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Phallandia: The Village of Dustin - Chapter 8: New Dawn in Dustin (Village Victory!)

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Gonna go with Typhus since shal voted for Obi back on day 3.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    so did CesareB...

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Can we get a vote count?

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Because it looks tied to me

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Langly has yet to vote...

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    @Langly, the fate of mankind depends on your vote!

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    you do realize that langly is very likely mafia, yes?

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Because it looks tied to me
    Typhus773: Anialos, blahmcblah, Malkor, shalmelo, The Anonymous
    shalmelo: Zombie Hero, premium, Egos, Typhus773

    Typhus is ahead by one. So yeah, if Langly votes shal it's a tied vote.

    The Anonymous on
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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Uh, shal didn't vote for himself, unless I'm crazy.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    Uh, shal didn't vote for himself, unless I'm crazy.
    Yes, you're crazy

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    CesarB was on a counter-wagon that was up against Langly . If this needs to be made clear for some students in the classroom.


    edit: And it's late game to boot. You can read it as

    a) mafia trying to save one of their own

    b) mafia panting a clear target for what they thought would be the last day


    Egos on
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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    Sorry dudes, fell asleep for like two hours.

    Typhus733: 5 (Anialos, blahmcblah, Malkor, shalmelo, The Anonymous)
    shalmelo: 4 (Zombie Hero, premium, Egos, Typhus733)

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    Also herp derp shalmelo

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    @The Anonymous @Anialos @Malkor

    Honestly dudes, shalmelo is a much better vote. I just voted Typhus to bait some mafia into making it a wagon. Whichever of you aren't mafia should probably go ahead and switch now.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Okay yeah, looking over that record I missed that the first time. shalmelo it is.

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    Always with the late-day vote drama this thread.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    I like being dramatic. It's fun.

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    shalmelodramatic?

    (I've been waiting like literally ALL GAME for that)

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    blahmcblah wrote: »
    shalmelodramatic?

    (I've been waiting like literally ALL GAME for that)

    Boooooo

    Get off the stage!

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    typhus

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    blahmcblah wrote: »
    shalmelodramatic?

    (I've been waiting like literally ALL GAME for that)

    Boooooo

    Get off the stage!

    You've been a great crowd, I'll be here all week!

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    shalmelo: 6 (Zombie Hero, premium, Egos, Typhus733, blahmcblah, The Anonymous)
    Typhus733: 4 (Anialos, blahmcblah, Malkor, shalmelo, The Anonymous, Langly)

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    VOTE CLOSED

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    A smart player should remember a virtually outed bad guy's actions should largely be ignored. Mindfuckery and all.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Also if the mafia have a vote manipulator. It should be very apparent who that is. Since they didn't vote yesterday.

    Big IF , though. Since the Mayor is a known role in regular Mafia (not phalla) as well... something to consider.

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Chapter 7: The Road Ahead

    The town had calmed itself after the death of the last Imperial. Captain Law had shown them he was capable of finding and locating the remaining knights, and had acted without pause. They continued to confide in him their suspicions, and by day's end another person had been sentenced to death. The captain took his men down to the local tavern to locate the brute. Mad Malcolm McFadden was sitting at a table in the middle of the room, the raucous laughter of Sir McFadden and his compatriots echoing around the room. Captain Law and his knights approached the man, wading between the drinking patrons and the scattered tables and chairs.

    Mad Malcolm saw them coming out of the corner of his eye and jumped up out of his seat, cracking his bottle of liquor open on the table as he rose. He looked Captain Law in the eye and grinned at the man. He was a bestial sight, grizzled hair in his face, teeth missing; the smell of booze in his sweat, long since caked into his clothes. Malcolm planted his boot in the side of the nearest man, sending the bar patron, his drink, and his chair, falling towards the good captain. He began swinging his broken bottle at one of the tavern goers, slicing his arm. He quickly dropped the neck of the bottle and picked up the closest chair to swing at the closest knight. The other patrons, angered by McFadden's assault, had joined in the fight as well. It took near half an hour for the knights to quell the quarreling drunkards. McFadden was hauled out into the street, where his head was unceremoniously chopped off.

    Captain Law had stopped another one, he hoped it was almost over.


    He had thought Dustin would be a good place to lay low. He had been caught fornicating with the duke's wife, and the duke had sent his knights after him to carve him up to satisfy the duke's honor, so he fled to the borderlands. It seems, for Viscount Jerrold Bolognia of Nomevillagio Casuale, castration was the fate he was destined for, escaping the duke's knights only to be dropped into the clutches of beasts who actually enjoyed such work. He was surprised he had survived as long as he had in this village under siege. He had never had particular great survival or combat skills; he was a lover, not a fighter. Once most of the locals had been murdered, and enough of the Imperials had been caught, he thought it would be safe enough to risk trying to leave town. He couldn't take all this killing, he just wanted to find a nice quiet tavern and a buxom lass to share the night.
    While Malcolm McFadden was distracting the Phallandian Knights in the tavern, his partners had been watching the man frantically pack and head for the outskirts of town. They meet him on the road out of town, the village lights could barely be seen in the distance. The Imperials marked their victim.


    The Glorious Dead:

    Shalmelo: Mad Malcolm McFadden - Imperial Knight -- Summary Execution
    Blahmcblah: Viscount Jerrold Bolognia of Nomevillagio Casuale - Villager of Dustin -- Castrated


    Day 8 ends Wednesday at Midnight EDT.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    We're getting close, guys.

    Gonna go with Anialos for being on the opposing wagon.

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Analyzing possibilities...will return vote soon.

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    OoOOOOooOOoOOOoOOOOooO

    Those bits about being sick were all true, though.

    Blargh

    oOOoOoOoOoOOOoOoOoOoOoo

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    ooooOOOOoOOOoooooOOoo

    Woo-hoo, my first time ever getting killed by mafia! Hooray for not being completely irrelevant for once!

    OOooooOoOOOoooooOOOOO

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Hah, lets see if I can get the hat-trick, Malkor

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Nope

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Aint' a baddy.

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    To be fair it was zombie hero's plan :P Sooo...we're calling this then?

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Apparently so, Langly said in Phalladia that the surviving mafia here are forfeiting.

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    This was a strange game.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    It wasn't perfect, but I had a fun time trying to puzzle out who the mafia were. Even after we voted Obi out, it still took several days for the mafia to slip up and create evidence in the voting record.

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    T_A's last second vote: Great vote or greatest vote?

    Zombie Hero on
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