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So my wife thinks I'm seven flavors of retarded

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    A girl on Top Model said "OMG" (as in oh em gee)

    That was pretty weird

    i think it's pretty fucking weird that you were watching Top Model.


    Oh

    it's redeemer

    hey dude. Never mind.

    i watch top model and i'm straight as a

    look what's your point

    At some gay/fetish parties, they have what's called a grope box. You go in there, and you can't see out but people can see in and there are holes for people to put their hands in and grope whatever they want. Lots of closeted het guys start out in there because hey, it's not gay if some dude manhandled their cock without their permission, right?

    My point is that maybe you'd have fun in a box like that.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was driving next to some retard the other day who had his windows down and was blasting that Numa Numa shit.
    Did you run him off the shoulder into a ravine?

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zonky, what

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    At some gay/fetish parties, they have what's called a grope box. You go in there, and you can't see out but people can see in and there are holes for people to put their hands in and grope whatever they want. Lots of closeted het guys start out in there because hey, it's not gay if some dude manhandled their cock without their permission, right?

    My point is that maybe you'd have fun in a box like that.

    i doubt it

    i'm incredibly claustraphobic and freak out when strangers touch me

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i rickroll people on the street

    Do you just segway into lyrics or what
    i hate you

    Did I use a word wrong or something?

    Boo hoo?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was driving next to some retard the other day who had his windows down and was blasting that Numa Numa shit.
    Did you run him off the shoulder into a ravine?
    What the fuck is "that Numa Numa shit"?

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Zonky, what
    Honestly. Where the fuck were these fuck boxes when I was in High School?

    Fiz on
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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Zonky, what

    man

    i don't KNOW

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    I was driving next to some retard the other day who had his windows down and was blasting that Numa Numa shit.
    Did you run him off the shoulder into a ravine?
    What the fuck is "that Numa Numa shit"?

    youtube

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    my ex liked to say btw. i left her. then burnt her house down. and i'm guilty on more than one occasion of yelling out PWNED!

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    I was driving next to some retard the other day who had his windows down and was blasting that Numa Numa shit.
    Did you run him off the shoulder into a ravine?
    What the fuck is "that Numa Numa shit"?
    If you don't know, count yourselves among the blessed.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    my ex liked to say btw. i left her. then burnt her house down. and i'm guilty on more than one occasion of yelling out PWNED!

    i've said "owned", but it never started with a p-sound ever

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My friends and I say pwned in a sarcastic manner.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    One of my friends says "jk," "wtf," and "pwned." I think she also posts on some fairly well-known anime forum maybe.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i rickroll people on the street

    Do you just segway into lyrics or what
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    teefs, you don't read anything i ever say, do you

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My Mom keeps talking about lolcats.

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    space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my ex liked to say btw. i left her. then burnt her house down. and i'm guilty on more than one occasion of yelling out PWNED!

    i've said "owned", but it never started with a p-sound ever

    i say pawned. because thats the only way i can think to pronounce it. but i say it more of a joke than anything.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    My friends and I say pwned in a sarcastic manner.

    That makes you worse than the people who say it in a serious manner.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    One of my friends says "jk," "wtf," and "pwned." I think she also posts on some fairly well-known anime forum maybe.

    your friend may be

    a


    WEEABOO

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm hoping she does it to be ironic

    She is not a weeabo but I think she walks the line

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Numa Numa is possibly the stupidest FUCKING song ever created.

    There was a video of this aussie or something singing along to this song and smashing records over his head. I was hoping he would at least draw blood but I didn't have the fortitude to keep listening.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My brother says "for the win" regularly

    I don't know what to do when he says it around people who don't use the internet a lot or play WoW

    They always look confused

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Does saying oh hells yeah sometimes count as meme?

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i rickroll people on the street

    Do you just segway into lyrics or what
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    I actually saw one of those Segway cops the other day. That was the first time I've ever seen one in real life. It made me giggle.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am guilty for coining the word weeaboo at my old school

    it's used everywhere there now

    You must be really popular.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Guy at work says stuff like 'pwned' and 'roxxorz' it is incredibly irritating. Irksome, even.

    you need to kill all of them

    The disease is inside of them.

    And also I saw a music video for the Leek Clock Song on MTV or muchmusic or something

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    one day i'm going to make an extremely popular meme and when i tell everyone i made the meme after it's popular they won't believe me and i'll lose my mind and sink into depression

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The vehicle's name is Segway.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am guilty for coining the word weeaboo at my old school

    it's used everywhere there now

    I claimed to have created that thing where you put one arm in your shirt and use the other to grab your empty sleeve and do that pumping fist action from your chest thing in grade 2.

    I was the coolest kid for the rest of the year.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My ex-wife tried to apologize to me after a fight by offering a handjob. She gave awful handjobs, and I was still pissed at her.

    I responded with "Do Not Want" and went back to playing XBox.

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I had a roommate who last semester came running into my room laughing his ass off and made me go to the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" site.


    He had just found it.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There's a difference between adapting internet lingo that actually sounds like English and it's another thing to use words and phrases that make you sound like a goddamn Martian.

    "Made of Win?" What are you twelve, thirteen? Can you not speak like a real human? And-- Jesus Christ-- you're married? Is this one of those arranged marriage deals where if she tries to get out of it, someone will throw acid on her face? Because between acid face and a guy that speaks in five year old memes, I don't know what I'd choose.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've only seen a segway once

    A middle-aged man was riding it through the mall

    The only thing I could think of was GOB, and I started laughing

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    The vehicle's name is Segway.

    :?:

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    My ex-wife tried to apologize to me after a fight by offering a handjob. She gave awful handjobs, and I was still pissed at her.

    I responded with "Do Not Want" and went back to playing XBox.

    You're no man.

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