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Half-Life 2 Episode 2

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just in time to ruin my academic career

    fuck

    For me that was Tribes 1.

    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Just in time to ruin my academic career

    fuck

    You have to be strong.

    These are tests.

  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    Just in time to ruin my academic career

    fuck

    You have to be strong.

    These are tests.

    Well, Teefs is fucked. (way to much LSD)

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I was under the impression that he was the sort to put his nose to the grindstone.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I never really liked TF1. I'm not a big fan of co-operative or class-based FPS multiplayer. I'm a much bigger fan of all out deathmatch. Team deathmatch is the gayest shit ever. I do enjoy CTF, though, but that's usually because I ignore my team and go rogue.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    I was under the impression that he was the sort to put his nose to the grindstone.

    that ain't no grindstone, that's a rock of coke

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    I was under the impression that he was the sort to put his nose to the grindstone.

    that ain't no grindstone, that's a rock of coke
    Jesus no

    i usually keep a 4.0GPA but that'll go to a fucking 3.0 if I end up buying TF2 :<

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    whatever, Karen

    I seen you out back the ballcourt, hustlin brothers for a rock

    I seen you, don't play

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    :(!

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Its been so fucking long. I remember when the medic got his medic axe in quake TF. Hahahaha the medic axe which healed some and hurt some.


    Just let me make a delicate incision here with my surgical axe

    yeah, Quake ctf was teh bomb. The sniper rifle was so gay.

    Sig is too tall - Elki
    walnutmon wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    so walnutmon, have you told your girlfriend that you'll hit her if she leaves you
    Actually yes. She doesn't care, because she knows i'm kidding. But i'm not, i'll kick her right in the vagina. By the way, I got jailed for posting about an emulator I use, because I didn't think that was bad. It has very little to do with the fact that I want to beat women.
  • RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA
    edited July 2007
    You could basically be a scout, soldier or sniper

    everyone else was useless

    engineers were totally outclassed in TF1

    i was usually a medic but only cause it was fun

    nobody was ever heavy weapons

    150cc wrote: »
    the internet drinks bud select because the commercial he saw showed a dude who had friends drinking it
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i had a lot of fun being the spy

    Sig is too tall - Elki
    walnutmon wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    so walnutmon, have you told your girlfriend that you'll hit her if she leaves you
    Actually yes. She doesn't care, because she knows i'm kidding. But i'm not, i'll kick her right in the vagina. By the way, I got jailed for posting about an emulator I use, because I didn't think that was bad. It has very little to do with the fact that I want to beat women.
  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Want TF2 so bad.

  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Riotcow wrote: »
    You could basically be a scout, soldier or sniper

    everyone else was useless

    engineers were totally outclassed in TF1

    i was usually a medic but only cause it was fun

    nobody was ever heavy weapons

    I ripped it up as a spy! That was the most fun shit ever!

    On the 2fort map, you go into the area outside their spawn (disguised of course) and backstab someone (or a few). Blow up the turret that is ALWAYS there.

    Then I'd run out to the outside ledge (where the snipers usually snipe from, and often kill them as well) and play dead there while they were in "heighten awareness", then return to my exploits.

    It was like an early online MGS. Sort of.

  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I remember when I was playing TFC once and a spy was playing dead on the sniper deck on 2fort. He must have been new, cause he was looking around and breakdancing with all the snipers looking at him.

    We laughed at him for a second, and the engineer built a sentry on top of him before he could do anything, pinning him to the ground.



    Then I got my cable modem and decided to be a LPB and snipe. I had a scout who would run balls to the wall across the bridge in 2 fort as soon as he spawned, and I would headshot him every time. His teammates were in hysterics after the 5th or 6th time it happened, and when he finally dove into the water to take a different route, they let me know.

    The dumb shit popped up out of the water right in front of our fort, next to the bridge. I capped hikm, he called me a faggot motherfucker, and left.

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited July 2007
    That's the kind of stuff that good times are made of.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    what's portal, and the thing it was based on?

