to continue showing it for another hour, no one was able to pass the first few people off the line.”
“Errr, that’s great Dan, but how does that have any revelance to this epic post counting competition we’re seeing today?”
“It was over easy Rowdy. There was a bunch of early jockeying, but once they got into position, the teams were able to hold on and bring it all home. It was John Darksun from team Gumpy hitting the front first, followed by Team Rend’s Vernon Dudley and "Triple Lord Iron Rock" Hogan MacGrory.”
“Well, it was certainly some competition here tonight. It may not quite be Team USA vs. Team France, but in Team Gumpy vs. Team Rend, Gumpy come out on top for tonight. Back to you Bob!”
_______________________________
“Thanks guys. For a quick update on cheating, here’s special correspondent, Octavius.”
"Costas, I bring yov news that shovldn't be news at this point..."
'More cheating, right?'
"Bongo. That's what people of yovr time say, right? Bongo? Anyway, we have more reports of cheating. Three of Seven has been accvsed of trying to manipvlate the ovtcome of the 4x100 relay by hacking the system to add more posts by players. PILL officials say that this is the only plavsible reason for the post counts to be different between different covnters. Three of Seven is claiming that he is innocent. Cell phone records indicated the he did attempt to access the network immediately before competition began. Jvst remember, Costas, yov can't spell "LINE" withovt "LIE""
'Very true, my friend. With a gold medal in Archery already, you would think he would be satisfied. Is that all for tonight?'
"Not jvst yet. It would appear that Albert Pennywhistle has also been removed for trying to give his team an vnfair advantage in today's event by providing vnavthorized medical assistance."
'What do you mean?'
"A bottle of pills was fovnd in his locker. On the bottle was the phrase 'Now make big hard for long go time', which PILL officials assvme is some pill that allows someone to analyse post counts faster and sit at a computer for a longer period of time."
'I don't think that's exactly what... nevermind. Thank you, Octavius."
“But there’s more Costas! PILL has accepted testing that puts Slug (REG Rysk) from Team Rend, Maverick Cole (Egos) from Team Infidel and John Darksun (Kilnaga) from Team Gumpy above suspicion for tonight. They said it was very important that everyone know...”
“Thank you Octavius. That’s all for our broadcast tonight. We’ll see you at the epic Dressage final tommorow.”
Removed from Competition
Three of Seven (Adventfalls) - Team Gumpy 4x100 and Archer
Albert Pennywhistle (Cayrus) - Team Rend Balance Beamer and Dressage
Current Medal Count
Team Infidel - 9 (2 Gold, 1 silver, 1 bronze)
Team Rend - 7 (1 gold, 1 silver, 2 bronze)
Team Gumpy - 7 (1 gold, 2 silver)
Team B:L - 0
:bz
- Terence McKenna
Due to removal, Johnny McCanuck now has the gold for archery, Michael Usain Bolton has the silver and Ira Glass of Team Infidel has the bronze. Balance beam has now awarded the bronze to Max Power of Team Infidel.
Current Medal Count
Team Infidel - 9 (2 Gold, 1 silver, 1 bronze)
Team Rend - 7 (1 gold, 1 silver, 2 bronze)
Team Gumpy - 7 (1 gold, 2 silver)
Team B:L - 0