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Cops Gone Wild: Officer Long Pig Edition
AngelHedgie
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Well, this is a new low - NYPD cop accused of planning to kidnap, cook, and eat women.
He also put himself out as a kidnapper for hire, and unlawfully accessed police databases to build his plans. And he was married as well.
... I'm thinking of taking a bath. Preferably in Bibles. (shiver)
Edit: More info from the Observer here.
In one of the most disturbing and unusual arrests involving a police officer, Federal Bureau of Investigation agents took Officer Valle into custody on Wednesday, after they uncovered several of his plots to kidnap, rape, cook and eat women.
“I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus,” he wrote to a co-conspirator in one electronic communication intercepted by law enforcement authorities. “Cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible.”
When the colleague asked how big the officer’s oven was, Officer Valle replied, “Big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs.”
He also put himself out as a kidnapper for hire, and unlawfully accessed police databases to build his plans. And he was married as well.
... I'm thinking of taking a bath. Preferably in Bibles. (shiver)
Edit: More info from the Observer here.
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Now that I see it wasn't,
Just kidding. This one is getting catapulted over the blue wall.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Yeah, this wasn't a fantasy.
Good to know.
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Them + Cannibals.
His oven seems overly large.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
I guess the cannibalism was meant to done strictly off the clock.
Well the girl in question is said to only have "70 pounds of meat". I'm not an expert in long-pig meat yield, but maybe the targets were petite?
Wow, he logged into the NCIC to find his victims? You'd think a six year veteran police officer wouldn't suck at this sort of thing quite so much.
It's especially questionable to eat your victims after you rape them, I would think.
I certainly wouldn't eat a hamburger after I'd put my dick in it.
Surely 6 years of service is insufficient to turn someone into a rapist/cannibal/kidnapper
Plus it's hard to believe that you could be that desperate for $5000 as a NY cop, and a married one at that - not got to be a lot over a months wages is it?
$5000 for a few hours work?
His position as a police officer actually lends itself quite well to kidnapping.
What does him being married have to do with any of this btw? I noticed they made a point of mentioning it in the article in it's own little paragraph.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Well, there is perhaps the assumption that somebody who is married will have a harder time keeping something like this hidden. Not a great assumption, but it's there. That, or he was speaking financially; if they had two incomes, why the hell would he need $5K?
The answer, of course, is that he was a crazy fucking cannibal. I wouldn't try to break his thought process down too much.
time to pack up and go home
Few hours? Given the time he's put into tracking her down and getting the right moment, plus expenses (going to be at least a few hundred to make your own chloroform) and the risk involved - the time taken to actually do the deed is going to be much more than the 3-4 hours to actually do it and closer to a months worth of work. Were I (and at this point I feel I should stress I'm not) a cannibal rapist kidnapper for hire, I'd be terrified of someone who'd only pay $5K (barely 3K in real money, and that's before tax) for this.
Surely you're talking at least a years salary to even meet the guy and tell him he's creepy, let alone then go ahead with it. If this guy can't even make the time to spare four weeks worth of wages to fulfil his dreams of stalking and cannibalising a woman, why would you ever decide to commit any crime with this guy, let alone one like this?
Bounty's going to be higher than that if someone finds out or he chickens out, I'm pretty sure you'd earn a significant portion of your 3K in minimum wage before you'd cooked her going off how long it takes for a turkey plus HOLY FUCK THIS GUY IS ARGUING ABOUT THE PRICE TO KIDNAP, RAPE, MURDER AND THEN EAT A WOMAN.
I know of this one girl who seriously would have no fuck this shit I'm not finishing this sentence.
Good thing they got to him when they did, because damn. That's some, uh...
Man.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
I mean...
I just wanted to add...
Ok, just seriously What the fuck?!
On a different note: holy fucking shit.
And using police resources? Could he be any dahmer?
It's been said, but it's nice to know there's still a line for the other officers as to what they will cover for and what they won't.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I pray to God that the wife has custody of the daughter.
Yeah, seriously.
"Hey, you, eating people is wrong, man! Why can't you be a normal cop and mace old women and pregnant ladies?"
Cause, you know, people generally don't just go straight into crazy town like this.
Juicy Lucy?
Somebody's picky about his cuts.
It's just.. I want to say "actualization." All those details take it from "some guy in New York" to "a guy in New York just like that guy across the street." Plus, all reporters seem to thing that marital status, offspring, and age are the biographical details that are mandatory for every story.
There are a large number of pedophiles in the Catholic Church and the Boy Scouts not because pedophiles naturally just love God and the outdoors, or because the Catholics or Boy Scouts have a mission to protect pedophiles but because these types of organizations allow access to victims. The protection is a function of how the organization protects itself.
Part of the reason that we have such a problem with police forces around the nation is that the Police is a position of authority which can be entered into with little to no skill. It is a natural place for those of criminal persuasion (rather than criminals out of necessity) to congregate, just like the Boy Scouts is a natural place for a pedophile to go.
This guy is just a lot worse than many of the people which are usually drawn to police work
About 10 years ago I went through most of the hiring process for a police department in suburban Chicago. After passing the written test and background investigation I had to go for a psych screen. I remember filling out an MMPI (or something very similar) as well as another multiple choice screen, and then interviewed with a psychologist for about 30 minutes or so.
The psych screen wasn't quite as involved as the one I did for the CIA, but it was surprisingly close given that this was a pretty quiet suburb.
If that's how you read it then you are seriously projecting I'm afraid buddy.
There are some forumers *coughhackTHANATOSsputter* who don't mind painting with a wide brush on the issue of cops, but I don't think AH was doing that in this case.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...