There's a difference between adapting internet lingo that actually sounds like English and it's another thing to use words and phrases that make you sound like a goddamn Martian.
"Made of Win?" What are you twelve, thirteen? Can you not speak like a real human? And-- Jesus Christ-- you're married? Is this one of those arranged marriage deals where if she tries to get out of it, someone will throw acid on her face? Because between acid face and a guy that speaks in five year old memes, I don't know what I'd choose.
There's a difference between adapting internet lingo that actually sounds like English and it's another thing to use words and phrases that make you sound like a goddamn Martian.
"Made of Win?" What are you twelve, thirteen? Can you not speak like a real human? And-- Jesus Christ-- you're married? Is this one of those arranged marriage deals where if she tries to get out of it, someone will throw acid on her face? Because between acid face and a guy that speaks in five year old memes, I don't know what I'd choose.
I wanted to read harry potter half blood prince and I knew my brother bought a lot of the books and hasn't read them. So I asked him if he had that book and while he said yes and I just blurted out that all too popular HBP spoiler.
yeah. he got all kinds of pissed for me ruining it for him. I forget people who don't frequent the internet haven't heard these memes.
There's a difference between adapting internet lingo that actually sounds like English and it's another thing to use words and phrases that make you sound like a goddamn Martian.
"Made of Win?" What are you twelve, thirteen? Can you not speak like a real human? And-- Jesus Christ-- you're married? Is this one of those arranged marriage deals where if she tries to get out of it, someone will throw acid on her face? Because between acid face and a guy that speaks in five year old memes, I don't know what I'd choose.
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But really, those aren't so dependent upon internet context that they're incomprehensible to people in the real.
Look, who are you trying to fool?
Segue into something more comfortable.
Now I want to get in to an acid face marriage.
"Haha you can't leave because of acid"
Just for the record, it was an isolated incident.
I've called a group of people n00bs before.
And I'd use "Made of Win and Awesome" if I needed to refer to something as better than just great.
Nobody.
If you ever received a handjob from my ex, you would understand. It was like an orgy of pain.
Now I don't type it either.
I feel so ashamed when I think of that incident
Whoops, I read awful as awesome. I can relate.
Fuck yo' phalla.
You can get "awesome" handies? Dammit. That makes two things my wife can't do well.
True, but I've never used that phrase in real life so it's ok.
yeah. he got all kinds of pissed for me ruining it for him. I forget people who don't frequent the internet haven't heard these memes.
No, it's still pretty bad.
You're wife thinks I'm seven flavors of sexy.
Six varieties of vanilla, plus strawberry.
Yes, he is.
Yes, like icecream.
mmmm. Icecream.
I think I'm going to stop somewhere on the way home.
34.3 degrees celcius right now. Supposedly it feels like 40 something with the humidity.
It's times like this I'm glad I work in a windowless climate controlled server room.
that's six
Rainbow tears.
DELICIOUS!
home made ice cream is the best
here in America we don't use that crazy talk
Tomorrow it's supposed to be 33 and raining.