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Great Moments in Chatlog History
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We've all been there. Reading your in-game chat, you see something hilarious, ridiculous, or disturbing. That's what this thread is all about: Post your chatlogs.
This one came about tonight, in CoH. Pony and I were teaming with a PUG to finish some missions. We needed a healer, but they refused to join unless Pony invited another player, who went by Charmshroud. What we got was fucking stupid.
I should've gotten a pic of Pony and I ripping on this person in the PA chat channel, but oh well.
Remember, read Charmshroud's text. One of the white lines is their battlecry.
This was only a small sample. There was more, but I couldn't fit it all in.
This one came about tonight, in CoH. Pony and I were teaming with a PUG to finish some missions. We needed a healer, but they refused to join unless Pony invited another player, who went by Charmshroud. What we got was fucking stupid.
I should've gotten a pic of Pony and I ripping on this person in the PA chat channel, but oh well.
Remember, read Charmshroud's text. One of the white lines is their battlecry.
This was only a small sample. There was more, but I couldn't fit it all in.
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Ah AQ20 and "entangling roots is real CC, no really!"...
That was our Chinese farmer buddy.
This screenshot was taken approximately 2.5 million years ago.
Would probably be funnier if I used timestamps but I still laugh every time I look at this.
Man that guy was an ass.
How would that work?
What, the wedding or the crashing? There was an RP wedding going on, and one of our early (and vocally anti-RP) members decided to run around and through the ceremony spamming his flamethrower and yelling stupid shit. Chat from there was something like I don't know who promoted me, but thank you. You made my day.
Posting a chatlog just wouldn't be the same as seeing it in action, but I've taught two of my mercenary minions to do an entire (CoX-ified) "Who's on First?" routine.
And how would he spam his flamethrower? Like, a chat thing, or the flamethrower attack.
I shall make no other comments...other than I went to the after party to repair Allegories' image.
Do you know what an after party for a RP wedding in a MMO about super heroes is like?
No, you don't, and I pray you never have to find out.
One thing that was kind of funny is they had a TPer invite you to a team and TP you to the "reception" so no one with a flamethrower could crash. We were atop a very tall building and I was sourly tempted to jump to my death.
Followed by this guy getting kicked from the guild not much later.
Gotta love Pika, funny guy.
Our guild had a rule, no Street Sharks quotes.
My buddy trying to become a gold farmer.
Some Paladins refuse to worship The Light, it's full of puppet rapists.
That's it for now.
You deserve it for faking sick for i10. It's not even like it's Burning Crusade. It's basically a fancy patch.
Edit: I should note that this is not my chatlog, it's a screenie that's been passed around for 2-3 years now.
> turn on light
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is now on.
"Thank you for reporting this criminal, citizen. We promise to maybe look into it sometime if we get the chance. Now, if you'll please come with me to jail..."
Also, for the purposes of clarity, in that chatlog Wiggin posted, I am Exact, he's Pyrocity.
"But dear citizen, perhap they were simply selling gil in exchange for in game items thru the auction house."
Backlog Wars - Sonic Generations | Steam!
Viewing the forums through rose colored glasses... or Suriko's Ye Old Style and The PostCount/TimeStamp Restoral Device
Piattos was from the Philipines, and had an... interesting grasp of English.
We used to move all the dead people into one group on Ony.
Calmtempestt = Galofei, the china farmer in riz' ss above. His friends were coming to visit. Apparently he really likes his friends.
This wasn't actually taken out of context.
Just before we wipe for pulling while the tank was AFK.
This is from waaaay back, when Darktalon Brood was still around.
Man, some of those are really old.
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
I don't stealth
just wateva
lolololol
engineering is rad
I was ret for ten minutes, exactly
Oh, oh man. I forgot about that screen, that may be the best one ever.
KILLIN YOR RAMS
Lootlink abuse FTW
Seriously, fuck those guys
(Disorder being the top Horde guild at the time, who exis kept betraying us by going to PVP with.)
And I seem to be missing some that I thought were on my imageshack account. I'll have more later.
Awesome
edit~ he had petitioned for more dead birds on the wildheart set, for clarity ;o
The GM was very, very confused on why I was reporting myself, and I had to explain to him that I was disrupting the server and must be stopped.
I think I was banned from WoW for a week. Boy did I laugh..
I remember that day. There was someone present named "White Geisha" who had lengthy emotes for EVERYTHING. I don't have any screenshots or verbatim examples, but it'd be like this:
Preacher: "We are gathered here today in celebration."
WG: <White Geisha's eyes glisten in quiet contemplation, resolved to maintain her presence and dignity in this blessed moment of glory and love. Fanning herself slowly, the laqured sticks in her elaborate headressblahblahblahblah>
WG wasn't even a part of the wedding party, just some attention whore that had emotes and comments that were twice as long as everything else going on.
I just want you to know that I hate you. Now all my co-workers know I've been slacking off today, after coming over to see what I was laughing so hard about. :P
This may be out of context:
We actually did this with a lot of our spare MC loot:
We were VERY popular.
When asking a mage for water, it's worth at least making it interesting for them:
He lasted about 10 minutes.
o_O
Good christ! I never even payed attention to that before.
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget