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Presidential Election 2012: Apropos of nothing, ejaculating in a hot tub feels amazing.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    Deeply personal story about living daughter as opposed to distant and calculated story about dead wife and daughter.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    You have to admit, Biden did interrupt a good amount.

    He's doing a renegade playthtough is all.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    Well, good thing I don't like sleeping.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    tugga wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    fox nation is worse then that magazine that prints stuff about bat boy

    how dare you reference weekly world news in the same sentence as fox

    i actually do love the magazine that the WWN has morphed into

    back when i worked at CVS i would read it all the time and ed anger is my favorite parody of conservatives

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    basically my metric for figuring out the consensus on a debate is thus:

    go to a "news" outlet you know has an agenda, and see how much they talk about the other guy


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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    Fox News

    we're not the mainstream media

    nope

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I'm just going to keep reading The Onion's Politics Twitter. Because this is amazing.

    Also the headline Biden Shares 20-Minute Post-Debate Kiss With Janna Ryan

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    This debate reminded me of Nolan Ryan putting Robin Ventura in a headlock and raining blows upon his noggin.

    Glorious then, glorious now.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Paul Ryan
    This debate reminded me of Nolan Ryan putting Robin Ventura in a headlock and raining blows upon his noggin.

    Glorious then, glorious now.

    it wasn't really that dispirate

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    I wish someone would admit the US has lost the longest war in American history already.

    I'm not sure you can frame it as a straight win/loss question

    especially when even though the war is still going on, many more enemy combatants have died than our own troops

    HOW'D THAT WORK OUT IN VIETNAM?

    this is not Vietnam

    if it were, Osama bin Laden would still be alive, for one

    Osama Bin Laden didn't lead the several subgroups that make up the Taliban of Afghanistan. Y'know, the people we're actually fighting in Afghanistan.

    I really want to know why you think a war's success can be measured in the amount of enemy combatant deaths .

    I think that it is a thing you take into account, because one of the main goals of going into a war is killing more enemy troops than you lose. I don't think it's the only measurement at all.

    What I said was that I don't think we're looking at a strict win/loss situation here. What were the main goals in this conflict? I think that they were something like, kill Osama bin Laden, defeat al Qaeda, and leave Afghanistan a better country than it was under the Taliban. One of those was completely accomplished, and the other two are partially accomplished. This isn't a traditional war for territory, traditional measurements of victory and defeat are inadequate.

    Except Afghanistan is now a much much much worse country than it was under the Taliban under probably every metric other than the can women do a thing metric
    Is it?

    I mean that country was in the middle of a civil war when the invasion happened.

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Onion Joe is my mancrush

    Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    I wish someone would admit the US has lost the longest war in American history already.

    I'm not sure you can frame it as a straight win/loss question

    especially when even though the war is still going on, many more enemy combatants have died than our own troops

    HOW'D THAT WORK OUT IN VIETNAM?

    this is not Vietnam

    if it were, Osama bin Laden would still be alive, for one

    Osama Bin Laden didn't lead the several subgroups that make up the Taliban of Afghanistan. Y'know, the people we're actually fighting in Afghanistan.

    I really want to know why you think a war's success can be measured in the amount of enemy combatant deaths .

    I think that it is a thing you take into account, because one of the main goals of going into a war is killing more enemy troops than you lose. I don't think it's the only measurement at all.

    What I said was that I don't think we're looking at a strict win/loss situation here. What were the main goals in this conflict? I think that they were something like, kill Osama bin Laden, defeat al Qaeda, and leave Afghanistan a better country than it was under the Taliban. One of those was completely accomplished, and the other two are partially accomplished. This isn't a traditional war for territory, traditional measurements of victory and defeat are inadequate.

    Except Afghanistan is now a much much much worse country than it was under the Taliban under probably every metric other than the can women do a thing metric
    Is it?

    I mean that country was in the middle of a civil war when the invasion happened.

    then it was just a civil war and an invasion

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Really Jasc

    You really feel Ryan won that debate?

    Really?

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    Fandyien wrote: »
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    I wish someone would admit the US has lost the longest war in American history already.

    I'm not sure you can frame it as a straight win/loss question

    especially when even though the war is still going on, many more enemy combatants have died than our own troops

    HOW'D THAT WORK OUT IN VIETNAM?

    this is not Vietnam

    if it were, Osama bin Laden would still be alive, for one

    Osama Bin Laden didn't lead the several subgroups that make up the Taliban of Afghanistan. Y'know, the people we're actually fighting in Afghanistan.

    I really want to know why you think a war's success can be measured in the amount of enemy combatant deaths .

    I think that it is a thing you take into account, because one of the main goals of going into a war is killing more enemy troops than you lose. I don't think it's the only measurement at all.

    What I said was that I don't think we're looking at a strict win/loss situation here. What were the main goals in this conflict? I think that they were something like, kill Osama bin Laden, defeat al Qaeda, and leave Afghanistan a better country than it was under the Taliban. One of those was completely accomplished, and the other two are partially accomplished. This isn't a traditional war for territory, traditional measurements of victory and defeat are inadequate.

    Except Afghanistan is now a much much much worse country than it was under the Taliban under probably every metric other than the can women do a thing metric
    Is it?

    I mean that country was in the middle of a civil war when the invasion happened.

    then it was just a civil war and an invasion

    damn your logic.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Paul Ryan
    Atlas Shrugged II
    Will it influence the election?

    You decide

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Oh I got one of those DVDs about how Obama's real father was a radical communist in the mail today.

    Also a RSVP card from my mom for my wedding.

    Connected?

    You be the judge!

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Joe Biden
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    Holy shit, Ryan just got absolutely CRUSHED. This was a way worse loss than Obama last week, I hope the media picks up on it.

    who are you

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    Beasteh wrote: »
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    I wish someone would admit the US has lost the longest war in American history already.

    I'm not sure you can frame it as a straight win/loss question

    especially when even though the war is still going on, many more enemy combatants have died than our own troops

    HOW'D THAT WORK OUT IN VIETNAM?

    this is not Vietnam

    if it were, Osama bin Laden would still be alive, for one

    Osama Bin Laden didn't lead the several subgroups that make up the Taliban of Afghanistan. Y'know, the people we're actually fighting in Afghanistan.

    I really want to know why you think a war's success can be measured in the amount of enemy combatant deaths .

    I think that it is a thing you take into account, because one of the main goals of going into a war is killing more enemy troops than you lose. I don't think it's the only measurement at all.

    What I said was that I don't think we're looking at a strict win/loss situation here. What were the main goals in this conflict? I think that they were something like, kill Osama bin Laden, defeat al Qaeda, and leave Afghanistan a better country than it was under the Taliban. One of those was completely accomplished, and the other two are partially accomplished. This isn't a traditional war for territory, traditional measurements of victory and defeat are inadequate.

    A higher kill count in a war against an insurgency means fuck all. cf. Vietnam The US went in with the goal of capturing or killing Osama Bin Laden and also kicking the Taliban out of power. The US completed the first goal as part of its war in Pakistan. Defeating an organization as nebulous as Al Qaeda is extremely difficult to measure because of the continued naming of various insurgent groups in other regions as affiliated or part of Al Qaeda in _______. Especially when you consider our methods for eliminating "members of Al Qaeda" involve drone strikes that involve collateral damage that turns more people against the United States. Thirdly, I would call the goal of making Afghanistan a better country an abject failure. The Taliban is as strong if not slightly stronger than pre surge Afghanistan and they're basically waiting for us to go away so they can roll back in with Pakistan's backing. Our vaunted training of the Afghan Military is going to collapse as soon as we step out of the country. We lost. Pakistan and the Taliban won. Afghanistan is going to continue to be a fucked up humanitarian disaster. Pakistan is shit.

    In what way is the Taliban just as strong or possibly stronger than they were before the invasion? They've lost most of their leadership and a large amount of their people. They've been able to carry on small scale guerilla warfare, but that's a tactic you resort to specifically when you are weaker than your enemy. Besides that, your estimation of Pakistan's support seems a bit exaggerated. Pakistan's intelligence service aided the Taliban in the past, but with the Taliban's actions inside of Pakistan over the last five years or so, they've lost most if not all of their support in that area.

    I would disagree that Pakistan is shit. Just from the reaction inside the country to the shooting of Malala Yousafzai earlier this week, and in the way they drove the Taliban out of Swat in 2009. They're certainly not receptive to the repressive culture that the Taliban advocates. Afghanistan is not a disaster either, it's just a situation we don't need to continue to be involved in. I may be wrong, but I really doubt that the Taliban is going to take control of Afghanistan again. They're going to be a thorn in the side of the country for probably a long while, but they don't have the numbers or the arms to forcibly overthrow the government.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    Fandyien wrote: »
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    Holy shit, Ryan just got absolutely CRUSHED. This was a way worse loss than Obama last week, I hope the media picks up on it.

    who are you
    Jasconius wrote: »
    no two dbrock posts have any ideological continuity to them

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Joe Biden
    I thought he was all hard for Ron Paul for a while?

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    Beasteh wrote: »
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    Holy shit, Ryan just got absolutely CRUSHED. This was a way worse loss than Obama last week, I hope the media picks up on it.

    This is all the proof I need that God exists.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    dbrock is just an outside force that acts upon this forum

    he is an agent of chaos

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    Holy shit, Ryan just got absolutely CRUSHED. This was a way worse loss than Obama last week, I hope the media picks up on it.

    who are you

    broken clock, twice a day

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Joe Biden
    Dbrock Is.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    seriously though these are the words that come to mind when I watch paul ryan speak:

    oily
    snake
    weasel
    sniveling
    two-faced
    mercurial

    of course he'd end up romney's vice presidential pick, they are both people who have no business attempting to be charismatic yet somehow due to the insane political discourse of america are being considered like they are in any way earnest or honest about anything

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    y'all are being a buncha dickholes up in here

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    aside from his widow's peak, Paul Ryan has a great barber.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Sassori wrote: »
    I'm just going to keep reading The Onion's Politics Twitter. Because this is amazing.

    Also the headline Biden Shares 20-Minute Post-Debate Kiss With Janna Ryan
    When the vice president began nibbling on her ears and fondling her breasts, Mrs. Ryan stuck her tongue straight out of her mouth and Biden just started licking all around it. She was literally shaking

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    aside from his widow's peak, Paul Ryan has a great barber.

    if you want to look like a greasy weasel

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    dbrock is just an outside force that acts upon this forum

    he is an agent of chaos

    if his picks won a presidency, he just wouldn't know what to do with it!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    DURPLE POST

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Joe Biden
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    is it just me or can you see the hatred radiating off of Ryan

    am I just looking for something that isn't there

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    to me it looks more like ryan is thinking about how in over his head he is

    and biden is sizing up his next meal
    (it's a little scrawny)

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Joe Biden
    I think Biden looks like he wants to bite Ryan's face off

    but then i'm also drunk

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
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    Bit of a stretch, but I like it.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    He's a witch, flaring his nimbus to "win" the debate.

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    For context, I was born and grew up under a communist dictatorship, and every time I see North American call a centrist politician a Communist/Socialist, or complain how Canada/the US is becoming a police state, I want to punch them in their fucking ignorant mouths.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Joe Biden
    Skylark wrote: »
    For context, I was born and grew up under a communist dictatorship, and every time I see North American call a centrist politician a Communist/Socialist, or complain how Canada/the US is becoming a police state, I want to punch them in their fucking ignorant mouths.

    agree with the first half

    the second half...well, somewhat agree

    a lot of deeply unsettling things have been happening over the past few decades, stuff that doesn't typically make it into the press

    stuff like the FBI working with local police departments to entrap activists

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