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Portal's a puzzle/shooter hybrid made by these dudes who put out this obscure ass game called Narbacular Drop or something.

    Basically, it is a game where you shoot two portals at things and travel through them, hopefully creating situations where you can punch yourself in the back of the head.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Ooh. Might have to look for the first one.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I doubt you can even call it a shooter hybrid. The only shooter element is the first person view. Everything else is a puzzle game.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    "Besides this, Valve writer Marc Laidlaw has stated that Gordon will also be meeting "at least one further survivor of Black Mesa in Episode Two.""

    Wonder who it'll be. It had better be someone from one of the expansions, and not like Vance.
    "Oh yeah I met you! You were one of those multiple fucking doctors I met."
    I want like the soldier from that one expansion, freed from the G-Man by the Vortigaunts when they freed Gordon.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    So, I just whipped out my TV Tuner, SNES, and Earthbound

    is a let's play in order

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    hey wiggin nice spoiler there buddy

    i'm halfway through hl2 you trememdous fucker

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So, I just whipped out my TV Tuner, SNES, and Earthbound

    is a let's play in order

    A WHOSAWHAT?

    (What, are you going to do something in the vein of Movieth's Jagged Alliance 2 thread?)

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Wow. Fucked up that spoiler.
    Sorry bout that Ori.

  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    So, I just whipped out my TV Tuner, SNES, and Earthbound

    is a let's play in order

    A WHOSAWHAT?

    (What, are you going to do something in the vein of Movieth's Jagged Alliance 2 thread?)

    SA does Lets Play threads where someone posts screenshots or videos of them playing through the game with humorous commentary.

    So yeah, like the JA2 thread.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I should fix the Half Life wiki. Episode 1 only costs $9.95 now.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    So, I just whipped out my TV Tuner, SNES, and Earthbound

    is a let's play in order

    A WHOSAWHAT?

    (What, are you going to do something in the vein of Movieth's Jagged Alliance 2 thread?)

    SA does Lets Play threads where someone posts screenshots or videos of them playing through the game with humorous commentary.

    So yeah, like the JA2 thread.
    But with Earfbound!

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I've... uh... never played Earthbound. I didn't get into RPGs until early into last generation.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    So, I just whipped out my TV Tuner, SNES, and Earthbound

    is a let's play in order

    A WHOSAWHAT?

    (What, are you going to do something in the vein of Movieth's Jagged Alliance 2 thread?)

    SA does Lets Play threads where someone posts screenshots or videos of them playing through the game with humorous commentary.

    So yeah, like the JA2 thread.
    But with Earfbound!

    you can do it if you wait until mori's done

    and you name them after forumers

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    So, I just whipped out my TV Tuner, SNES, and Earthbound

    is a let's play in order

    A WHOSAWHAT?

    (What, are you going to do something in the vein of Movieth's Jagged Alliance 2 thread?)

    SA does Lets Play threads where someone posts screenshots or videos of them playing through the game with humorous commentary.

    So yeah, like the JA2 thread.
    But with Earfbound!

    you can do it if you wait until mori's done

    and you name them after forumers
    That is basically what I was planning

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm torn between playing through the rest of the first game or getting Episode 1 first.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Earthbound is basically the most quirky RPG in history. It also happens to be completely hilarious and awesome.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Blue

    blueeeeeee

    blueeeeeeeeeeee

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    New Age Retro Hippie uses ruler, now he can measure things with ease.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Ness- Raneados
    Paula - Teefs (EASIEST JOKE, OKAY, JEEZ)
    Jeff - Knob
    Poo - Orikae
    Pet - Mully

    Favourite Food: Dongs
    Favourite Thing: Boners


    This'll be interesting

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Teefs, are you just going to screenshot it? Or do video?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dongs and boners are overused man. Make something original.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Zilla84 wrote: »
    Dongs and boners are overused man. Make something original.

    you can't do a knob/rane teamup without dongs and boners

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, I suppose seeing Ness' mom asking him if he wants some dongs never really gets old.

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